Season 1

1 - Why Don't We Get Married?

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SIGN    JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    Go to Hawaii!!
[00:01] Komiya
    Hello, welcome to JTC!
SIGN    Overseas Travel Counter
SIGN    Hawaii
SIGN    Hawaii
[00:05] Isojima
    A family trip to Hawaii? How lovely!
[00:09] Isojima
    Right now we recommend Hawaii Island.
SIGN    Europe and Asia
SIGN    The Americas
[00:11] Isojima
    Oahu is nice too, but go for the Big Island!
[00:13] Komiya
    Thank for your patience. Please have a seat.
[00:13] Isojima
    It has all the shopping
    and nature you could ask for.
[00:15] Nonoyama
    Hello there!
[00:16] Isojima
    Take a look at our wonderful trip packages.
[00:18] Nonoyama
    We also recommend Saipan.
[00:22] Shinshi
    Gonda-kun, they haven't canceled, have they?
[00:24] Shinshi
    Have they?!
[00:25] Gonda
    It'll be fine, Shinshi-san.
[00:26] Saito
    Good morning, Kurokawa-san.
[00:28] Kurokawa
    Good morning.
[00:29] mob B
    How many seats are left in the QR CMN?
[00:30] mob D
    The group canceled?!
[00:31] mob C
    Eight.
[00:33] Kurokawa
    It's quiet in here.
[00:36] Kurokawa
    Hey, Ohara.
[00:38] Kurokawa
    Ohara!
[00:40] Takuya
    Y-Yes, ma'am?
[00:41] Kurokawa
    Confirm hotel reservations
    for this summer tour package.
[00:46] Takuya
    W-Will do, Branch Manager.
[00:48] Kurokawa
    Respond right away, and make eye contact!
[00:51] Takuya
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[00:52] Kurokawa
    Stop zoning out. We're busy here.
[00:55] Kurokawa
    I swear...
[00:57] Takuya
    I'm not zoning out.
[01:00] Takuya
    I was considering how to respond.
[01:03] Takuya
    If you waited another second...
SIGN    Ohara,
    let's play baseball.
[01:06] Takuya
    Maybe it's my habit of lagging
    slightly behind in conversation,
SIGN    Did you buy
     the new game?
SIGN    Did you do
    your homework?
SIGN    Why aren't you
    saying anything?
[01:10] Takuya
    but it feels like I'm also
    falling behind in life.
[01:13] Komiya
    Ohara-san.
[01:15] Komiya
    Good morning.
[01:17] Komiya
    I'll leave these Hawaii
    yachting documents here for you.
[01:22] Shinshi
    Thanks a bunch.
[01:22] Takuya
    I missed my chance to say thanks again.
[01:23] Komiya
    No problem.
[01:25] Takuya
    Not that it was worth taking up her time.
[01:34] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?!
[01:36] Takuya (aloud)
    Hello, this is Ohara with JTC.
[01:37] Takuya (internal)
    I'm working diligently! I'm not slacking!
[01:40] Takuya (aloud)
    About the Hawaii yachting. Right.
SIGN    Why Don't We Get Married?
SIGN    Hikifune Station West Entrance
[01:54] Takuya
    Kama, I'm home.
[02:03] Takuya
    Here's your food.
[02:15] Takuya
    Kama, Honjoji-san glared at me again today.
[02:20] Takuya
    She's only been there a year longer than me,
    but she gives me those silent menacing looks.
[02:27] Takuya
    Kama-kun, I'm already
    in my fourth year of work.
[02:31] Takuya
    When are coworkers going to
    stop getting mad at me?
[02:36] Takuya
    Not that asking a cat is going to help.
SIGN    Walking the World's Streets
[02:43] Takuya
    Kama, come watch TV with me.
[02:49] Takuya
    Spending time with you like this is so nice.
[02:54] Komiya
    A travel agency starts its day with cleaning!
[02:58] Itsuki
    Komiya-chan, you're so peppy.
[02:59] Komiya
    Okay, get to mopping.
[03:02] Itsuki
    Thanks.
[03:09] Takuya
    I'm not slacking! I'm not!
[03:10] Takuya
    I am cleaning!
[03:15] Rika
    Did I scare him again?
[03:18] Rika
    I suppose he thinks
    I'm a frightening person.
[03:21] Rika
    I have this thing where
    I unconsciously stare at people.
[03:25] Rika
    It's not like I'm doing it on purpose,
[03:27] Rika
    but I can't think of anything to say.
[03:30] (Flashback) Nonoyama
    I'm sorry, Honjoji-san!
[03:32] (Flashback) Gonda
    Did I do something bad?
[03:35] Rika
    No, I mean, I'm not angry.
[03:38] Rika
    But I'm not smiling either.
[03:40] Rika
    Oh well, it's not worth
    taking the time to explain.
SIGN    This is Honjo-azumabashi
SIGN    Atlases
SIGN    Latest World Atlas
[04:08] Rika
    Alone at last!
SIGN    Mercator of Love
SIGN    Mount Kaimon
SIGN    Kyushu Nature Trail
[04:19] Rika
    I thought that I could just look at maps
    all day in the Planning Department,
[04:23] Rika
    but that's not how it turned out at all.
[04:28] Rika
    So much fun for ¥435!
[04:31] Rika
    Maps are the best!
SIGN    JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    Go to Hawaii!!
[04:34] Kurokawa
    We will now begin today's morning assembly.
[04:37] Kurokawa
    First off, Mamaru-san from the head office
    has something important to say.
[04:41] Takuya
    Someone from the head office?
[04:43] Mamaru
    Everyone, thank you for your hard work.
[04:46] Mamaru
    We find ourselves now in the Reiwa era,
[04:49] Mamaru
    and competition continues to heat up.
[04:52] Mamaru
    So as for our company, uh...
[04:55] Kurokawa
    As of this summer, JTC will
    up its focus on North America.
[04:58] Kurokawa
    The Alaska area in particular.
[05:00] Kurokawa
    Alaska touches the Arctic, and its cities
    such as Juneau and Fairbanks are popular.
[05:05] Kurokawa
    And so, someone from this office
    is going to become manager
[05:08] Kurokawa
    of the Anchorage Branch
    that's going to open next year!
[05:11] Takuya
    S-Say what?!
[05:13] Gonda
    Anchorage?
[05:15] Itsuki
    We're getting sent to Alaska?
[05:16] Mamaru
    Oh, but it's a pretty place.
[05:19] Mamaru
    It has icebergs, glaciers, dog sleds...
SIGN    North Pole
[05:21] employees
    That's the North Pole!
[05:23] Kurokawa
    It's a little far to be
    separated from family,
[05:25] Kurokawa
    so we'll select someone who's unmarried.
[05:29] Kurokawa
    Would anyone like to volunteer?!
[05:31] Gonda
    Unmarried?
[05:32] Kitagawa
    Then I'm off the hook.
[05:34] Isojima
    How about you, Saito?
[05:35] Saito
    Oh, no.
[05:36] Kurokawa
    There aren't any volunteers?
[05:38] Takuya
    Excuse me.
[05:39] Saito
    Ohara, are you going?
[05:40] Takuma
    I-I... can't go.
[05:43] Kurokawa
    Huh? Ohara?
[05:46] Takuya
    I-I, well...
[05:48] Takuya
    I have a cat.
[05:52] Kurokawa
    A cat? That's not a reason.
[05:56] Kurokawa
    You barely ever speak up,
[05:58] Kurokawa
    and now you make me wonder
    how you even view your job.
[06:01] Kurokawa
    Everyone give this some serious thought!
SIGN    365 days until the
    Anchorage Branch opens
[06:04] Kurokawa
    Because one of you is going!
[06:09] Komiya
    Alaska? What a surprise!
[06:12] Itsuki
    Traveling there might be great,
    but living there's another matter.
[06:16] Komiya
    It's three or four years at the least.
[06:18] Isojima
    Kamoi-san has been stuck in Tahiti for ten
    years now, with no replacement in sight.
SIGN    Please send me home.
[06:20] Kamoi
    Please send me home. Please send me home!
[06:23] Komiya
    Hey!
[06:24] Komiya
    I know how to guard against going to Alaska!
[06:28] Gonda
    Seriously?
[06:29] Komiya
    Just get married!
[06:32] Komiya
    They prefer someone who's single, after all.
[06:35] Itsuki
    Good idea. Komiya-chan, will you marry me?
[06:38] Komiya
    Oh, what a thing to say!
[06:42] Takuya
    Never mind marriage,
    I don't even have any female friends.
[06:46] Takuya
    I'm in trouble. Lots of trouble.
[06:55] Rika
    It's 5,500 km to Anchorage. That's too far.
[06:59] Rika
    I don't even communicate well
    in Japan. Forget Alaska.
[07:04] Rika
    And I hear the mosquitoes there are monsters.
[07:08] Rika
    What do I do?
[07:09] Rika
    This is a matter of life and death for me.
[07:15] Rika
    And it's not like I have any pull at work.
[07:18] Rika
    Everywhere in the world is fun on a map.
[07:21] Rika
    But actually going out in public
    doesn't interest me at all.
[07:25] Rika
    I bet it's cold in Alaska.
[07:32] Takuya
    It was scary at the vet, huh, Kama?
[07:35] Takuya
    But for the time being, you're...
[07:41] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?
[07:45] Takuya
    N-No, there's no need to be nervous.
[07:49] Takuya
    We're not at work today. If I slack off...
[07:51] Takuya
    it's okay.
[07:54] Takuya
    Excuse me, Honjoji-san.
[07:59] Takuya
    Thank you for all your help.
[08:03] Takuya
    I'm leaving the company.
[08:07] Rika
    You quit?
[08:08] Takuma
    Oh, no, I plan to tell
    Kurokawa-san on Monday.
[08:12] Takuma
    S-See you.
[08:15] Rika
    Um, is that...
[08:17] Rika
    because your cat is important to you?
[08:20] Takuya
    Yes, it is.
[08:21] Takuya
    He's finally willing to show his tail to me.
[08:24] Rika
    His tail?
[08:25] Takuya
    Other cats would pick on him.
[08:29] Takuya
    He was a mess when I got him.
[08:32] Takuya
    It took forever for him to open up to me.
[08:35] Takuya
    But lately, he's at least
    started showing his tail.
[08:40] Takuya
    I can't go and abandon him now.
[08:44] Rika
    There's no one who can look after him?
[08:46] Rika
    A girlfriend or family member?
[08:48] Takuya
    No, not at all! Uh, I...
[08:52] Takuya
    I'm sorry for always being unsociable.
[08:55] Takuya
    Bye.
[08:59] Rika
    Um!
[09:01] Rika
    Do you know what the summer
    temperature is in Anchorage?
[09:03] Takuya
    Huh?
[09:04] Rika
    It's 18°C. A little chilly.
[09:08] Rika
    What I'm trying to say is, well...
[09:12] Rika
    Why don't...
[09:14] Rika
    we get married?
[09:26] Rika
    Why don't we get married?
[09:31] Takuya
    Huh?
[09:32] Rika
    Huh?
[09:33] Takuya
    Huh?
[09:34] Rika
    Huh?
[09:35] Takuya
    No, I'm asking you.
[09:37] Rika
    Oh, right.
[09:39] Takuya
    Did she just say "married"?
[09:41] Takuya
    Married?
[09:43] Rika
    He's surprised. And I admit,
    it was a wild thing to say.
[09:46] Takuya
    Huh?
[09:47] Rika
    Huh?
[09:48] Takuya
    U-Um, what do you mean by "married"?
[09:52] Rika
    I don't mean a real marriage. Just pretend.
[09:55] Takuya
    Pretend?
[09:56] Rika
    That's right. I could never
    handle the Anchorage Branch.
[10:01] Rika
    But if I'm ordered to go,
    I have no grounds for refusal.
[10:04] Rika
    It's the same for you, isn't it?
[10:07] Rika
    If you can't be apart from your cat,
[10:11] Rika
    we could get married and
    then not have to go to Alaska.
[10:15] Rika
    Kurokawa-san was saying unmarried
    people will be prioritized.
[10:20] Rika
    So if we were to make it so we're married...
[10:23] Takuya
    I hadn't thought of that.
[10:26] Takuya
    No wait, I could never. A pretend marriage?
[10:29] Takuya
    I've hardly ever even spoken to Honjoji-san!
[10:32] Rika
    Now I've gone and said it all.
[10:35] Rika
    There's no backing out now.
[10:38] Takuya
    Is a fake marriage really going to work?
[10:42] Rika
    I'm confident it will.
[10:44] Rika
    I shouldn't say this, but
    we don't stand out at work.
[10:48] Rika
    If we say we're getting married,
    I doubt anyone will show much interest.
SIGN    365 days until the
    Anchorage Branch opens
[10:53] Rika
    The Anchorage Branch opens in a year.
[10:55] Rika
    If we say we're getting married
    and then make it through several months,
[10:58] Rika
    there'll be no more talk about the transfer,
[11:00] Rika
    and by then, hardly anyone should
    care anymore about our marriage.
[11:05] Rika
    I think we'll be okay to let things die
    down, then pretend it never happened.
[11:11] Takuya
    You know, you have a point there.
[11:12] Rika
    Right.
[11:15] Takuya
    Is this actually a good idea?
[11:17] Takuya
    I want to keep my job, and
    I'll get to stay with Kama!
[11:23] Takuya
    Well, I'm on board with trying it.
[11:27] Takuya
    The fake marriage.
[11:28] Rika
    Thank you, let's give it a go.
[11:32] Rika
    So, tomorrow at 8:45, let's meet
    at the street-side entrance.
[11:36] Rika
    We'll notify Kurokawa-san
    of our marriage there.
[11:39] Rika
    I'll move things forward from here,
[11:41] Rika
    so Ohara-kun, you basically
    don't need to do anything.
[11:43] Takuya
    What?
[11:44] Takuya
    There's nothing for me to do?
[11:46] Rika
    There is not.
[11:47] Rika
    I proposed this idea,
    so you can leave it to me.
[11:51] Rika
    If you'll excuse me.
[11:55] Takuya
    Th-That was so businesslike.
[11:57] Takuya
    You know what, I had no idea
    Honjoji-san was such a bold person.
[12:02] Takuya
    It's surprising.
[12:03] Rika
    It's now or never.
[12:06] Kurokawa
    What?!
[12:08] Kurokawa
    Married?! You two?!
[12:10] Rika
    Y-Yes.
[12:14] Rika
    I need to tell her the way I planned.
[12:17] Rika
    The two of us would like
    to keep this quiet and low-key,
[12:20] Rika
    so as not to cause any trouble.
[12:23] Kurokawa
    Wow! Congratulations!
[12:26] Kurokawa
    No way, I didn't notice at all!
[12:29] Kurokawa
    When did you start dating?!
[12:31] Kurokawa
    And Ohara! I never
    thought you had it in you!
[12:35] Kurokawa
    Way to prove me wrong!
[12:35] Takuya
    U-Um...
[12:37] Kurokawa
    What a great pair you make!
[12:39] Kurokawa
    What a great pair!
[12:41] Kurokawa
    You've made my day!
[12:42] Komiya
    Excuse me, Kurokawa-san.
[12:45] Kurokawa
    Well, I'm sure there's a lot ahead of you,
[12:48] Kurokawa
    but I'm happy to offer any advice. See ya!
[12:55] Takuya
    She was unbelievably happy.
[12:57] Rika
    Yes.
[12:58] Rika
    So far, the plan's a success.
[13:01] Takuya
    Huh?
[13:01] Rika
    She believes we're going to get married.
[13:04] Rika
    You don't need to worry,
    I'll make sure this works.
[13:14] Shinshi
    Hello.
[13:14] Shinshi
    What?! Another accident?!
[13:16] Shinshi
    They're going to cancel on us!
[13:18] Isojima
    Shinshi-san, calm down.
[13:18] Itsuki
    Please hurry and update the site.
[13:29] Kurokawa
    Ohara, Ohara.
[13:30] Takuya
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[13:32] Kurokawa
    We're having trouble filling
    these Hawaii hotel rooms.
[13:35] Kurokawa
    Could you quickly come up with a plan?
[13:37] Takuya
    Will do.
[13:38] Kurokawa
    I'd like you to help him, Honjoji-san.
[13:40] Rika
    Yes, ma'am.
[13:41] Kurokawa
    Please do, then.
[13:43] Kurokawa
    Saito, you got a minute?
[13:44] Saito
    Yes, ma'am.
[13:46] Kurokawa
    Listen, about what I asked you
    for the other day,
[13:48] Kurokawa
    how's it coming?
[13:49] Saito
    It isn't finished yet.
SIGN    Five Hotel
    New Plan Summary
[13:53] Takuya
    Done.
[13:54] Rika
    That took a long time.
[13:55] Takuya
    Yes.
[13:57] Takuya
    Hello?
[13:58] Kurokawa
    It's done? Oh, good!
[14:00] Kurokawa
    Right now we're meeting up
    at the usual Italian place.
[14:02] Kurokawa
    Would you mind bringing it there?
[14:04] Kurokawa
    Make sure Honjoji-san comes with you.
[14:07] Takuya
    The usual Italian place?
[14:09] Rika
    Oh, that would be Bau Bau.
[14:12] Rika
    Let's go.
SIGN    Ristorante Bau Bau
SIGN    Ohara-kun Honjoji-san
    Congrats on getting engaged!!
    All of us at the JTC Kinshicho Branch
SIGN    Ohara-kun Honjoji-san
    Congrats on getting engaged!!
    All of us at the JTC Kinshicho Branch
[14:18] everyone
    Congratulations!
[14:22] both
    A surprise party?
[14:23] Kurokawa
    Are you surprised?
[14:25] Kurokawa
    We all put it together!
[14:27] Saito
    Come on, you two, sit in the middle.
[14:29] Isojima
    You're the stars today!
[14:31] Takuya
    Th-This isn't good.
[14:33] Takuya
    What do we do now?
[14:35] Rika
    Ohara-kun.
[14:37] Rika
    There's no escaping this.
[14:39] Rika
    Let's just run with it.
[14:41] Takuya
    Huh?
[14:41] Rika
    We can't afford to let them set the pace.
[14:44] Rika
    Let's return fire at max excitement!
[14:48] Takuya
    Max excitement?
[14:50] Takuya
    Is that something we can do?
[14:53] Rika
    Don't worry.
[14:54] Rika
    I take full responsibility for this.
    Just give me a little time.
[14:58] Kurokawa
    So, in celebration of their engagement!
[14:58] Rika
    I'm going to go charge up my excitement.
[15:01] everyone
    Cheers!
[15:05] Takuya
    Charge up her excitement?
[15:07] Takuya
    Is that something she can do?!
[15:10] Itsuki
    Senpai, could you tell us the whole story?
[15:14] Gonda
    Tell us how you fell in love!
[15:16] Takuya
    Uh, well...
[15:18] Isojima
    You happy boy, you!
[15:19] Takuya
    Uh, well, see...
[15:20] Gonda
    Happy boy!
[15:22] Komiya
    Still, I can't help but be surprised that
    Ohara-san and Honjoji-san are an item.
[15:28] Kurokawa
    Komiya-chan, aren't you suspicious?
[15:30] Komiya
    Huh?
[15:31] Kurokawa
    It's too sudden, this engagement.
[15:34] Kurokawa
    The whole timing of it.
[15:36] Kurokawa
    It really is fishy.
[15:39] Kurokawa
    I bet...
[15:41] Kurokawa
    there's a bun in the oven!
[15:44] Itsuki
    I'm impressed, Ohara-san!
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
[15:46] Gonda
    Yeah, I had no clue!
SIGN    Noisy
[15:48] Isojima
    Don't tell me it's a shotgun wedding?
[15:52] Takuya
    Th-They're going to tear me apart.
[15:55] Takuya
    I've got to find a way to escape!
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Noisy
SIGN    Program
[16:07] Rika
    Everyone, thank you for being here today.
[16:11] Rika
    As thanks, I'm going to sing!
SIGN    Mercator of Love
SIGN    Written by Narita Shun
     Music by Narita Shun
     Arrangement by Narita Shun
[16:18] Rika
    My love is a Mercator...
[16:21] Takuya
    Th-This is Honjoji-san at max excitement!
[16:28] Takuya
    Or, not so much.
[16:31] Takuya
    That singing that sounded like it was coming
    from Hades brought the place to a standstill.
[16:36] Takuya
    She had probably never sung
    in front of people before.
[16:40] Takuya
    But her only choice was to sing.
[16:44] Takuya
    To me, she seemed downright heroic.
[16:53] Takuya
    A-Are you all right?
[16:55] Rika
    Yes. I drank a little too much.
[16:59] Rika
    I will never sing karaoke again.
[17:02] Takuma
    R-Right.
[17:04] Rika
    I—
[17:13] Rika
    I-I'm sorry!
[17:14] Takuya
    Uh, it's okay.
[17:16] Rika
    Bye.
[17:19] Rika
    Today's the worst day of my life.
[17:21] Rika
    I want to die. Just curl up and die!
[17:24] Takuya
    Should I have made sure she got home?
[17:26] Takuya
    I could say "thank you"
    or "good night," at least.
[17:31] Takuya
    It's still not too late to do so.
[17:35] Takuya
    I could have helped her out
    by singing a duet with her back there.
[17:40] Takuya
    Why didn't I get up and join her?
[17:43] Takuya
    I'm so pathetic.
[17:55] (Flashback) Takuya
    How our love started?
[17:56] (Flashback) Rika
    Yes, the story of how we met,
    and eventually decided to marry.
[18:02] (Flashback) Rika
    It'll be made-up, of course.
[18:03] (Flashback) Takuya
    Good point.
[18:05] (Flashback) Takuya
    We don't know what we'll be asked, or when.
[18:08] (Flashback) Rika
    And so, please fill out this profile.
[18:12] (Flashback) Rika
    I have tomorrow off,
    so I will go gather materials.
[18:15] (Flashback) Takuya
    Materials?
[18:16] (Flashback) Rika
    Yes, in YHM.
[18:19] Rika
    With Yokohama as the setting, I'll think up
    a story for our first date and proposal.
[18:24] Rika
    It's just like making a pamphlet for work.
[18:32] Rika
    First, the tale of how we got together.
SIGN    Marriage Project Setup Questionnaire
[18:35] Rika
    Wow, Ohara-kun wrote very precise responses.
SIGN    I am 24 years old.
[18:39] Rika
    He's 24.
[18:41] Rika
    Two years younger than me,
    and yet such firm character.
[18:45] Rika
    Ohara-kun...
SIGN    Zone
[18:53] Rika
    I tried to conjure him up
    for this imaginary date,
SIGN    Zone
[18:58] Rika
    but of all things, I can't remember his face.
SIGN    Zone
[19:02] Rika
    Even though we've worked across
    from each other for two years.
SIGN    Zone
[19:05] Rika
    Is this how little interest
    I have in other people?
[19:08] Rika
    Just how heartless am I?
[19:12] Rika
    No matter how much
    I refine this fake project,
[19:16] Rika
    there's no way it's going to turn out well.
[19:18] Rika
    Ohara-kun, I'm sorry.
[19:21] Rika
    I got you to go along with this dumb idea,
[19:24] Rika
    and I really am sorry
    that it will crash and burn.
[19:35] Rika
    But we can't call it off now.
[19:38] Rika
    It's going to cause more and more trouble.
[19:42] Rika
    What am I supposed to do?
[19:45] Takuya
    H-Honjoji-san.
[19:49] Rika
    O-Ohara-kun!
[19:53] Takuya
    U-Um, please let me help you
    come up with the love story!
[20:07] Takuya
    So, do you like Ferris wheels?
[20:10] Rika
    No.
[20:11] Rika
    I don't particularly like them,
    but there's something I want to do.
[20:16] Takuya
    I-I see.
[20:20] Takuya
    Honjoji-san has concrete ideas about this.
[20:23] Takuya
    I shouldn't have come after all.
[20:26] Takuya
    What's that nice smell?
[20:29] Takuya
    Is it the scent of her hair?
[20:31] Rika
    I got a lot of materials today.
[20:34] Rika
    Like the Red Brick Warehouse,
    and Landmark Tower.
[20:37] Takuya
    L-Looks good.
[20:39] Rika
    And also, there's something I found
    and bought along the way.
[20:45] Takuya
    R-Rings?
[20:47] Rika
    They're wedding rings, just not expensive.
[20:50] Rika
    I think they'll make our
    wedding story more convincing.
[20:54] Takuya
    I-I'm sweating now.
[20:57] Takuya
    If we put these on, it'll be like
    we're really getting married.
[21:04] Rika
    Go on, Ohara-kun.
[21:05] Takuya
    She didn't hesitate at all.
[21:09] Takuya
    She went to the trouble of buying these?
[21:12] Rika
    And I have a favor to ask of you.
[21:16] Rika
    Could you think of what
    to say for a proposal?
[21:19] Takuya
    Proposal?!
[21:20] Rika
    That's right.
[21:21] Rika
    I came up with how we got together
    and acquired some vignettes,
[21:24] Rika
    but I haven't come up
    with the proposal at the end.
[21:28] Rika
    My idea is that we ride a Ferris wheel,
    and when it gets to the very top,
[21:33] Rika
    that's when you propose to me.
[21:37] Takuya
    Th-That is romantic.
[21:40] Rika
    It is.
[21:42] Rika
    Would you mind being the one
    to think of the words you use?
[21:48] Takuya
    I-I know I said I wanted
    to help with the project,
[21:51] Takuya
    but suddenly, I have this important task?
[21:53] Rika
    I'll think of something, if you can't do it.
[21:55] Takuya
    Oh, I'll do it. Please allow me to.
[21:59] Takuya
    It's too late to turn back now.
[22:01] Takuya
    I need to think of something.
[22:03] Takuya
    And I don't want to disappoint her
    by saying something boring.
[22:09] Rika
    Uh oh, I might have stressed him out.
[22:13] Rika
    I should have asked him to do something else.
[22:15] Takuya
    U-Um!
[22:16] Takuya
    H-How about these words?
[22:19] Rika
    Y-Yes?
[22:24] Takuya
    P—
SIGN    Please marry me.
[22:31] Takuya
    Huh? I can't say it.
[22:33] Takuya
    It's right there in my mind,
    but it won't come out.
[22:36] Takuya
    If I say this, everything will change.
[22:40] Takuya
    That's the way it feels.
[22:42] Takuya
    These words are incredible.
[22:44] Takuya
    I've heard them in countless
    TV shows, and yet...
[22:50] Takuya
    I'm sorry.
[22:51] Takuya
    I still haven't thought of anything.
[22:54] Takuya
    Sorry.
[22:56] Takuya
    I will think of something later.
[22:58] Rika
    Uh, hey, it's okay.
[23:01] Rika
    It's all okay.
[23:07] Rika
    Ohara-kun, the view is beautiful.
[23:12] Rika
    Today, I did lots of things
    I don't usually do.
[23:16] Rika
    It was like an ordinary life.
[23:22] Rika
    Ohara-kun, please take your time
    thinking of a proposal.
[23:27] Rika
    I'll wait as long as it takes.
[23:36] Takuya
    All right.

2 - What Does It Mean to Get Married?

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[00:01] Rika
    Why don't we get married?
[00:06] Takuya
    Huh?
[00:07] Rika
    I don't mean a real marriage. Just pretend.
[00:10] Takuya
    Pretend?
[00:11] Rika
    That's right.
[00:12] Rika
    Kurokawa-san was saying unmarried
    people will be prioritized.
[00:17] Rika
    So if we were to make it so we're married...
[00:21] Takuya
    Well, I'm on board with trying it.
[00:25] Takuya
    The fake marriage.
[00:26] everyone
    Congratulations!
[00:30] both
    A surprise party?
[00:32] Takuya
    H-How about these words?
[00:34] Rika
    Y-Yes?
[00:37] Takuya
    P—
SIGN    Please marry me.
[00:43] Rika
    Ohara-kun, please take your time
    thinking of a proposal.
[00:48] Rika
    I'll wait as long as it takes.
[00:57] Takuya
    All right.
SIGN    What Does It Mean to Get Married?
[02:37] Takuya
    Kama, settle down.
[02:42] Takuya
    Since yesterday, Kama
    won't leave my shirt alone.
[02:45] Takuya
    Maybe Honjoji-san's scent got on there.
[02:52] Takuya
    Wonder if I should put on the wedding ring.
[02:56] Takuya
    Why wasn't I able to say anything?
[02:59] Takuya
    Pretty pathetic, for a fake proposal.
[03:02] Takuya
    It was like I had a lump in my throat.
[03:04] Takuya
    What with someone that close,
[03:08] Takuya
    gazing at me.
[03:34] Takuya
    I can't do it.
[03:50] Rika
    Wow!
[03:52] Rika
    What a long beach! It even has dunes!
[03:54] Rika
    It's not white sands and
    green pines, but it's nice.
[03:57] Rika
    It took three and a half hours,
    but I'm glad I came!
[04:03] Rika
    Look at those big wind turbines turning.
[04:05] Rika
    The power of nature is amazing!
[04:06] man
    I'll say!
[04:08] Rika
    Whoops, I got a little carried away.
[04:12] Rika
    Too many special events have happened lately.
[04:15] Rika
    The party, crowds, the Ferris wheel, singing.
[04:19] Rika
    It's stifling.
[04:21] Rika
    I look at coastlines and collect
    maps, stones, and sand.
[04:26] Rika
    Those are the sorts of things I love.
[04:30] Rika
    Marriage is so dazzling,
    the idea is downright exhausting.
[04:35] Rika
    Even if it is fake.
[04:39] Rika
    Today, I'm going to enjoy some terrain.
SIGN    Ritsu
SIGN    I've gone to Tokyo today.
SIGN    How are you doing, Rika-san?
SIGN    Tokyo, you say? I'm not in Tokyo right now,
     but enjoy the city.
[05:13] Rika
    Leave me alone.
[05:25] (Flashback) Rika
    It was like an ordinary life.
[05:29] Takuya
    I'm too irresponsible.
[05:32] Takuya
    Am I going to sit here forever
    and do nothing?
[05:35] Takuya
    How old am I, again?
[05:37] Takuya
    Is this how an adult acts?
[05:47] Takuya
    H-Huh?
[05:50] Takuya
    I put the ring on, and
    suddenly, my doubts are gone.
[05:58] Takuya
    It's weird. Right now I feel
    like I could do anything.
[06:02] Takuya
    No, there's something I must do
    as long as I'm wearing this ring.
[06:06] Takuya
    I'll become a fine husband for Honjoji-san!
SIGN    Number withheld
SIGN    Slide to answer
[06:14] Takuya
    Yes, hello?
[06:16] phone voice
    I know.
[06:18] phone voice
    Your supposed marriage with
    Honjoji Rika-san. It's a complete lie.
[06:24] phone voice
    I know all about it.
[06:26] Takuya
    Uh, h-hey...
[06:28] phone voice
    I'll send you both to Alaska!
[06:33] Takuya
    What?
SIGN    Number withheld
     Call ended
[06:35] Takuya
    What is this?
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    Go to Hawaii!!
[06:39] Rika
    A threatening call?
[06:40] Takuya
    I'm not sure if it was a threat or not.
[06:43] Rika
    Do you know who it was from?
[06:45] Takuya
    I couldn't tell.
[06:47] Takuya
    The voice sounded synthesized.
[06:49] Takuya
    I'm not even sure of their gender.
[06:51] Rika
    They know about Alaska.
[06:53] Rika
    That means whoever made
    the call must work here?!
[06:59] Gonda
    Excuse me.
[07:00] Gonda
    Ohara-san, do you have a minute?
[07:03] Takuya
    G-G-Gonda?! What is it?
[07:07] Gonda
    Well...
[07:08] Gonda
    Would you mind if I came over tonight?
[07:11] Takuya
    To my place? What for?
[07:13] Gonda
    I just want to discuss something.
[07:16] Takuya
    What's going on here?
    He's never done anything like this.
[07:20] Takuya
    I-It's too suspicious.
[07:22] Gonda
    What do you think? Can I come over?
[07:28] Takuya
    Sure, by all means!
[07:29] Rika
    We'd love to have you, Gonda-san.
[07:31] Takuya
    Huh? You too, Honjoji-san?
[07:33] Rika
    Of course, I'll come over too.
[07:36] Gonda
    Look at you lovebirds.
    I wouldn't be intruding?
[07:39] Takuya
    Not at all, not at all.
[07:41] Gonda
    Thanks a lot!
[07:42] Gonda
    See you tonight!
[07:45] Takuya
    I'm sorry about this.
[07:47] Rika
    M-Me too.
[07:53] Takuya
    What is Gonda up to?
[07:56] Rika
    Is Gonda-kun the one who made that call?
[07:59] Takuya/Rika
    We have to keep him from finding out!
[08:03] Takuya
    Kama, listen. This is important.
[08:08] Takuya
    Some of my coworkers are coming over here.
[08:11] Takuya
    I know it's probably inconvenient for you,
    but please bear with me.
[08:15] Takuya
    Please, Kama! This is so important!
[08:18] Takuya
    My future and yours are riding on it.
[08:20] Takuya
    I'll make it up to you!
[08:22] Takuya
    I'll put Nyaru on your food for a month!
SIGN    Nyaru Gourmet
     Variety Pack
[08:25] Takuya
    I'll also stop sniffing you!
[08:42] Rika
    Did your cat give his consent?
[08:44] Takuya
    Well...
[08:45] Takuya
    "Whatever. I'll put up with it
    for about an hour."
[08:49] Takuya
    That's the look he gave me.
[08:52] Rika
    Aha.
[08:54] Rika
    So, this is Ohara-kun's apartment.
[08:56] Takuya
    Here.
[08:57] Takuya
    You can use these slippers.
[08:59] Rika
    Oh, don't make a fuss.
[09:00] Takuya
    They're yours to use.
[09:03] Rika
    I went and bought some camouflage supplies.
[09:06] Takuya
    Camouflage?
[09:07] Rika
    Items couples would be likely to use.
[09:10] Rika
    I thought we'd use these to change this
    into a couple's apartment.
[09:14] Takuya
    W-Wow.
[09:15] Rika
    Let's hurry.
[09:17] Rika
    This is a checklist of items.
SIGN    Item Checklist
[09:20] Rika
    Please arrange them as you see fit.
SIGN    Operation Love Nest
[09:23] Takuya
    "Operation Love Nest"?!
[09:25] Takuya
    Honjoji-san doesn't mess around.
[09:26] Rika
    A doorplate for the entrance!
[09:29] Takuya
    Matching toothbrushes
    and cups at the sink, check!
[09:32] Takuya
    I placed the paired cushions on the bed.
[09:34] Rika
    Got it. Where's your cat?
[09:37] Takuya
    He's in the adjoining room.
[09:40] Takuya
    That's where he spends most of his time.
[09:41] Rika
    I see.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 105 0 105
SIGN    Profile List
SIGN    Our first meeting
     When Ohara-kun was 22 and Honjoji was 24,
    we met while in Singapore for rookie training.
    At the time, we each got a passing impression
     that the other was optimistic about the job.
    
     First date
     On the anniversary of our first meeting
     (Saturday 10/12) we went on a date to
     Yokohama Space Land. Ohara-kun won a
     pig plushie from a UFO catcher, and we still
     have it on display.
    
    How we refer to each other
     It's still "Ohara-kun" and "Honjoji-san,"
    but we're working toward switching to
    "Takuya-kun" and "Rika-san."
    
     Favorite type of pancake
     Honjoji: banana
    Ohara: strawberry and hazelnut
[09:44] Takuya
    We first met during rookie training,
    and that was in...
[09:49] Takuya
    Singapore.
[09:51] Rika
    My favorite kind of pancake is banana,
    and yours is strawberry and hazelnut.
[09:56] Rika
    We're planning to honeymoon
    in Tahiti or the Maldives.
[09:59] Takuya
    Profile confirmation, done.
[10:01] Rika
    Agreed.
[10:03] Rika
    Next are photos to decorate the apartment.
[10:05] Rika
    I collected reference images
    from the internet.
[10:07] Takuya
    W-Wow!
[10:12] Takuya
    Well...
[10:13] Rika
    I think that's good.
[10:15] Takuya
    You know,
[10:16] Takuya
    this is like the day before an event.
[10:19] Rika
    That it is.
[10:20] Rika
    Like a cultural festival
    from our school days.
[10:23] Takuya
    Is this what your cultural
    festivals were like?
[10:26] Rika
    Well, I was always a tree in a stage play.
[10:31] Takuya
    It was more less like that for me too.
[10:33] Takuya
    It's easy to really get into the tree role.
[10:36] Rika
    And it has so much depth once you do.
[10:40] Rika
    So, preparations are complete.
[10:42] Takuya
    He can show up anytime!
[10:44] Takuya
    There he is!
[10:46] Takuya
    Hello!
[10:48] Rika
    Welcome!
[10:49] Gonda
    Hi, Ohara-san!
[10:51] Itsuki/Komiya
    We're here too.
[10:53] Takuya/Rika
    Three of them?
[10:57] Itsuki
    Okay, one more time.
[10:59] Gonda
    Congrats on getting engaged!
[11:01] Komiya
    I bought lots of drinks!
[11:04] Takuya
    Th-Thanks.
[11:06] Takuya
    This is going to run long, Honjoji-san.
[11:08] Takuya
    Isn't this a state of emergency?
[11:11] Rika
    It's okay. Just do as we practiced.
[11:15] Takuya
    So, Gonda. What did you
    want to discuss today?
[11:18] Gonda
    Yeah, about that, Ohara-san.
[11:24] Gonda
    Please teach me how to get hitched!
[11:27] Takuya
    Huh?
[11:28] Gonda
    I want to get married too,
    but it's not going well at all.
[11:32] Gonda
    I thought I'd ask you for some pointers.
[11:36] Itsuki
    Gonda is on seven online dating apps.
[11:39] Komiya
    You use that many of them?!
[11:41] Gonda
    Cut that out, Keisuke-san!
[11:43] Gonda
    Komiya-chan heard you!
[11:45] Itsuki
    Give up on those apps.
[11:45] Takuya
    What's happening here?
[11:47] Itsuki
    Oh, date photos.
[11:49] Gonda
    That's in Yokohama.
[11:50] Komiya
    How long have you been dating?
[11:52] Takuya
    Since rookie training.
[11:54] Rika
    Everyone, help yourself to snacks!
[11:57] Itsuki
    Honjoji-san is...
[11:58] Gonda
    ...smiling!
[11:59] Komiya
    It's like she's filled with happiness!
[12:02] Gonda
    This'll be one legendary marriage.
[12:05] Itsuki
    I still can't believe no one
    at work realized.
[12:08] Rika
    I-I need to use the restroom.
[12:10] Itsuki
    Learn while you're here, Gonda.
[12:12] Gonda
    I'm ready for my training, Master!
[12:16] Takuya
    I wish someone would teach me.
[12:20] Takuya
    I'm not sure what I should say.
[12:23] Takuya
    Suddenly I'm surrounded by everyone,
    getting peppered with questions.
[12:28] Takuya
    Is marriage that great?
[12:31] Takuya
    I said I would get married, and
    I put on a ring, but that's all.
[12:37] Takuya
    I haven't changed at all.
[12:42] Takuya
    Is marriage...
[12:44] Takuya
    Is marriage really that great?
[12:48] Komiya
    It is amazing!
[12:50] Gonda
    It sounds snide when you
    talk like that, Ohara-san!
[12:53] Gonda
    You should just be happy about it!
[12:55] Komiya
    That's right!
[12:57] Itsuki
    They speak the truth.
[13:02] Komiya
    Thanks for having us.
[13:04] Itsuki
    Thank you for today.
[13:06] Takuya
    See you.
[13:07] Gonda
    Ohara-san.
[13:11] Gonda
    Between you and me.
[13:12] Takuya
    Wh-What?
[13:14] Gonda
    I've actually got my eye on Komiya-chan.
[13:17] Takuya
    What?
[13:18] Gonda
    I'd be happy for any support you can offer!
[13:25] Itsuki
    Let's go get some ramen, Gonda.
[13:27] Gonda
    Ow, ow, ow.
[13:29] Komiya
    Marriage would be great.
[13:30] Takuya
    You mean Gonda really only
    came over to get some advice?
[13:36] Takuya
    Then who was it that made that call?
[13:40] Takuya
    I'm home.
[13:42] Rika
    Welcome back.
[13:43] Takuya
    Th-Thanks...
[13:45] Takuya
    I came back through the door on auto-pilot.
[13:51] Rika
    I will never play host again.
[13:54] Takuya
    Agreed.
[13:57] Rika
    I feel the same way as you, Ohara-kun.
[13:59] Rika
    I don't understand why everyone celebrates
    so much because we're getting married.
[14:04] Rika
    It's not like it's their marriage.
[14:07] Takuya
    Apparently, it looks like
    we're glowing to all of them.
[14:11] Takuya
    Like lights.
[14:12] Rika
    I bet it's the ones who can see
    that light who will get married.
[14:17] Rika
    I can't see it at all.
[14:22] Rika
    And I probably won't, down the road.
[14:24] Rika
    That's not the sort of life I'm leading.
[14:32] Takuya
    Uh, but... I have a feeling you can
    see the light without getting married.
[14:38] Takuya
    I have Kama, and when I come home from work,
    and he and I eat and watch TV,
[14:44] Takuya
    I feel like I'm glowing then.
[14:46] Rika
    That's what glowing is?
[14:48] Takuya
    It might be something a little different.
[14:51] Takuya
    But it's enough for me.
[14:54] Takuya
    Honjoji-san, do you have anything like that?
[14:57] Rika
    I think so. When I come home
    and look at maps.
[15:02] Takuya
    Do you enjoy that?
[15:04] Rika
    I do! Maps are so interesting!
[15:06] Rika
    Places like Eboshi Island in Fukushima
    are a page of nothing but ocean,
[15:10] Rika
    and one little island all by itself! Also—
[15:12] Takuya
    That would be glowing.
[15:15] Rika
    I-I'm not... glowing at all.
[15:26] Rika
    W-Well, I'd best be going.
[15:30] Takuya
    R-Right. See you tomorrow.
[15:36] Rika
    My chest feels tight.
[15:39] Rika
    It's because I'm not
    used to being around a man.
[15:42] Rika
    It'll be no big deal, soon enough.
[15:45] Rika
    It's not like I'm in junior high.
[15:48] Takuya
    Honjoji-san was wonderful today.
[15:52] Takuya
    Whoa, don't get all weird now.
[15:54] Takuya
    We're just working together on this.
[15:58] Takuya/Rika
    I can't get the wrong idea.
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[16:13] Rika
    The new package is done.
SIGN    From "When are we going?"
    to "Let's go now."
     It's time for travel.
[16:15] Rika
    Now I hope the tickets sell well.
[16:18] Rika
    I'm quite confident in this one.
[16:21] Rika
    "The Hawaii not everyone knows."
SIGN    351 days until the
     Anchorage Branch opens
[16:23] Rika
    Two weeks after the engagement announcement,
    the mood at work has finally calmed down.
[16:28] Rika
    I am concerned about that phone call
    Ohara-kun got, but there's been no follow-up.
[16:34] Rika
    In any case, I'm surviving!
[16:36] Rika
    I'll believe in myself and keep at it!
[16:38] Koichi
    Hey, excuse me. Is this JTC?
[16:42] Rika
    A customer?! Damn!
[16:44] Rika
    It was careless of me to come out here.
    I'm bad at dealing with customers!
[16:48] Rika
    Welcome. Are you planning a trip?
[16:50] Koichi
    Ah, thanks.
[16:52] Rika
    Please take a numbered ticket from here,
    and have a seat over there.
SIGN    Overseas Counter
SIGN    5 parties waiting
    to be served
[16:56] Koichi
    Ah, thanks.
[16:59] Rika
    This guy looks angry.
[17:02] Rika
    I hadn't spoken to a customer in a long time.
[17:09] Rika
    Excuse me. No counter looks likely
    to open up, so I will help you.
[17:14] Koichi
    Ah, thanks.
[17:19] Rika
    Where are you thinking of traveling?
[17:22] Koichi
    Well, here.
[17:24] Koichi
    My card.
SIGN    Ohara Cleaning
     CEO
     Ohara Koichi
[17:27] Rika
    Ohara?
[17:29] Koichi
    My son Takuya is employed here.
[17:33] Rika
    What?!
[17:34] Koichi
    Listen, between you and me.
[17:37] Koichi
    I happened to hear that my son
    is going to get married,
[17:42] Koichi
    but he hasn't said a word about it to me.
[17:45] Rika
    Ohara-kun's father?! What's he doing here?!
[17:49] Rika
    Did Ohara-kun tell him?
[17:50] Rika
    No, that can't be.
[17:52] Rika
    How then? I wonder
    where his father heard it.
[17:56] Rika
    I didn't...
[17:58] Rika
    I didn't think about family-related stuff.
[18:01] Koichi
    Miss, do you know anything about this?
[18:05] Rika
    I-I'm afraid I do not.
[18:13] Koichi
    Well, if you'll pardon me.
[18:16] Koichi
    Uh, please don't let my son know I was here.
[18:23] Koichi
    Here, have one of my company's products.
SIGN    Ohara Cleaning Ltd.
    Desktop Calendar
SIGN    Many thanks
[18:42] Rika
    Ohara-kun's... not here!
[18:44] Rika
    I wanted to talk to him, too!
SIGN    Honjoji
SIGN    Ohara
SIGN    Itsuki
SIGN    Out of office
[18:48] Rika
    He's out of the office.
[18:50] Rika
    I ended up lying to his father.
[18:53] Rika
    Even though the whole thing's my idea.
[18:55] Rika
    Things just escalated so rapidly.
SIGN    Higashi, Kumamoto, Kumamoto Prefecture
    Ohara Cleaning Ltd.
[18:59] Rika
    Ohara-kun's from Kumamoto Prefecture!
[19:02] Rika
    His father came all the way here?!
[19:04] Rika
    I-I feel so bad about this.
[19:07] Rika
    Is it okay to just let him leave?
[19:09] Rika
    No, that's no way to behave!
[19:11] Rika
    I'll go tell him everything!
[19:13] Rika
    That we aren't really getting married!
SIGN    Ohara Cleaning Ltd.
    Desktop Calendar
SIGN    Many thanks
[19:19] Rika
    He's still here!
[19:20] Rika
    He and his son both have a slouch!
[19:23] Koichi
    I can't put up with this.
[19:26] Koichi
    Takuya's sure to bring ruin
    to the Ohara family.
[19:34] Rika
    E-Excuse me!
[19:35] Rika
    Um, Ohara-kun is currently out.
[19:39] Rika
    I'll give him a call.
[19:41] Koichi
    No need to trouble yourself.
[19:44] Rika
    It's no problem.
    Please come wait over this way.
[19:48] Rika
    I've got to get away from the office.
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Ohara-kun, I'm with your father right now.
    We'll be waiting at Z Coffee.
SIGN    Z Coffee
[19:55] customer
    I'm glad it all worked out all right.
[20:01] Rika
    I want to talk to him, but what do I say
    when things are this tense?
[20:07] Rika
    Um, earlier you mentioned
    Ohara-kun ruining your family.
[20:11] Rika
    What does that mean?
[20:16] Koichi
    It's problematic if he arbitrarily goes and
    decides on something important like marriage.
[20:21] Koichi
    Marriages require a range of preparations.
[20:26] Koichi
    That includes preparing the dolls.
[20:28] Rika
    Dolls?
[20:29] Koichi
    Takasago dolls, on display during
    the betrothal gift exchange.
[20:32] Koichi
    Those are essential.
[20:34] Koichi
    Then there are the decorative knots, the red
    sea bream served whole, and kimono and sake.
[20:39] Koichi
    Much has to happen,
    starting with the gift exchange.
[20:42] Rika
    Exchanging betrothal gifts.
[20:45] Rika
    I hadn't planned to take it that far,
    so it never crossed my mind.
[20:48] Koichi
    I also have to notify the group.
[20:51] Rika
    Group?
[20:52] Koichi
    The local assembly.
[20:54] Koichi
    We live out in the country in Aso, so
    there are a number of things to do locally.
[20:59] Koichi
    Bonds run deep out there,
[21:01] Koichi
    so when a wedding happens,
    we invite neighbors and coworkers.
[21:06] Koichi
    It will mean two hundred people, all told.
[21:09] Rika
    T-Two hundred?!
[21:13] Koichi
    And we reserve a hot spring resort.
[21:16] Koichi
    The festivities go all day
    and late into the night.
[21:19] Rika
    For that long?
[21:21] Koichi
    During this, we do dances like
    the Ushibuka Haiya.
[21:25] Rika
    U-Ushibuka Haiya?
    What kind of dance is that?
[21:28] Koichi
    The local firefighters
    put on quite a good show.
[21:32] Rika
    Why are firefighters at a wedding?!
[21:34] Koichi
    Then finally, we toss
    the bride into the air.
[21:36] Rika
    Toss...?
[21:37] attendees
    Heave ho!
[21:38] Rika
    What?!
[21:41] Rika
    Wh-What a big event.
[21:43] Koichi
    That's an Aso-style wedding.
[21:46] Koichi
    Takuya is my eldest son.
    If his wedding isn't done properly,
[21:50] Koichi
    our family will lose face!
SIGN    Understood. Thank you.
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Ohara-kun, I'm with your father right now.
    We'll be waiting at Z Coffee.
SIGN    Higashi, Kumamoto, Kumamoto Prefecture
    Ohara Cleaning Ltd.
[21:57] Takuya
    Wh-Why?
[21:59] Takuya
    Honjoji-san and Dad are together?!
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Ohara-kun, I'm with your father right now.
    We'll be waiting at Z Coffee.
[22:02] Takuya
    We're in trouble.
[22:06] Takuya
    We're in a lot of trouble.

3 - Can We Share Our Predicaments?

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SIGN    Z Coffee
[01:30] Koichi
    If his wedding isn't done properly,
    our family will lose face!
SIGN    Can We Share Our Predicaments?
[01:36] Takuya
    Honjoji-san!
[01:40] Rika
    Ohara-kun.
[01:44] Koichi
    Takuya, it's been a while.
[01:46] Takuya
    Y-Yes, well...
[01:48] Rika
    Um, Ohara-kun.
[01:49] Rika
    I need to talk to you about work.
[01:51] Rika
    Sorry, this way. This way.
[01:54] Rika
    This way.
[01:57] Takuya
    Sorry I took so long.
[01:59] Rika
    Let me bring you up to speed.
[02:01] Rika
    It looks like your father heard about the
    marriage somewhere and came straight here.
[02:06] Takuya
    Where could he have heard that?
[02:08] Rika
    I don't know.
[02:10] Rika
    But he doesn't seem to
    have realized I'm involved.
[02:15] Takuya
    In that case, I'll tell him
    it's an unfounded rumor
[02:18] Takuya
    and send him on his way.
[02:20] Takuya
    Sorry for the trouble.
[02:25] Takuya
    Sorry about that.
[02:27] Koichi
    Sure.
[02:28] Takuya
    Um, Dad, did you hear some weird—
[02:30] Koichi
    Takuya, wait.
[02:33] Koichi
    Miss, feel free to return to work.
[02:37] Takuya
    Huh?!
[02:38] Rika
    I can't simply turn him away.
[02:41] Rika
    I need to tell him this is my lie.
[02:44] Koichi
    I'm sorry for making you listen
    to all that foolishness.
[02:48] Takuya
    Foolishness?
[02:49] Rika
    I-It wasn't foolish.
[02:51] Rika
    He let me know all about Kumamoto weddings.
[02:55] Rika
    They sound like very grand events.
[02:58] Koichi
    I'm sorry, what I said wasn't true.
[03:02] Koichi
    That was how things used to work.
[03:05] Koichi
    It's all become much simpler now.
[03:08] Koichi
    Not many people are getting
    married to begin with,
[03:10] Koichi
    and our population continues to dwindle.
[03:13] Koichi
    Things are inconvenient
    and plain out in the country,
[03:16] Koichi
    and young people leave for the big city.
[03:18] Koichi
    What can you do?
[03:20] Takuya
    This again...
[03:22] Takuya
    At least I haven't had to hear it in a while.
[03:25] Rika
    E-Excuse me.
[03:26] Rika
    Aso is not plain.
    I think it's a special place.
[03:30] Rika
    There are so many people living in the
    caldera, and trains even run through it.
[03:34] Koichi
    Oh, you know a lot about it.
[03:36] Rika
    I've been wondering what it's like
    ever since I saw it in an atlas.
SIGN    High-Quality Maps
[03:42] Koichi
    Do you always have that with you?
[03:44] Rika
    Yes, ever since I was a child.
SIGN    National Park
SIGN    Mount Aso
SIGN    Hohi Main Line
SIGN    Minamiaso Railway
[03:47] Koichi
    Yes, this route map!
[03:49] Koichi
    Diesel locomotives run through
    the paddy fields.
[03:53] Koichi
    Aso is beautiful this time of year.
[03:56] (Flashback) young Takuya
    Yay!
[03:59] Koichi
    I often used to take my kids
    to watch the sightseeing trains.
[04:04] Koichi
    They'd watch all day, never losing interest.
[04:07] Koichi
    While waiting for trains, they'd
    catch frogs in the rice paddies.
[04:10] Koichi
    Takuya was an expert at that.
[04:13] Koichi
    He'd catch lots of them in no time.
[04:17] Rika
    Oh? Ohara-kun had a mischievous side?
[04:21] Rika
    That's unexpected.
[04:22] Koichi
    I remember it well.
[04:25] Koichi
    On the way home,
    the paddy-field breeze felt cool,
[04:28] Koichi
    with the evening sun
    shining on the crater rim.
[04:31] Koichi
    It truly was beautiful.
[04:34] Koichi
    But when people aren't around,
[04:37] Koichi
    the mountains and the paddies
    quickly turn into wilderness.
[04:40] Koichi
    That's the way of things in the country.
[04:43] Koichi
    Aso is where I was born.
[04:46] Koichi
    I have to protect it.
[04:49] Rika
    I feel like I understand what he's saying.
[04:53] Rika
    Any place seems like home
    once you've been there long enough.
SIGN    Mount Aso
[04:58] Takuya
    I've long known what Dad's trying to say.
[05:01] Takuya
    But what am I supposed to do about it?
[05:03] Takuya
    Don't throw stuff about weddings
    and the countryside in my face.
[05:07] Koichi
    Takuya.
[05:09] Koichi
    Before coming to Tokyo, I heard from the
    Kumamoto JTC that you were getting married.
[05:15] Takuya
    I-It's spread that far?!
[05:17] Rika
    Fear the almighty rumor mill!
[05:19] Koichi
    Oh, that's right.
    I heard your fiancée's name too.
[05:23] Koichi
    Let's see, what was it again?
[05:26] Koichi
    I think, H-Hon... Honjo—
[05:30] Takuya
    Dad!
[05:33] Takuya
    All right already.
    I'll come back to Aso this weekend.
[05:37] Takuya
    We'll have a long talk about...
    me getting married.
[05:50] Rika
    Ohara-kun, a-are you really
    going back to Kumamoto?
[05:55] Takuya
    Yes, and while I'm there
     I'll tell them it's all made-up.
[05:59] Rika
    You'll go just for that?
[06:01] Takuya
    Yes, and there are a number
    of other things to discuss.
[06:05] Rika
    Something tells me the problem
    has gotten bigger again.
[06:09] Rika
    I shouldn't be intruding when it
    comes to his hometown and family.
[06:17] Kurokawa
    Where've you been, Ohara?
    Do you have time to talk?
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    Go to Hawaii!!
[06:20] Takuya
    Yes, ma'am.
[06:21] Kurokawa
    This is a big ask, but could you
    act as attendant for someone?
[06:25] Takuya
    Attendant? Me?
[06:28] Kurokawa
    A Liechtbourg princess
    is currently visiting Japan,
SIGN    The other day, Princess Claudia Maria von Liechtbourg
    attracted public attention with her visit to Japan.
SIGN    Princess Claudia of
     Liechtbourg Visits Japan
[06:31] Kurokawa
    and get this, she wants to tour Tokyo
    incognito on her last day here.
[06:35] Kurokawa
    We've been asked to show her around!
[06:38] Takuya
    Why me, though?
[06:40] Kurokawa
    Well, this princess...
[06:42] Kurokawa
    It seems... she can't
    keep her hands off the men.
[06:46] Kurokawa
    She takes male attendants everywhere she
    goes, and she requested one this time too.
[06:52] Takuya
    But the princess is married, isn't she?
[06:54] Kurokawa
    She is, but I guess she has her reasons.
[06:58] Kurokawa
    I want her to have a proper guide, though.
[07:01] Kurokawa
    The other guys seem likely
    to just have a good time with her.
[07:04] Kurokawa
    But you, Ohara, are harmless on that front.
[07:07] Kurokawa
    Plus, you're getting married!
SIGN    Safe
[07:08] Takuya
    Huh?!
SIGN    Europe
[07:10] Kurokawa
    Liechtbourg is super popular, and
    all the travel agencies want a piece.
[07:14] Kurokawa
    The future of JTC rides
    on this attendant gig.
SIGN    Europe
[07:17] Takuya
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[07:19] Kurokawa
    Meet me in Asakusa tomorrow afternoon.
[07:23] Komiya
    What?! Attendant for
    the Liechtbourg princess?!
[07:26] Itsuki
    Why Ohara-san?
    He's in the Planning Department.
[07:29] Gonda
    Is he going to be able to handle this?
[07:32] Itsuki
    If he messes up with a princess,
    it'll be a big problem.
[07:35] Gonda
    Talk about a major responsibility.
SIGN    Princess Claudia
     Data Summary
SIGN    Created by: Ohara Takuya
[07:38] Takuya
    Princess Claudia von Liechtbourg, age 28.
[07:42] Takuya
    Her husband is extremely rich.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 80 0 80
SIGN    Overview
SIGN    Population as of 12/31/20: 62,989
     Liechtbourg has a population of
    sixty thousand, and is the tenth
    smallest nation in the world. Its
    primary industries include tourism,
    dairy farming, and cheese. The official
    languages are German and English,
    and the capital city of Liechtbourg is
    located in the country's geographical
    center.
[07:45] Takuya
    It's the world's tenth-smallest microstate,
[07:47] Takuya
    and its main industries include
    dairy farming and tourism.
[07:51] Takuya
    I haven't been an attendant
    in years, so why me?
[07:56] Takuya
    And I'm nervous that the princess
    looks like a celebrity party girl.
[08:01] Takuya
    I also have to go back home to the country.
[08:04] Takuya
    What'll I do about Kama?
[08:05] Takuya
    I've got so much to think about,
    my head's going to burst!
[08:09] Rika
    I feel bad for Ohara-kun
    having to deal with a celebrity.
[08:13] Rika
    Maybe there's some way I can help out.
[08:17] Rika
    What am I thinking?!
[08:19] Rika
    Help someone else do their job?
    Who do I think I am?!

[08:23] Rika
    What the heck's gotten into me?
SIGN    Kinryu-zan
[08:36] Takuya
    They look like they fit the bill.
[08:39] Takuya
    Are they with the princess?
[08:41] Claudia
    Hello.
[08:43] Claudia
    Are you my attendant?
[08:47] Claudia
    I am Claudia.
[08:51] Takuya
    Huh? Princess Claudia herself?!
[08:54] Takuya
    I thought she'd get out of one of those cars.
[08:56] Claudia
    JTC.
[08:58] Claudia
    JTC?
[09:00] Claudia
    Um, I'm sorry. "JTC"?!
[09:05] Takuya
    I'm fully prepared. Got to remain calm!
[09:05] Claudia
    What is your name?
[09:09] Claudia
    "JTC"?!
SIGN    Princess, English is fine.
SIGN    I am Takuya Ohara from JTC Kinshicho Branch.
SIGN    I am honored to serve as your guide today.
SIGN    Oh, good! I was having trouble with
    Japanese because it's so difficult.
SIGN    From here, their dialogue will be dubbed in Japanese.
[09:30] Claudia
    Let's get going, then.
[09:32] Takuya
    U-Um, Princess!
[09:34] Takuya
    None of your people are coming along?
[09:37] Claudia
    Do we need them to?
[09:40] Claudia
    Those people are here for the princess.
[09:43] Claudia
    Right now, I am simply Claudia.
[09:46] Claudia
    I don't want to talk about such things.
[09:49] Takuya
    I-I beg your pardon.
[09:51] Takuya
    Crap, I said something thoughtless.
[09:53] Takuya
    Today, I need to focus on letting
    the princess enjoy herself.
[09:56] Takuya
    Got to get out of Planning Department
    mode or I'm in trouble!
[10:01] Takuya
    Princess.
[10:03] Takuya
    Do you have any requests for today?
[10:05] Claudia
    Yes! Of course I do!
[10:07] Claudia
    I want to encounter something fabulous.
[10:10] Claudia
    Something I can't see anywhere else!
[10:13] Takuya
    In other words, she has no plan.
[10:15] Takuya
    The first challenge is here already.
[10:16] Takuya
    But I was expecting this.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 85 0 85
SIGN    Asakusa area guide ideas
SIGN    Plan 1 - Fun at Asakusa's
     amusement park
SIGN    Plan 2 - Downtown shopping
SIGN    Plan 3 - See the pandas at the zoo
SIGN    Plan 4 - The big guns!!
     Dinosaur museum
SIGN    Plan 5 - Check out the penguins
     on an aquarium tour
[10:19] Takuya
    I just need to suggest
    some places I have in store.
[10:23] Takuya
    Here we go then, Princess.
[10:31] Claudia
    Wonderful cat statues!
[10:33] Claudia
    What an adorable place!
[10:36] Takuya
    In Japan, these cats are symbols of
    business prosperity and marriage ties.
[10:40] Claudia
    Marriage ties! Splendid!
SIGN    Marriage ties
SIGN    Imado Shrine
SIGN    Dedication
SIGN    Imado Shrine
[10:44] Claudia
    Oh, great!
[10:46] Claudia
    Votive tablets!
[10:46] Takuya
    This was a success.
    I'm glad I trusted my gut.
[10:50] Claudia
    She's famous on social media
    for being a cat lover.
[10:54] Claudia
    She walked right past
    the Kaminarimon and ignored it.
[10:57] Claudia
    She's not into famous tourist attractions.
SIGN    Fulfillment
[11:01] Takuya
    Which means, from here we should go—
[11:04] Kurokawa
    Ohara! Where are you right now?!
[11:06] Kurokawa
    The princess isn't here,
    and they're making a fuss!
[11:08] Takuya
    Oh, well, the princess is with me.
[11:11] Claudia
    Oh, please wait, kitty!
[11:11] Takuya
    Oh, I have to keep an eye on her! Got to go!
[11:15] Kurokawa
    Ohara?!
[11:17] Kurokawa
    He's with the princess?
[11:18] Kurokawa
    Will they be okay?
SIGN    Kinryu-zan
[11:20] Kurokawa
    Will they?
SIGN    Kyochan
SIGN    Asakusa Yakisoba
SIGN    Mahoro Beer
SIGN    Asaki Beer
SIGN    Saya Fortunetelling
SIGN    Eight Cut
SIGN    Asakusa
SIGN    Batting Stadium
[11:39] Claudia
    Everywhere in Tokyo is wonderful.
[11:42] Claudia
    It's like a giant jewelry box.
[11:45] Takuya
    Much appreciated.
[11:46] Claudia
    I'm sure the next place will be
    like a glittering amethyst.
[11:51] Takuya
    That's another challenging request.
[11:53] Takuya
    But I'm confident this next place
    is absolutely unusual.
[11:57] Takuya
    The question is whether
    she'll like it or not.
[12:00] Takuya
    Everything's going to depend on this one.
[12:03] Takuya
    What do you say to somewhere
    high up, Princess?
[12:07] Takuya
    Are we going to go up that tower?
[12:10] Takuya
    No.
[12:11] Takuya
    It's more unusual than the tower.
[12:13] Takuya
    People worldwide desire
    to go there, but few can.
[12:23] Claudia
    Splendid!
[12:25] Claudia
    A school rooftop!
[12:27] Takuya
    Princess, did you watch Japanese
    animation when you were a child?
[12:32] Claudia
    Yes!
[12:33] Claudia
    Sailor Witch!
[12:35] Takuya
    Yes, this is a familiar locale in that anime.
[12:38] Claudia
    Oh! This place is wonderful.
[12:43] Claudia
    It reminds me of my childhood.
[12:47] Takuya
    Japanese schools are actually
    a popular spot with foreigners.
[12:51] Takuya
    Because they all grew up
    watching Japanese anime.
[12:54] Takuya
    Princess, I also prepared this.
[12:58] Claudia
    Oh, a uniform!
[13:01] Claudia
    I'm a student! Wow!
[13:03] Takuya
    I didn't think she'd
    put it on just like that.
[13:04] Claudia
    JK!
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[13:07] Komiya
    I wonder how the princess attendant gig went?
[13:10] Gonda
    Neither Kurokawa-san nor
    Ohara-san have come back.
[13:12] Gonda
    It's closing time already.
[13:14] Itsuki
    Maybe Ohara-san...
[13:16] Itsuki
    and the princess found a room somewhere.
[13:19] Itsuki
    I hear she likes the men.
[13:21] Gonda
    Hey Keisuke-san, not a good idea!
[13:23] Itsuki
    I'm only kidding.
[13:26] Rika
    Good idea or not, Ohara-kun
    isn't my lover or anything.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 120 0 120
SIGN    Claudia Maria von Liechtbourg
    - Miipedia
SIGN    6 things we'd like to know
    about Princess Claudia
SIGN    Dramatic Princess Claudia
    goes to Japan
[13:30] Rika
    I have this page open for work research.
SIGN    News flash about
     Liechtbourg's Princess Claudia
SIGN    Princess Claudia's social
    media; photo feature
SIGN    Princess Claudia of
    Liechtbourg goes to Japan
     (Wi News)
[13:35] Rika
    It doesn't matter to me at all.
[13:38] Claudia
    Magi-Magi!
[13:39] Claudia
    Magical Charge! Sailor Witch Super!
[13:42] Takuya
    Yay.
[13:43] Claudia
    Super has a different pose
    than the original series.
[13:46] Takuya
    So, it's nighttime now.
    Maybe we should head back?
[13:49] Claudia
    Nighttime!
SIGN    Tasty
    Tea
SIGN    Yum!
SIGN    Yum!
SIGN    Natural Water
SIGN    Potato Chips
[13:51] Claudia
    Oh, I had so much fun.
[13:54] Claudia
    Thanks to you, today turned out
    to be an important day for me.
[13:58] Takuya
    I-I don't think it went that well.
[14:01] Takuya
    But I'm glad she enjoyed it.
[14:03] Takuya
    I'll finally be released.
[14:05] Takuya
    It was so stressful!
[14:07] Claudia
    Takuya.
[14:09] Claudia
    There's one last place I'd like to go.
[14:14] Claudia
    Please take me to your apartment.
[14:34] Rika
    For some reason, here I am
    at Ohara-kun's apartment.
[14:38] Rika
    Even I have to wonder what
    a person like me is thinking.
[14:43] Rika
    I just h-have something
    I'd like to give him.
[14:48] Rika
    He's probably still doing the attendant gig,
    so I'll put it in the mail slot.
[14:54] Rika
    It doesn't fit. What now?
[15:07] Rika
    It would be easier to understand
    if I leave it in front of his door.
[15:11] Rika
    Huh?
[15:12] Rika
    He must be done with the gig.
[15:17] Claudia
    Takuya! Please go!
[15:21] Claudia
    Oh wow!
[15:23] Rika
    Hold on! Peeping?! What am I thinking?!
[15:26] Rika
    I'll just leave.
[15:30] Claudia
    I love it. Wonderful!
[15:35] Rika
    Princess Claudia?!
    Why's she in a school uniform?!
[15:40] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Maybe Ohara-san and the princess
    found a room somewhere.
[15:44] (Flashback) Komiya
    I heard she likes to party.
[15:46] (Flashback) Gonda
    Celebs are incredible.
    And this, despite being married?
[15:49] Rika
    No, there's no way.
[15:51] Rika
    But this gig was supposed
    to be about sightseeing.
[15:55] Itsuki
    Maybe Ohara-san and the princess
    found a room somewhere.
[15:59] Rika
    No! No! No! Today was supposed
    to be about sightseeing!

[16:04] Itsuki
    Maybe they found a room somewhere.
[16:07] Rika
    Ohara-kun doesn't seem
    like that kind of person.
[16:10] Claudia
    Takuya! There's someone there!
[16:12] Takuya
    Huh?
[16:14] Takuya
    There's no one there.
[16:17] Claudia
    Oh.
[16:18] Takuya
    It's a walkway outside. People pass by.
[16:20] Claudia
    Oh, right.
[16:23] Claudia
    I want to thank you, Takuya.
[16:26] Claudia
    I really like your place here.
[16:30] Takuya
    M-Much appreciated.
[16:32] Rika
    It doesn't matter.
[16:34] Rika
    I'm leaving.
[16:36] Rika
    There must have been
    some unavoidable situation.
[16:40] Rika
    He has to do what the princess requests.
[16:44] Rika
    But Ohara-kun could have dropped me a line.
[16:48] Rika
    W-Well, not that he's obligated to do so.
[16:51] Rika
    And I chose to come here.
[16:52] Rika
    But is there any need to
    let her into his apartment?
[16:55] Rika
    Ohara-kun doesn't like having people over.
[16:58] Rika
    I mean, I know she's a princess.
[17:02] Rika
    Enough! Why am I thinking about this?!
[17:04] Rika
    And on my hands and knees!
[17:06] Rika
    I'm no good at thinking
    through these things...
[17:10] Claudia
    Takuya, what is this room?
[17:12] Takuya
    Princess! Not that room!
[17:25] Rika
    Sorry to intrude.
[17:27] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?! What brings you here?!
[17:31] Rika
    W-Well, I'm... not so good
    at thinking about these things.
[17:38] Rika
    You have trouble with this
    sort of thing too, don't you?
[17:40] Takuya
    Uh, yes. But—
[17:42] Rika
    Please consider complications
     like this off limits.
[17:46] Takuya
    U-Um...
[17:47] Rika
    So, please stop letting other women
    into your apartment.
[17:51] Rika
    All right?
[17:53] Takuya
    S-Sure.
[17:55] Claudia
    Oh! You must be Rika-san!
[17:58] Claudia
    I finally get to meet you!
SIGN    Sorry to bother you when you're busy.
    Can you spare some time...?
SIGN    Sorry to keep texting you, but is it all right if I call you?
[18:02] Takuya
    I tried contacting you a few times, but the
    princess was insistent about meeting you.
[18:08] Rika
    I-I'm sorry!
[18:09] Rika
    I didn't notice and caused
    all this confusion!
[18:12] Takuya
    It's okay. I should have just called you.
[18:16] Rika
    I barged in here based on my own delusions.
[18:19] Rika
    What a humiliating thing to do!
[18:21] Rika
    I want to leave.
[18:23] Rika
    I want to go straight home,
    forget all this, and go to sleep.
[18:29] (Flashback) Takuya
    Princess, I can't take you to my place.
[18:33] (Flashback) Takuya
    I-I'm engaged to someone.
[18:38] Claudia
    Takuya said he could show me his place
    if you were there too,
[18:42] Claudia
    so I had him invite you to join us.
[18:44] Claudia
    He truly is a faithful person.
[18:47] Claudia
    He really takes you into
    consideration as his fiancée.
[18:51] Rika
    D-Don't use words like "fiancée"!
[18:54] Takuya
    It just sounds so...
[18:58] Claudia
    I see now.
[18:59] Claudia
    So, this is how a regular
    married couple live.
[19:05] Claudia
    I'm actually thinking of leaving
    the Liechtbourg royal family.
[19:11] both
    What?!
[19:12] Claudia
    I'm going to be candid with you two.
[19:15] Claudia
    I have a lover, and we swore long ago
    to spend our futures together.
[19:21] Takuya
    And they're not your current spouse?
[19:25] Claudia
    This is my beloved.
[19:28] Claudia
    This person is your lover?
[19:31] Claudia
    Yes, her name is Marie.
[19:34] Claudia
    The love we share for each other is genuine.
[19:39] Claudia
    But I also have my position
    as princess to consider,
[19:43] Claudia
    and I started a family for my country's sake.
[19:46] Claudia
    I believed it was the right thing to do.
[19:48] Claudia
    But as the years go by,
    I've started to think
[19:53] Claudia
    about the meaning of marriage.
[19:55] Claudia
    Even if I weren't married, it changes
    nothing for the country or its people.
[19:59] Claudia
    So I want to pass
    the years with the one I love.
[20:06] Claudia
    Two people who love each other
    share their lives together.
[20:09] Claudia
    I want a simple and
    genuine marriage like that.
[20:14] Claudia
    Like the two of you.
[20:16] Rika
    I-I see.
[20:18] Claudia
    You're like a lovely couple
    right out of a story.
[20:24] Claudia
    You inspire me with love and courage.
[20:26] Rika
    You exaggerate!
[20:28] Takuya
    W-Well, that's...
[20:31] Claudia
    I spend all my time around men
    so I don't worry Marie.
[20:35] Claudia
    Because of that, they say I fool around
    with men and party all the time!
[20:39] Claudia
    Men try to hit on me everywhere
    I go, it's such a pain!
[20:42] Claudia
    I can't stand it!
[20:42] Takuya
    Now it all makes sense.
[20:48] Claudia
    Someday, I'd like to be happy like you two,
[20:52] Claudia
    not as a princess, but as a person.
[20:57] Claudia
    Today meant a lot to me.
[21:00] Claudia
    Thank you.
[21:10] Rika
    Um, is it okay not to tell her the truth?
[21:14] Takuya
    I think it's fine.
[21:16] Takuya
    She'd probably reach the same
    conclusion no matter what we say.
[21:21] Rika
    I'm sorry about today.
[21:22] Rika
    Please forget all about it.
[21:24] Takuya
    Uh, you didn't do anything
    you need to apologize for.
[21:29] Takuya
    Was there some reason you came over?
[21:32] Takuya
    You hadn't looked at your smartphone.
[21:35] Takuya
    Did you come here to do something else?
[21:41] Rika
    It was this.
[21:43] Rika
    I thought I'd give it to you.
[21:49] Takuya
    A frog-shaped stone?
[21:52] Rika
    Your father was talking about frogs,
    so I thought I'd give you this.
[21:58] Rika
    Collecting stones is a hobby of mine.
[22:00] Takuya
    Th-Thank you.
[22:03] Rika
    I came here to give him this silly thing
    and wound up humiliating myself.
[22:07] Rika
    I'll never do it again.
[22:09] Rika
    W-Well, if you'll excuse me.
[22:11] Takuya
    S-Sure.
[22:13] Rika
    Oh, what if my face was all red?
[22:17] Rika
    I'll hurry home and forget all about this.
[22:23] Takuya
    Honjoji-san.
[22:25] Takuya
    She does the cutest things.
[22:28] Takuya
    If I were to marry her...
[22:34] Takuya
    I'll take good care of this.
[22:50] Claudia
    Let's become happy together!

4 - Can We Share Our Lives?

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SIGN    Hey, hey, are you really getting married?!
SIGN    That's nuts!
[00:15] Takuya
    Sis...
[00:17] Takuya
    Knock it off.
SIGN    Are you going to bring your fiancée to Aso?!
SIGN    By the way, are there any tasty pastry shops in Tokyo?
[00:19] Takuya
    I don't answer her calls,
    so now it's a barrage of texts.
[00:23] Takuya
    She has no idea what I'm dealing with.
[00:25] Takuya
    But how could she?
[00:28] Takuya
    It's Thursday already.
[00:29] Takuya
    I really do have to go back
    to Aso this weekend.
[00:33] Takuya
    I'll go home, see everyone, and tell them
    the marriage thing is a total lie.
[00:37] Takuya
    Otherwise, things will get messy.
[00:41] Takuya
    But what a bother.
[00:43] Takuya
    Isn't there some way I can do this
    without going home?
[00:48] Takuya
    The frog stone Honjoji-san gave me.
[00:52] (Flashback) Claudia
    You're like a lovely couple
    right out of a story.
[00:58] Takuya
    No, no, no!
[00:59] Takuya
    I'm sorry, Princess.
[01:01] Takuya
    That's not... That's not what we're like!
[01:05] Takuya
    And how do I still feel so good
    when all she did was give me a stone?!
[01:09] Takuya
    This thing amounts to nothing.
[01:11] Takuya
    But I wonder why Honjoji-san
    bothered to come all the way here.
[01:17] (Flashback) Rika
    So, please stop letting other women
    into your apartment.
[01:22] Takuya
    Maybe...
[01:23] Takuya
    Maybe she came to warn me because I'm not
    sticking properly to the fake marriage plan?!
[01:28] Takuya
    What am I saying, I don't want to go home?
[01:30] Takuya
    I need to do everything I can!
[01:32] Takuya
    This plan belongs to us both!
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    348 days until
SIGN    Can We Share Our Lives?
[03:28] Rika
    I've been afraid to do anything
    since that day.
[03:31] Rika
    It's like, whatever I do,
    I'll make the situation worse.
[03:37] Rika
    There go those memories again.
[03:38] Rika
    Why did I say such a thing?
[03:41] Rika
    It's Friday already.
[03:42] Gonda
    Well, the data has spoken.
[03:43] Rika
    I wonder if Ohara-kun's going home to Aso.
[03:44] Gonda
    The aquarium is a better
    dating spot than the zoo.
[03:46] Rika
    I'd like to ask, but...
[03:48] Rika
    Maybe I've been stressed for so long
    it's making me crazy.
[03:52] Rika
    I've never been this close to someone,
    and all my thoughts are nonsense.
[03:57] Gonda
    Oh, that reminds me!
[03:58] Gonda
    Ohara-san, aren't you going back
    to your folks' place this weekend?
[04:02] Isojima
    Back home?
[04:04] Kitagawa
    The two of you?
[04:05] Gonda
    Is it that whole "meeting the parents" thing?
[04:08] Rika
    Huh? H-How does Gonda-kun know about this?
[04:11] Rika
    I haven't told anyone, so who did?!
SIGN    Isojima
[04:14] Kitagawa
    Meeting the parents never goes well, does it?
[04:17] Isojima
    It sure didn't for me.
[04:20] Isojima
    After all, my belly was huge
    when I met mine the first time.
[04:23] Rika
    W-Wait a minute.
[04:25] Rika
    I have to respond somehow.
[04:27] Rika
    But I don't know Ohara-kun's plans.
[04:30] Rika
    Besides, I...
[04:31] Rika
    The way I've been...
[04:33] Rika
    If I speak up now*,
SIGN    Please let me know whether the aforementioned hotel is available
     for booking. I will send you more information about the plan.
SIGN    Wishing you the besssssssssss
[04:35] Rika
    who knows what terrible things I'd say?!
[04:38] Takuya
    It's nothing!
[04:40] Takuya
    I'm just going back to deal with boring stuff.
[04:43] Takuya
    Now, go on. Back to work.
[04:46] Kitagawa/Isojima/Gonda
    Aw, darn.
[04:49] Isojima
    I was going to ask him all sorts
    of questions once he got back.
[04:49] Takuya
    Honjoji-san, I'm going to
    make the trip alone.
[04:51] Gonda
    Yeah, really.
[04:52] Takuya
    Don't worry, I'll be sure to stick to the plan.
SIGN    Incoming call
     Number withheld
[05:08] Rika
    Yes?
[05:09] phone voice
    I hear he's going to visit his family.
[05:12] phone voice
    Of course, you're going to go*
    with him, aren't you, Honjoji-san?
[05:16] Rika
    Uh, to whom am I speaking?
[05:18] phone voice
    You're getting married, so
    it's only natural you'd go together.
[05:23] phone voice
    I'm watching you.
SIGN    Senmori Animal Clinic
[05:32] Senmori
    Kama-chan, how've you been?
[05:36] Senmori
    Settle down!
[05:38] Senmori
    You don't have an exam today.
[05:40] Senmori
    You're staying at the Senmori Clinic Hotel!
[05:43] Takuya
    Thanks. Please look after him.
[05:46] Takuya
    I'll come get him tomorrow.
[05:48] Senmori
    Sure thing.
[05:49] Senmori
    Good thing the hotel wasn't booked up.
[05:51] Senmori
    I bet Kama-chan's happy too.
[05:53] Senmori
    This is the number-one cat inn in Kanto.
[05:56] Senmori
    But you don't usually travel.
    Where are you going?
[06:00] Takuya
    W-Well, to see my family.
[06:02] Takuya
    This time it was Honjoji-san
    who received that call.
[06:06] Takuya
    Who is it? Someone at work?
[06:10] Takuya
    I'm supposed to do this alone, but now
    we both have to go, thanks to the call.
[06:15] Takuya
    But I can't see what they're after.
[06:17] Takuya
    Is it a threat or an obstruction?
[06:19] Takuya
    Or maybe...
[06:21] Takuya
    No, one problem at a time.
[06:24] Takuya
    What to do once we get to my parents'...
[06:26] Takuya
    I'll go home, and tell them
    the marriage is fake.
[06:30] Takuya
    Then we'll get them to help
    by not telling work about our plan.
[06:34] Takuya
    This way we can safeguard the plan,
[06:37] Takuya
    and it'll just look like she went
    with me to meet my family.
[06:41] Takuya
    It'd seem unnatural
    to come back the same day.
[06:43] Takuya
    We'll stay a night at a business hotel
    in Kumamoto, then return to Tokyo.
[06:47] Takuya
    That'll do it.
SIGN    Total due
SIGN    Your bill
SIGN    Credit
SIGN    Cash
SIGN    Your change
SIGN    Pay
[06:49] Senmori
    Will you be paying by card?
[06:51] Takuya
    I've got to pay for Honjoji-san's
    hotel charge and plane ticket.
[06:56] Takuya
    And I need to thank them
    for covering our shifts at work.
[06:58] Takuya
    So much money...
[07:00] Senmori
    It's too expensive?!
[07:02] Takuya
    Oh, no! I didn't mean that!
[07:04] Senmori
    Ohara-san, you seem tired.
[07:07] Takuya
    M-Maybe I am.
[07:09] Takuya
    I've been dealing with a lot lately.
[07:12] Senmori
    Is that so?
[07:13] Senmori
    I'm afraid I don't have any
    medicine for humans here.
[07:17] Senmori
    All I can do is cheer for you.
[07:19] Senmori
    Go! Go! Ohara-san!
[07:21] Senmori
    You can do it, Ohara-san!
[07:23] Takuya
    Huh?
SIGN    Senmori Animal Clinic
[07:25] Takuya
    She's a good doctor, but an oddball.
[07:29] Takuya
    Kama, I don't want to
    leave you behind either.
[07:33] Takuya
    This is so we can keep living together.
[07:36] Takuya
    This plan belongs to me,
    Honjoji-san, and you.
[07:40] Takuya
    All three of us!
SIGN    Mount Aso
[07:46] Rika
    I'm a little relieved
    now that we're both going.
[07:50] Rika
    Because the truth is, I owe them an apology.
[07:53] Rika
    But I have yet to figure out
    how to apologize.
[08:00] Rika
    I had better get ready.
[08:04] Rika
    What should I wear?
[08:06] Rika
    I have no idea.
[08:09] (Flashback) young Rika
    Hey, is this okay?
SIGN    High-Quality Maps
[08:11] (Flashback) young Rika
    Is it okay?
[08:13] (Flashback) young Rika
    Hey, are these clothes okay to wear there?
[08:17] (Flashback) young Rika
    Are they, Mommy?
[08:19] (Flashback) Ritsu
    You can decide what clothes
    to wear, can't you?
[08:23] (Flashback) young Rika
    But when I decide, it looks bad.
[08:26] (Flashback) Ritsu
    That's not true.
[08:28] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Just wear what you'd like to wear.
[08:32] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Rika-san, you should be more confident.
[08:36] (Flashback) Ritsu
    You're a very smart girl.
[08:50] Takuya
    It's about that time.
[09:06] Rika
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:11] Takuya
    N-No problem!
[09:13] Takuya
    W-Wow, Honjoji-san in travel mode.
[09:17] Takuya
    Why did I show up wearing a backpack*?
SIGN    Okinawa
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Kumamoto
SIGN    Hachijo-jima
SIGN    Nakashibetsu
SIGN    Okayama
[09:28] Takuya
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[09:30] Takuya
    This is a trip to tell them it's a lie.
[09:33] Takuya
    But it sure does feel like she's*
    going to meet her future in-laws.
[09:42] Rika
    Kumamoto, huh?
[09:43] Rika
    Was this a good outfit to choose?
[09:46] Rika
    But I have no idea what's a good outfit
    for revealing a lie to a coworker's family.
[09:52] Takuya
    Um, have you ever been to Kumamoto?
[09:56] Rika
    I have.
[09:59] Rika
    Several times, when I was a child.
[10:01] Takuya
    Were those family vacations?
[10:05] Rika
    Something like that.
[10:07] Takuya
    Why'd she react like that?
[10:10] Takuya
    Did I ask a weird question?
[10:12] Takuya
    It's not like me to
    make conversation like this.
[10:15] Rika
    Uh, Ohara-kun!
[10:17] Rika
    Do you want to hear about my family?
[10:22] Rika
    I've heard all about you, but
    I haven't talked about myself at all.
[10:28] Takuya
    Y-You don't need to feel obligated.
[10:31] Rika
    Not at all! But it might come up
    in conversation at some point.
[10:37] Takuya
    Then I would like to hear.
[10:40] Rika
    O-Okay, I will talk about my family.
[10:44] Rika
    Although, I'm not sure what to say.
[10:47] Rika
    It's not an especially engaging topic.
[10:50] Takuya
    What was your childhood like?
[10:54] Rika
    My childhood?
[10:57] Rika
    Not much different from now.
SIGN    High-Quality Maps
[11:12] (Flashback) young Rika
    I'm home!
[11:16] Rika
    My father wasn't around,
[11:18] Rika
    so my mother and I lived by ourselves.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 180 50 0 50
SIGN    Rika-san,
     I have to go to Fukuyama in Hiroshima
     for work. Sorry this happens so much.
     Ms. Aki will come check on you at night.
    If anything comes up, be sure to call me.
     The hotel I'm staying at is the
     Fukuyama Mountain Inn.
[11:22] Rika
    My mother had to go on business
    trips all over the place,
[11:26] Rika
    so I was often the only one at home.
[11:29] (Flashback) young Rika
    Fukuyama.
SIGN    Kobe
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Osaka
SIGN    Sakai
SIGN    Higashiosaka
SIGN    Nara
SIGN    Kashihara
SIGN    Nara
SIGN    Osaka Bay
SIGN    Wakayama
SIGN    Kii Mountains
[11:48] Rika
    I spent most of my time alone
    looking at maps.
[11:53] Takuya
    You really haven't changed much.
SIGN    Rika-san, I have to go to Fukuyama in Hiroshima for work. Sorry this happens so much.
[11:57] (Flashback) young Rika
    Fukuyama, Fukuyama.
[12:01] (Flashback) young Rika
    Fukuyama in Hiroshima.
[12:03] (Flashback) young Rika
    Found it!
[12:04] (Flashback) young Rika
    It's the fifth time for Hiroshima.
[12:07] (Flashback) young Rika
    That's far away. How would you
    get there from Tachikawa?
[12:15] (Flashback) young Rika
    Mommy.
[12:17] (Flashback) young Rika
    Me.
[12:19] (Flashback) young Rika
    Mommy and I are departing Tachikawa!
[12:22] (Flashback) young Rika
    Our destination, Fukuyama in Hiroshima!
[12:25] Rika
    I passed the time playing like that.
[12:31] (Flashback) young Rika
    It's Mount Fuji!
[12:32] (Flashback) young Rika
    You can see it now!
[12:35] (Flashback) young Rika
    It sure is tall.
[12:37] (Flashback) young Rika
    Wow, Mommy! Look how tall it is!
[12:42] (Flashback) young Rika
    Honjoji residence.
[12:44] (Flashback) young Rika
    Oh, Ms. Aki.
[12:46] Aki
    Sorry, Rika-chan. I'll be over
    as soon as I'm off work.
[12:50] (Flashback) young Rika
    It's okay, I ate some strawberries.
[12:53] Aki
    I really am sorry!
[12:56] Aki
    I bet you're lonely,
    always at home by yourself.
[12:59] Aki
    Shame on your mommy!
    She should spend more time at home.
[13:04] (Flashback) young Rika
    I'm not lonely at all.
[13:06] (Flashback) young Rika
    Mom's working hard for her job.
[13:08] (Flashback) young Rika
    And I'm good at minding the house.
[13:12] (Flashback) young Rika
    Now, how far did we get?
[13:14] (Flashback) young Rika
    Oh, right! We're at Fukuyama already!
[13:16] (Flashback) young Rika
    Yay, we've arrived! It's Fukuyama!
[13:20] (Flashback) young Rika
    It has a harbor!
SIGN    Fukuda
SIGN    Remains of Kusado Sengen
SIGN    Fukuyama Castle Ruins
SIGN    Fukuyama
SIGN    Tomo
SIGN    Minomi
SIGN    Ashida
    River
[13:21] (Flashback) young Rika
    It has mountains, and islands,
    and wow! A castle, too!
[13:25] (Flashback) young Rika
    I like this city! I wonder what it's like!
SIGN    Fukuda
SIGN    Higashiodo
SIGN    Renjuku & former
    residence of Suga Chazan
SIGN    Kasaoka
SIGN    Fukuyama Castle Ruins
SIGN    Fukuyama
SIGN    Remains of Kusado Sengen
SIGN    Minomi
SIGN    Renjuku & former
    residence of Suga Chazan
SIGN    Kasaoka
SIGN    Fukuyama Castle Ruins
SIGN    Fukuyama
SIGN    Remains of Kusado Sengen
[13:52] (Flashback) young Rika
    Wow, you can see the ocean!
[13:55] (Flashback) young Rika
    It's amazing, Mommy!
    Let's go to the hotel next!
[13:58] (Flashback) young Rika
    I wonder what route we'll take!
[14:01] Rika
    P-Pretty boring topic.
[14:04] Takuya
    No.
[14:05] Takuya
    It isn't boring at all.
[14:09] Rika
    O-Oh, okay.
[14:15] Takuya
    Here I am. Home.
[14:17] Rika
    Uh, best of luck to us both.
[14:19] Rika
    I'll do everything I can, too.
[14:21] Takuya
    Yes, let's get this done.
[14:23] Rika
    Right.
[14:24] grandmother
    Taku-chan.
[14:28] Takuya
    Grandma?!
[14:39] Takuya
    Grandma?!
[14:41] grandmother
    Bless my soul! You're back in Kumamoto!
[14:44] Takuya
    Y-Yeah.
[14:45] grandmother
    Been a long time, ain't it?
[14:48] Rika
    "Grandma"?
[14:49] Takuya
    Um, this is my grandmother.
    On my father's side.
[14:53] Takuya
    What brings you here?
[14:55] Takuya
    I was bringin' melons to the airport.
[14:59] Takuya
    You know Ogata-san?
    He said he'd sell some here for us.
SIGN    Grown in Kumamoto Prefecture
[15:03] grandmother
    Oh listen here, you need a lift?
[15:06] Takuya
    Huh?
[15:07] grandmother
    Ain't you goin' home to Aso?
[15:09] Takuya
    W-Well, yes.
[15:13] Haruko
    Mom, we're here!
[15:15] Ikuko
    Haruko, Izumi. Make yourselves at home.
[15:21] Izumi
    Huh? Where're you going, Dad?
[15:24] Koichi
    To your grandma's to help with shipping.
[15:26] Koichi
    Takuya'll be here by the time I'm done.
[15:30] Haruko
    Speaking of which, what time
    is Taku-chan getting here?
[15:33] Izumi
    Beats me.
[15:34] Izumi
    I tried callin', but he didn't answer.
[15:36] Izumi
    I also texted, but no response.
[15:40] Haruko
    If he's gettin' married, he coulda
    let us know sooner than this.
[15:44] Ikuko
    Maybe he don't wanna talk
    to his scary big sisters.
[15:48] Haruko
    Aww, we ain't scary.
[15:50] Izumi
    Tokyo's way scarier than us.
[15:54] grandmother
    How many years since you
    been back this way, Taku-chan?
[15:57] grandmother
    By the way, who's that with you?
[16:02] Rika
    U-Um, my name is Honjoji.
[16:05] Rika
    I'm Ohara-san's, um, coworker.
[16:08] grandmother
    Well ain't you the cutest thing!
[16:11] Takuya
    Knock that off!
[16:13] grandmother
    Oh yeah, I plumb forgot!
[16:15] grandmother
    Ain't you gettin' married, Taku-chan?
[16:17] grandmother
    Don't tell me she's the lucky lady?
[16:21] grandmother
    Koichi mentioned it a number of times.
[16:23] grandmother
    Said Taku-chan had himself a wife-to-be
    and was comin' home.
[16:26] Takuya
    What?!
[16:28] Rika
    Um, that whole story is a lie!
[16:35] grandmother
    What?!
[16:36] Rika
    We aren't going to get married.
[16:39] Rika
    I'm sorry for any trouble
    it's caused everyone here.
[16:42] Takuya
    That's right.
    It's not like that at all with us.
[16:51] grandmother
    Sounds like you got a lot on your plates.
SIGN    Fruit
[16:58] grandmother
    We're here. Have some
    melon or somethin' before you go.
[17:02] Takuya
    But, we need to get to the house.
[17:04] grandmother
    You can spare a minute.
[17:07] grandmother
    You used to be thrilled to come by.
[17:10] grandmother
    We grow fruit here.
[17:12] grandmother
    Would you like some to take home?
[17:18] grandmother
    We're gettin' these ready to ship.
[17:20] grandmother
    Your grandpa's got a strained back now.
[17:23] grandmother
    I've been workin' on this by my lonesome.
[17:25] grandfather
    Aww, it hurts!
[17:27] Takuya
    I'll help you box them.
[17:29] grandmother
    Oh yeah?
[17:30] grandmother
    Well then, maybe I'll go snip some melons.
SIGN    Grown in Kumamoto Prefecture
[17:37] Takuya
    Sorry, Honjoji-san. This won't take long.
[17:48] Rika
    Excuse me, ma'am.
[17:49] Rika
    Is there anything I can help with?
[17:52] grandmother
    You bet. Wanna try snippin' melons?
[17:55] grandmother
    Ever done it?
[17:57] Rika
    No, never.
[17:58] grandmother
    Aww, anybody can do it.
[18:01] grandmother
    But not in those clothes.
[18:04] grandmother
    You go ahead and put this on.
[18:06] Rika
    Okay.
[18:10] grandmother
    Sorry. It's none too stylish.
[18:13] Rika
    It's fine.
[18:14] grandmother
    You snip with the clippers.
[18:17] grandmother
    But not too close to the fruit.
[18:20] Rika
    All right.
[18:23] Rika
    I've come to reveal a lie, and
    somehow, I'm harvesting melons.
[18:30] Rika
    It's hot.
[18:37] Rika
    This is such nice scenery.
[18:40] Rika
    Come to think of it,
    this is an ancient caldera.
[18:43] Rika
    Where magma once flowed,
    people are living and farming,
[18:48] Rika
    and even trains pass through.
[18:50] Rika
    Human activity is amazing.
[18:53] Rika
    Oh, whoops.
[18:55] Rika
    This is no time to be
    captivated by the terrain.
[18:59] Takuya
    Long time no see, Grandpa.
[19:00] grandfather
    Aww, it hurts.
[19:02] Takuya
    Is your back okay?
[19:04] grandfather
    Aww, it hurts!
[19:08] grandmother
    Bet you're tuckered out.
[19:10] grandmother
    Try some melon. Here.
[19:13] Rika
    All right.
[19:17] Rika
    It's good!
[19:18] grandmother
    Sure is!
[19:19] grandmother
    We put a lotta hard work into our melons.
[19:23] grandmother
    Your fields are magnificent.
[19:25] grandmother
    Are they? I'm so used to seein' 'em.
[19:29] grandmother
    Used to be fields all over the place here.
[19:33] grandmother
    Grapes, melons, strawberries, everywhere.
[19:36] grandmother
    But it's shrunk down a lot now.
[19:38] grandmother
    And people used to work so much,
    they nearly never went inside.
[19:43] Takuya
    Grandpa, you want to watch TV?
[19:46] grandfather
    Aww, its hurts.
[19:48] grandmother
    Just so much less now.
[19:50] Rika
    I see.
[19:53] grandmother
    You don't gotta hide it, hon.
[19:57] grandmother
    You two actually are gettin' married, ain't ya?
[20:00] grandmother
    I can tell.
[20:04] grandmother
    Wisdom comes with age.
[20:07] Rika
    Ma'am, please listen!
    We really aren't going to get married!
[20:12] grandmother
    Because Taku-chan said
    he was comin' back to Aso.
[20:15] grandmother
    It'd be hard for him to announce
    he's gettin' married anywhere else.
[20:18] grandmother
    The men in our family are bad
    with words, and stubborn to boot,
[20:22] grandmother
    which is a pain when things get complicated.
[20:24] grandmother
    This land's important to Koichi,
    but he mustn't be unreasonable.
[20:28] grandmother
    Taku-chan should just ignore his complaints.
[20:31] grandmother
    He's so awkward.
    Must make things hard for you.
[20:34] Rika
    I'm the same way, so I can't comment.
[20:38] grandmother
    But listen here, hon.
[20:40] grandmother
    Try to always get along with Taku-chan.
[20:46] grandmother
    I reckon y'all got things
    you can't talk about,
[20:50] grandmother
    but if he's happy, then I'm happy.
[20:53] grandmother
    It was easy to tell when I saw his face.
[20:57] grandmother
    He really does care for you.
[21:03] grandmother
    You take good care of him.
[21:05] Rika
    U-Um, ma'am! It's not like that!
[21:08] Rika
    It's not like...
[21:11] grandmother
    Hon?
[21:15] grandmother
    Oh no, heatstroke! Someone help!
[21:19] grandmother
    Taku-chan, come quick!
[21:26] Takuya
    H-Honjoji-san!
[21:28] grandmother
    I'll ring Dr. Whiskers.
[21:30] grandmother
    You get her inside.
[21:31] Takuya
    A-All right.
[21:33] grandmother
    Carry her gently. Gently!
[21:36] Takuya
    U-Um...
[21:38] Takuya
    Um... Um...
[21:42] Takuya
    You're gonna be okay!
[21:45] grandfather
    Aww, it hurts!
[21:47] Takuya
    Sh-She's heavy!
[21:49] Takuya
    My back's gonna break!
[21:51] grandmother
    The doctor said he'll make a house call!
[21:54] grandmother
    Taku-chan, you can go in through here!
[21:56] Takuya
    A-All right. Open it for me, Grandma!
[22:07] Takuya
    Dad?!

5 - How about We Travel Together?

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[00:03] grandmother
    Try to always get along with Taku-chan.
[00:09] grandmother
    You take good care of him.
[00:11] Rika
    U-Um, ma'am! It's not like that!
[00:14] Rika
    It's not like...
[00:18] grandmother
    Hon?
[00:21] grandmother
    Oh no, heatstroke! Someone help!
[00:27] Takuya
    H-Honjoji-san!
[00:28] grandmother
    I'll ring Dr. Whiskers.
[00:30] grandmother
    You get her inside.
[00:31] Takuya
    A-All right.
[00:33] Takuya
    You're gonna be okay!
[00:36] Takuya
    Sh-She's heavy!
[00:38] Takuya
    My back's gonna break!
[00:46] Takuya
    Dad?!
SIGN    How about We Travel Together?
[02:20] Koichi
    T-Takuya!
[02:27] Koichi
    What are you doin' here?!
[02:29] Takuya
    Never mind, we need to lay her down!
[02:31] grandmother
    Be gentle about it!
[02:33] both
    Gentle...
[02:35] Koichi
    Everyone's waitin' for you at home!
[02:37] Takuya
    I was going to contact you.
[02:39] Koichi
    This lady... Didn't I meet her
    the other day in Tokyo?
[02:43] Rika
    What happened to me?
[02:46] Rika
    Someone's touching me.
[02:48] Rika
    Don't, I'm all sweaty.
[02:51] Koichi
    What's going on? What's she doing here?
[02:55] Koichi
    I heard you were comin'
    on account of the wedding!
[02:58] Koichi
    Hold on, is she...
[03:00] Takuya
    U-Uh...
[03:01] grandfather
    Aww, it hurts.
[03:02] Koichi
    Did you call your Aunt Kyoko?
[03:04] Koichi
    I know you haven't seen her lately, but
    she looked after you when you were young!
[03:08] Takuya
    Dad, listen!
[03:10] Takuya
    I ain't gettin' married!
[03:14] grandfather
    Aww, it hurts.
[03:16] Koichi
    Huh?!
[03:17] Takuya
    I know I caused problems
    by not fessin' up until now.
[03:21] Takuya
    I'm really sorry.
[03:24] Koichi
    This is gonna take more than a "sorry."
[03:28] Koichi
    You got any idea how much—
[03:30] grandmother
    Grandpa's sleepin' in there!
    Bring her in here!
[03:33] Koichi
    Any idea how much I've been
    runnin' around over this?!
[03:36] Takuya
    Th-That's why I apologized!
[03:38] Koichi
    You coulda told me it was a lie in Tokyo!
[03:40] Koichi
    Oh, Takuya. Keep her head supported.
[03:43] Takuya
    Oh, g-got it.
[03:45] Koichi
    You've always taken too long to do stuff.
[03:48] Koichi
    It was the same story with swimming!
[03:50] Takuya
    Swimming?! That was back in grade school!
[03:53] Koichi
    And with curry!
[03:54] Takuya
    Curry?!
[03:55] Koichi
    When you eat curry,
    there's always rice left over.
[03:58] Koichi
    You never plan ahead!
[04:00] Takuya
    How's that even related?
[04:02] Koichi
    You add too much sauce! It ain't unlimited!
[04:05] Takuya
    Quit goin' on about the sauce!
[04:06] grandmother
    I put out a futon!
[04:13] doctor
    It ain't heatstroke.
[04:15] doctor
    If anything, she's tuckered out.
[04:17] doctor
    Just let her get some rest.
[04:25] grandmother
    Thank you so much, Doctor.
[04:29] Takuya
    I'll apologize to everyone at home.
[04:31] Koichi
    If you say so.
[04:35] Koichi
    Takuya.
[04:37] Koichi
    It's high time you stopped
    livin' life so half-assed.
[04:41] Koichi
    Don't let me down!
[04:45] Koichi
    I don't live my life half-assed.
[04:48] grandmother
    It's all my fault!
[04:50] grandmother
    'Cause I had her snippin' melons! Sorry!
[04:54] Takuya
    It ain't your fault, Grandma!
[04:56] Koichi
    That's right, don't you fret!
[04:58] grandmother
    I really am sorry.
[05:00] Takuya
    Like the doctor said, she's all right.
[05:06] family members
    Huh?!
[05:07] Izumi
    You're not gettin' hitched?!
[05:09] Haruko
    You're kiddin'! I bought
    a present and everything!
[05:13] Takuya
    I know I caused trouble for you two and Mom.
[05:16] Takuya
    I'm sorry.
[05:17] nephew
    It's Taku-chan!
[05:18] Izumi
    We jumped to the wrong conclusion?
[05:21] Haruko
    But a fake marriage, though.
    It's like a TV show.
[05:25] Ikuko
    Guess I cooked too much food, then.
[05:28] Haruko
    Fess up, how in tarnation
    did all this happen?
[05:31] Izumi
    Yeah, yeah. Tell us.
[05:32] Izumi
    What's this coworker of yours like?
[05:35] Ikuko
    Should we go check up on her?
[05:37] Takuya
    N-No, don't worry about it.
[05:40] nephew
    Taku-chan, how long'll you be here?
[05:42] niece
    Taku-chan, let's play!
[05:44] nephew/niece
    Taku-chan! Taku-chan!
[05:46] niece
    Let's play!
[05:48] Ikuko
    Sorry, they're always so noisy.
[05:51] Takuya
    I'm just glad they were in a good mood.
[05:53] Ikuko
    Say hello to your grandma for me.
[05:56] Takuya
    Will do.
[05:56] Ikuko
    Your dad'll probably be mad for a while,
    but I'll get him to simmer down.
[06:02] Takuya
    Sorry.
[06:03] Ikuko
    Never you mind.
[06:06] Ikuko
    That young lady's important
    to you now, ain't she?
[06:10] Ikuko
    You'd best look out for her.
[06:12] Takuya
    Yeah, I know.
[06:16] Ikuko
    Hang in there!
[06:25] grandmother
    Welcome back, Taku-chan.
[06:28] grandmother
    You done talkin' to 'em?
[06:29] Takuya
    Yeah. How's Honjoji-san?
[06:31] grandmother
    Still asleep, looks like.
[06:34] grandmother
    She sure was tired.
[06:36] Takuya
    I'll leave her be until she feels better.
[06:38] Takuya
    We can leave anytime.
[06:40] grandmother
    I'm gonna turn in for the night.
[06:43] Takuya
    Me too. Today was exhausting.
[06:46] grandmother
    I put out a futon upstairs.
[06:49] Takuya
    Thank you. Good night.
[06:52] Takuya
    I can still feel Honjoji-san's warmth.
[07:04] Takuya
    I'm in the same room as her?!
[07:07] Takuya
    Why, Grandma?!
[07:10] Takuya
    I-I need to move this futon somewhere else.
[07:13] Takuya
    No way am I sleeping here!
[07:20] Rika
    Huh? What happened to me?!
[07:23] Rika
    Ohara-kun?!
[07:27] Takuya
    Uh, look! This futon isn't what you think!
[07:30] Rika
    H-Have I been asleep this whole time?
[07:33] Takuya
    Yes, you collapsed
    in the yard this afternoon.
[07:36] Rika
    What?!
[07:37] Takuya
    Are you all right?
[07:38] Rika
    Yes, I'm much better now.
[07:44] Rika
    Uh, what happened with you going back home?
[07:48] Rika
    Oh, that.
[07:50] Rika
    I already went and apologized to everyone.
[07:52] Rika
    Huh?
[07:53] Takuya
    So, everything is fine now.
[07:54] Rika
    No, I'll apologize to them too!
[07:57] Takuya
    No, you can just take it easy.
[08:01] Rika
    The only thing I accomplished
    was taking a nap.
[08:04] Rika
    Talk about awkward.
[08:06] Rika
    Tomorrow, I'll go apologize properly.
[08:13] Rika
    That sounds like a lot of frogs.
[08:15] Takuya
    That's a country night for you.
[08:19] Rika
    Um, is it okay if we go outside for a while?
[08:22] Takuya
    Oh, sure.
[08:27] Rika
    It's so dark.
[08:29] Takuya
    That's a country night for you.
[08:31] Takuya
    It gets very bright when the moon is out.
[08:46] Takuya
    A-Are you okay?
[08:49] Rika
    I-I'm fine!
[08:54] Takuya
    It's a tree frog.
[08:56] Rika
    He's good at catching them.
[09:10] Rika
    Tell me, were you the one
    who carried me this afternoon?
[09:16] Takuya
    Yes, my father and I did.
[09:19] Rika
    I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
[09:22] Rika
    I was immersed in what I was doing.
[09:25] Rika
    I got so into cutting melons,
    I lost track of everything.
[09:29] Rika
    That must have been why I collapsed.
[09:33] Rika
    Maybe I enjoyed it more than I realized.
[09:37] Rika
    Meeting you has taken me
    to some curious places.
[09:43] Rika
    I've been on plenty of trips,
    but never one like this.
[09:49] Rika
    Although I probably shouldn't
    be having such thoughts.
[09:52] Takuya
    U-Um...
[09:54] Takuya
    You gave me that stone before,
    the frog-shaped stone.
[09:59] Takuya
    I placed it in front of my TV.
[10:02] Takuya
    I'd never been given that sort of thing,
    so it made me... happy.
[10:07] Takuya
    When I look at the stone it...
    always makes me think of you.
[10:23] Rika
    This peculiar experience.
[10:26] Rika
    A trip only two people can take.
[10:29] Rika
    Maybe...
[10:31] Rika
    Maybe this is... marriage.
[10:36] Takuya
    Uh, that's why I'm...
[10:39] Takuya
    I'm glad you—
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Croak
[10:44] Rika
    So many frogs croaking.
[10:47] Takuya
    It is the countryside, and all.
[10:49] Rika
    L-Let's head on back.
[10:51] Takuya
    Y-Yes, let's.
[10:53] Takuya
    Oh, I'll... move my futon out of that room.
[10:56] Rika
    R-Right. Thank you.
SIGN    Croak
[11:15] Rika
    I didn't sleep well.
[11:17] (Flashback) Takuya
    Uh, that's why I'm...
[11:20] (Flashback) Takuya
    I'm glad you—
[11:22] Rika
    What was Ohara-kun going to say after that?
[11:26] Rika
    I wish I knew.
[11:29] Rika
    No, no, no.
[11:30] Rika
    You're overthinking this!
[11:32] Rika
    It's not a big deal anyway, no.
[11:36] grandmother
    Good morning, hon.
[11:39] Rika
    Oh, good morning.
[11:41] grandmother
    Breakfast is ready.
[11:47] Takuya
    Good morning.
[11:49] Rika
    Ohara-kun?
[11:50] Rika
    G-Good morning.
[11:52] Takuya
    Uh, sorry for all the mess yesterday.
[11:54] Rika
    I'm sorry too.
[11:56] Takuya
    How are you feeling?
[12:01] Rika
    I-I'm fine.
[12:03] Takuya
    Uh...
[12:04] Rika
    I really am fine!
[12:06] Rika
    I-I'm just not quite done getting ready.
[12:08] Takuya
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[12:15] grandmother
    Leavin' so soon?
[12:16] grandmother
    Sorry you had such a rough spell.
[12:20] Rika
    No, it's okay.
[12:21] grandmother
    I'll send you some melons.
    Y'all come back now, hear?
[12:25] Rika
    I appreciate your kindness.
[12:29] Takuya
    We're really going to my parents' place?
[12:31] Rika
    Yes, I'm going to apologize too.
[12:34] Takuya
    It takes about 20 minutes to walk there.
[12:37] Rika
    I don't mind at all.
[12:38] Takuya
    All right, then.
[12:45] Rika
    He has bedhead. His hair is all fluffy.
[12:49] Rika
    Looks like it'd feel nice
    to run my hands through it.
[12:53] Rika
    Cut that out. I didn't come here
    to think about things like that!
[12:58] Takuya
    Um, Honjoji-san.
[13:01] Takuya
    It's this way.
[13:05] sisters/Ikuko
    Huh?!
[13:06] Izumi
    Honjoji-san...
[13:08] Ikuko
    ...from JTC!
[13:09] Haruko
    You made a special trip here?
[13:12] Rika
    I'm truly sorry for all the fuss I caused.
[13:15] Ikuko
    Oh, not at all.
[13:17] Ikuko
    Looks like it's my son
    who caused you the fuss.
[13:20] Rika
    N-No!
[13:21] Ikuko
    I heard 'bout that horrible job transfer.
[13:24] Ikuko
    Where was it? Aizuwakamatsu?
[13:26] Rika
    Anchorage.
[13:27] Izumi
    It's a hell of a plan.
[13:29] Haruko
    Sure is.
[13:30] Izumi
    That's Tokyo for ya.
[13:32] Ikuko
    Where would you like to go overseas?
[13:32] Takuya
    Can she handle them?
[13:34] Izumi
    Taku-chan, why're you just standin' there?
[13:35] Haruko
    I could go for an overseas job transfer.
[13:36] Takuya
    Huh? Oh, well...
[13:38] Ikuko
    You came all this way.
    Why not show her around Aso?
[13:42] Ikuko
    Doesn't your return flight leave tonight?
[13:45] Rika
    Oh, but I haven't gotten
    to apologize to his father.
[13:49] Haruko
    Sorry about that. Our father
    went to work again today.
[13:53] Ikuko
    He's too embarrassed, bless his heart.
[13:56] Izumi
    But what's worth seein' in
    these parts beyond the scenery?
[14:00] Rika
    Th—
[14:01] Rika
    The volcano museum!
[14:10] Ikuko/Haruko/Izumi
    Y'all have fun!
[14:13] Rika
    I'm sorry. It ended up
    sounding like I was insisting.
[14:17] Takuya
    That's okay. I'm glad there was
    somewhere you wanted to go.
[14:20] Rika
    I've actually been wanting
    to go for a while now.
[14:24] Takuya
    The Aso Volcano Museum.
[14:26] Takuya
    I don't think I've been there
    since a grade-school field trip.
[14:38] Takuya
    Looks like there isn't much fog today.
[14:42] Rika
    It's wonderful!
[14:44] Rika
    I can suddenly hear
    the Bochi Komori theme song!
[14:47] Takuya
    Bochi Komori?
[14:48] Takuya
    Oh, that show where they walk around towns.
[14:51] Takuya
    I've watched it plenty myself.
[14:53] Rika
    Right.
[14:54] Rika
    That soothing melody that makes me want
    to travel is playing right now in my ears!
SIGN    Honjoji Rika
SIGN    Komori
SIGN    Bochi Komori
    Aso
[15:00] Komori
    This is Bochi Komori.
[15:01] Komori
    Today, we're here in Aso.
[15:04] Komori
    Thousand-meter tall mountains tower
    over this world-class caldera,
[15:08] Komori
    and there seems to be plenty worth seeing.
[15:11] Rika
    Let's go ahead and get to it, Komori-san.
[15:13] Komori
    You got it.
[15:14] narration
    Mount Aso is an active volcano, with
    smoke rising from it this very moment.
[15:18] narration
    We've been told nobody
    is allowed in on certain days,
[15:21] narration
    but things seem fine today.
[15:23] narration
    So, let's start in on today's
    episode of
Bochi Komori*.
[15:27] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?
[15:29] Takuya
    Uh, Honjoji-san?
[15:31] Takuya
    Excuse me.
[15:33] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?
[15:34] Takuya
    Sorry, please come back!
SIGN    Formation of the Aso Volcano
[16:25] Takuya
    This is a good view of both
    Mount Naka and Kusasenri.
[16:29] Rika
    The entirety of Kusasenri
    is in the outer caldera.
[16:32] Takuya
    Huh?
[16:32] Rika
    And the pond on the east side
    is in the inner caldera.
[16:35] Rika
    It's what they call a double volcano.
[16:37] Takuya
    D-Double?
[16:40] Rika
    The inner caldera was formed
    when a lava dome blew off,
[16:43] Rika
    and part of it still remains
    as Komatate-yama Hill.
[16:48] Rika
    That's the reason this mountain
    has bilateral asymmetry.
[16:51] grade-schooler
    Wow, check out the view!
[16:59] teacher
    Hey!
[17:00] teacher
    Come on, you're botherin' the other patrons!
[17:03] teacher
    I really need you to stop!
[17:07] Rika
    I-I'm sorry.
[17:09] Takuya
    It's okay.
[17:10] teacher
    Please, I'm begging you.
[17:17] Takuya
    Okay! Listen, who here can be quiet?
[17:22] Takuya
    Hey, good for you.
    You did a great job being quiet.
[17:26] Takuya
    Way to go.
[17:28] Rika
    Ohara-kun?
[17:29] Takuya
    I thought back to our rookie training.
[17:32] Takuya
    It's a trick for leading grade-schoolers.
[17:35] Takuya
    All children are eager for praise.
[17:37] Takuya
    So, if you start by praising
    the ones who quiet down,
[17:40] Takuya
    the rest should follow their lead.
[17:45] Rika
    D-Do all of you know about the Kicking Myth?
[17:50] Rika
    A god broke Mount Aso
    by giving it a hard kick.
[17:55] Rika
    Or so the story goes.
[17:56] grade schooler
    Say what now?
[18:00] Rika
    I-It's said that...
[18:01] Rika
    i-it happened to the south,
    at Tateno Crater Shallows.
[18:05] grade schooler
    Tateno Crater Shallows?
[18:07] Takuya
    Have you heard of a placed called Tateno?
[18:10] grade schoolers
    Yeah! I have!
[18:12] Takuya
    It's called that because
    after the god did his kick,
[18:16] Takuya
    he fell over and said "Taten no."
    ("I can't get up.")
[18:19] grade schooler
    You're kiddin'!
[18:20] grade schooler
    That's a dad joke!
[18:22] grade schooler
    Crazy!
[18:42] grade schoolers
    Bye bye!
[18:44] grade schoolers
    See ya!
[18:54] Takuya
    Are you tired?
[18:56] Rika
    Huh? N-No.
[18:58] Takuya
    Looks like my sister will take us
    to the airport on her way home,
[19:01] Takuya
    so this was perfect timing.
[19:03] Rika
    Right.
[19:04] Takuya
    This trip was kind of hectic
    the whole time. Sorry.
[19:08] Rika
    No, it's fine!
[19:12] Rika
    His hair looks really nice to touch.
[19:18] Rika
    Meeting you has taken me*
    to some curious places.
[19:24] Rika
    This peculiar experience.
[19:26] Rika
    A trip only two people can take.
[19:40] Takuya
    I'll go let my sister know we're here.
[19:43] Rika
    All right.
[19:56] Takuya
    Nao?
[19:57] Nao
    Takuya?!
[19:58] Takuya
    What're you doin' here?!
[20:00] Nao
    Right back atcha!
    When did you come back to Aso?!
[20:04] Ikuko
    Oh, Nao-chan. You're here.
[20:06] Nao
    Hi there, ma'am!
[20:09] Nao
    I finished another new one.
[20:11] mother/sisters
    Really? Show us!
[20:15] Ikuko
    It's so purty!
[20:17] Ikuko
    Look, Takuya. Nao-chan made this plate.
[20:20] Takuya
    You really became a glassmaker?
[20:24] Nao
    For three years now. You didn't know?
[20:26] Takuya
    That's amazin'. You've always
    been good at everything.
[20:30] Nao
    R-Really? Thanks.
[20:34] Takuya
    Nao, I came here with a coworker.
[20:37] Rika
    U-Um, hello.
[20:39] Takuya
    Her name's Nao. We've been
    neighbors since we were born.
[20:44] Nao
    I-I-I'm Miyama Nao!
[20:46] Nao
    Pardon me for not greeting you sooner!
[20:49] Rika
    I'm Honjoji. Nice to meet you.
[20:52] Nao
    Did my standard Japanese sound okay?
[20:55] Rika
    Huh?
[20:55] Takuya
    What're you gettin' all respectful for, Nao?
[20:59] Nao
    Don't be so condescendin', Takuya!
[21:03] Nao
    Bein' in Tokyo makes you mister big shot?!
[21:05] Takuya
    What are you, a child?!
[21:07] Nao
    Your hair's as crazy as ever!
[21:10] Takuya
    Yeah, well so's yours!
[21:13] Ikuko
    You two're too old for this tomfoolery.
[21:15] Nao
    Knock that off!
[21:16] Rika
    Well, well.
[21:18] Rika
    I should have known.
[21:20] Rika
    I was imagining something beyond my station.
[21:23] Rika
    I don't get to have any dramatic tales.
[21:29] Rika
    Rein it in, already.
[21:32] Nao
    Honjoji-san.
[21:33] Rika
    Yes?
[21:35] Nao
    I'd like you to be my friend!
[21:39] Nao
    I'm going to a workshop
     in a place called Katsushika soon.
[21:43] Nao
    That's in Tokyo!
[21:45] Takuya
    Huh? You're comin' to Tokyo?
[21:47] Nao
    Yep!
[21:48] Haruko/Izumi
    What?
[21:49] Ikuko
    You're goin' there too, Nao-chan?
[21:51] Nao
    So, Honjoji-san.
[21:53] Nao
    Lookin' forward to seein' ya there!

6 - Are Two People Happy Together?

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SIGN    Tuna
     Nyaru Gourmet
[00:03] Takuya
    Is it good, Kama?
[00:05] Takuya
    This Nyaru's only sold in Aso.
[00:07] Takuya
    Now do you forgive me
    for leaving you by yourself?
[00:11] Takuya
    And you know, Kama,
    something's bothering me.
[00:15] Takuya
    On the way back,
    Honjoji-san was very distant.
[00:19] Takuya
    No matter what I said, she remained curt.
[00:21] Takuya
    Of course, that's the way
    she was in the first place.
[00:25] Takuya
    I'd thought maybe...
[00:27] Takuya
    Maybe we had started
    getting along a little better.
[00:32] Takuya
    After everything we've been through.
SIGN    Nyaru Gourmet
    Tuna
[00:37] Takuya
    What made her turn so cold?
[00:40] Takuya
    D-Did I do something bad?
[00:43] Takuya
    Is it something my family said to her?
[00:45] Takuya
    Or were things already like this from before?
[00:48] Takuya
    I can't figure it out.
[00:50] (Flashback) Takuya
    Uh, that's why I'm...
[00:53] (Flashback) Takuya
    I'm glad you—
[00:56] Takuya
    I'm glad I didn't finish saying that.
[00:58] Takuya
    She might have disliked me even more.
[01:04] announcer
    Bochi Komori!*
SIGN    Atami
    Even more famous
    than Atami's hot springs?
SIGN    Bochi Komori
     Atami
SIGN    Kida Misa
SIGN    Komori
[01:06] announcer*
    Today, we're going around
    the city of Atami with Komori-san!
[01:09] Komori
    These slopes are great.
[01:10] announcer
    That they are. Atami has many of those
    sloping hills you love, Komori-san.
[01:16] (Flashback) Takuya
    Uh, that's why I'm...
[01:19] (Flashback) Takuya
    I'm glad you—
[01:21] Rika
    Looks like it'd feel nice
    to run my hands through it.
[01:24] (Flashback) Nao
    Bein' in Tokyo makes you mister big shot?!
[01:26] (Flashback) Takuya
    What are you, a child?!
[01:28] Rika
    Sure enough, no dramatic tale for me.
[01:33] Rika
    Getting carried away with my
    imagination, it's so embarrassing.
[01:36] Rika
    I even presumed he felt the same way.
[01:39] Rika
    What a ridiculous fantasy,
    looking back on it.
[01:44] Rika
    I should stop thinking these weird things.
[01:46] Rika
    I'll switch it off.
[01:49] Rika
    Switch it off.
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    Summer Travel
[03:23] Kurokawa
    Good morning!
[03:25] Kurokawa
    The summer fair is finally starting.
SIGN    Are Two People Happy Together?
[03:28] Kurokawa
    This year, we're putting our efforts
    into domestic travel.
[03:31] Kurokawa
    Let's get some tickets sold!
[03:33] everyone
    Here's hoping for the best.
[03:36] Shinshi
    Cancellations begone! Cancellations begone!
[03:39] Isojima
    Shinshi-san's started his
    cancellation-prevention chant again.
[03:43] Saito
    Does that help at all?
[03:45] Shinshi
    A travel agency's biggest
    threat is cancellations!
[03:48] Shinshi
    We must use every means
    at our disposal to avoid them!
[03:51] Kurokawa
    Shinshi-kun is right! Let's all chant!
[03:54] Shinshi
    Cancellations begone! Cancellations begone!
[03:57] everyone in line
    Cancellations begone! Cancellations begone!
[03:57] Kurokawa
    That's the way!
[03:58] Takuya
    Oh, good morning, Honjoji-san.
[04:00] Kurokawa
    Once more!
[04:01] everyone
    Cancellations begone! Cancellations begone!
[04:01] Rika
    Yes, good morning.
[04:03] Kurokawa
    I can't hear you!
SIGN    345 days until the
     Anchorage Branch opens
[04:06] Gonda
    Lunchtime!
[04:09] Isojima
    Shinshi-san, what a lovely box lunch!
SIGN    Isojima
[04:12] Shinshi
    Yes, well, my wife makes them
    for me every day.
[04:15] Gonda
    Wow, she does a heck of a job!
[04:18] Isojima
    I've never made one for my husband.
    Too much trouble.
[04:22] Shinshi
    I'm grateful to my wife.
    I'm so fortunate.
[04:26] Gonda
    Wow, you hype her up.
[04:28] Isojima
    That's winning at life.
SIGN    Bar
    and Grill
SIGN    Tonton
[04:34] Gonda
    His devoted wife makes him lunches.
[04:36] Gonda
    Seems like everyone around me's all happy!
[04:39] Gonda
    I want to eat a lunch made by my own wife!
[04:41] Takuya
    So, why am I your drinking buddy tonight?
[04:45] Gonda
    Don't be that way.
    Give me some advice, Master!
[04:48] Takuya
    I'm not your master!
[04:50] Takuya
    I want to go see Kama!
[04:54] Gonda
    Master, what should I do
    to make Komiya-chan like me?
[04:58] Gonda
    She never seems to look my way.
[05:03] Gonda
    Women look at people's faces
    when they like them.
[05:07] Takuya
    Th-That's not always true.
[05:10] Gonda
    Yes it is!
[05:11] Gonda
    I want Komiya-chan to gaze at me!
[05:19] Takuya
    Hey, Kama.
[05:21] Takuya
    Honjoji-san wouldn't look at my face today.
[05:25] Takuya
    I guess maybe I did something after all?
[05:32] Takuya
    You only look at my face
    when you want something.
[05:38] Kurokawa
    Hey, what's going on?!
[05:40] Kitagawa
    Hello, this is the JTC Kinshicho Branch.
[05:42] Itsuki
    The tickets haven't come in?!
[05:43] Komiya
    Haven't the documents been delivered?
[05:45] Gonda
    Hello, this is JTC.
SIGN    Winter Trip to Kyoto
[05:46] Komiya
    Uh, yes, the one in charge
    of that is currently out.
[05:49] Komiya
    I'll check on that soon, and get back to you.
[05:51] Itsuki
    The person who handles that
    hasn't come in today,
[05:53] Itsuki
    so we'll deal with it as best we can!
[05:54] Kurokawa
    Where is Shinshi-kun?! Has anyone seen him?!
[05:58] Itsuki
    Ohara-san, have you seen Shinshi-san?
[06:01] Takuya
    No, I haven't.
[06:03] Itsuki
    We haven't been able to reach him all day.
[06:05] Itsuki
    All the group tours he's handling
    are stuck in limbo.
[06:09] Itsuki
    George-san! Don't just look
    at Aloha, help out!
[06:15] Takuya
    Shinshi-san failed to show up for work?
[06:18] Takuya
    But he's a model JTC employee.
[06:21] Rika
    Yes, I apologize.
[06:23] Rika
    The tickets were obtained without a problem.
[06:26] Rika
    Please rest assured on that point.
[06:29] Takuya
    Things are kind of going off the rails.
[06:33] Rika
    Yes, they are.
[06:36] (Flashback) Gonda
    Women look at people's faces
    when they like them.
[06:41] Takuya
    Does she dislike me?
[06:44] Takuya
    Things were definitely different
    before we went to Aso.
[06:47] Takuya
    Why'd they turn out like this?!
[06:49] Hideo
    Excuse me! Sorry to bother you
    when you're busy!
[06:53] Hideo
    M-My name is Shinshi Hideo!
[06:56] Hideo
    I'm looking for my father!
    Has he come to the office?
[06:59] Isojima
    Shinshi-san's son?
[07:01] Gonda
    He came all the way here to look for him?
[07:03] Itsuki
    Shinshi-san's seriously gone missing?
[07:06] Komiya
    Your father hasn't come in.
[07:08] Komiya
    You haven't seen him, Hideo-kun?
[07:11] Hideo
    Uh, no.
[07:12] Komiya
    What's happened to him?
[07:14] Hideo
    Um, last night, Papa and Mama
    got into a fight.
[07:19] Hideo
    Then Mama said she was getting a divorce.
[07:25] Isojima
    A divorce?!
[07:26] Kitagawa
    And now he's missing? No way.
[07:29] Gonda
    You don't think he skipped town, do you?
[07:31] Itsuki
    Shouldn't we be calling the police?
[07:33] George
    Hey!
[07:36] George
    Shinshi-kun is just fine.
[07:39] George
    His young child came all this way.
    We mustn't make him worry.
[07:45] Itsuki
    George-san...
[07:46] Gonda
    S-Sorry.
[07:48] George
    Hey, Ohara-kun.
[07:49] George
    Go with the boy, and look for Shinshi-kun.
[07:54] Takuya
    Me?!
[07:54] George
    You're a suitable choice.
    You're young, and kind.
SIGN    (Beach) photos
     received
[07:59] George
    I'll cover your workload.
[08:02] George
    Send me anything regarding
    the missing tickets.
[08:05] Gonda/Itsuki
    O-Okay!
[08:06] George
    Will that do, Kurokawa-san?
[08:09] Kurokawa
    Yes!
[08:10] Kurokawa
    Okay, everyone back to work!
[08:13] Kitagawa
    What's gotten into George-san?
[08:15] Itsuki
    All he usually talks about is Hawaii stuff.
[08:18] George
    Mai hopohopo, sonny.
[08:21] George
    That guy will help you look.
[08:24] George
    Oh, that was Hawaiian for "Don't worry."
[08:27] Takuya
    R-Ready to go then, Hideo-kun?
[08:31] Hideo
    Sure.
[08:38] Takuya
    The Shinshis are getting divorced?
[08:41] Takuya
    But he seemed so happy yesterday.
[08:45] Takuya
    Is this a huge responsibility
    I've got right now?
[08:48] Takuya
    I'd better find Shinshi-san, fast!
[08:51] Hideo
    Excuse me, sir!
[08:53] Hideo
    I have some clues.
[08:55] Hideo
    My father had a business-card
    file on his desk.
[08:59] Hideo
    Maybe there's a place in here he goes!
[09:02] Hideo
    I called our relatives,
    but he wasn't with any of them.
[09:05] Takuya
    This is one clever kid.
[09:08] Takuya
    No, he's actually desperate
    to find his father.
[09:13] Takuya
    Let's check them one by one.
[09:16] Hideo
    Okay!
[09:18] Takuya
    What's your mother doing?
[09:20] Hideo
    She won't come out of her room.
[09:22] Takuya
    Gotcha.
[09:24] Takuya
    What's she doing neglecting
    a kid as young as him?
[09:29] Takuya
    Yes. Ah, I see. You haven't seen him.
SIGN    Pier Kinshicho
    Station Building Street
[09:41] Takuya
    Sorry, I know you're not open yet,
    but I'd like to ask about something.
SIGN    Z Coffee
[09:46] Takuya
    Nothing here, or here.
[10:04] Takuya
    Wh-What's wrong?
[10:06] Hideo
    Are we really going to find Papa?
[10:12] Takuya
    Let's take a short break.
[10:15] employee
    Thank you for waiting,
    here's your Kid's Combo A.
[10:18] Takuya
    Um, is a hamburger all right?
[10:21] Hideo
    Yes, thank you.
[10:25] Takuya
    Hideo-kun's a lot less peppy than he was.
[10:29] Takuya
    What do you say at times like this?
[10:36] Hideo
    Maybe Papa's not coming back home.
[10:40] Hideo
    We all got along so well
    yesterday morning, too.
[10:44] Hideo
    Yesterday was better.
[10:47] Hideo
    I want to go back to it.
[10:57] Takuya
    I don't even understand what marriage is.
[11:00] Takuya
    How could I possibly understand divorce?
[11:03] Takuya
    I can't do anything for this kid.
[11:06] (Flashback) Koichi
    It's high time you stopped
    livin' life so half-assed.
[11:14] Kurokawa
    You still haven't found him?
[11:15] Takuya
    No, but we did try nearly
    all the leads we have.
[11:19] Kurokawa
    Where could Shinshi-kun have gone?
[11:25] George
    Ohara-kun? It's me.
[11:27] Takuya
    George-san?
[11:28] George
    You know that Hachiman shrine in Fukagawa?
[11:31] George
    There's a gloomy bar nearby.
[11:34] George
    Trying going there.
[11:36] Takuya
    Fukagawa...
[11:37] George
    Right, people with no place
     to go tend to gather there.
[11:42] George
    It has feng shui for depressed dudes.
[11:45] Kurokawa
    Feng shui for depressed dudes?!
SIGN    Tomioka
    Hachiman
     Shrine
[11:53] Takuya
    "A bar in Fukagawa."
    That's not enough to help me—
SIGN    Deep Sea Bar
[11:58] Takuya
    Found it.
[12:01] Itsuki/Gonda/Komiya
    Ohara-san!
[12:05] Takuya
    Guys.
[12:06] Gonda
    George-san told us about this,
    so we came too!
[12:08] Itsuki
    Wonder if Shinshi-san is in there.
[12:14] Takuya
    Komiya-san, stay out here with Hideo-kun.
[12:17] Komiya
    Huh?
[12:18] Takuya
    I don't think he should go in there.
[12:20] Komiya
    A-All right.
[12:37] Takuya
    Sh-Shinshi-san?
[12:55] Takuya
    E-Excuse me, Shinshi-san?
[13:02] Takuya
    That's him, isn't it?
[13:05] Shinshi
    Hey, fellas. Sorry I'm late.
[13:08] Shinshi
    I'm a little busy with something.
SIGN    Notice of Divorce
[13:12] Shinshi
    I'll come to work as soon
    as I erase this document.
[13:17] Shinshi
    I'm having a hard time getting it done.
[13:20] Shinshi
    This is supposed to be a good eraser, too.
[13:26] Shinshi
    There must be something wrong here.
[13:39] Shinshi
    What is with this paper?
[13:41] Shinshi
    Am I going to lose everything
    thanks to something like this?
[13:46] Shinshi
    I'm not going to let it negate my life.
[13:50] Shinshi
    Put me back into the life I know.
[13:56] Shinshi
    Put me back into my normal life!
[14:16] Takuya
    Shinshi-san, please wait!
[14:18] Gonda
    Shinshi-san!
[14:20] Hideo
    Papa!
[14:23] George
    How'd it go?
[14:25] Takuya
    Shinshi-san took off running.
[14:27] George
    Then let's all look for him.
[14:30] Takuya
    Shinshi-san!
[14:40] Komiya
    Hideo-kun, let's stick together!
[14:42] Komiya
    Your father will be okay!
[14:44] Hideo
    Papa!
[14:49] Takuya
    Oh, Shinshi-san!
[14:56] Takuya
    Shinshi-san?
[14:59] Itsuki
    Shinshi-san's turned into a gorilla!
[15:01] Takuya
    Now what do we do?!
[15:04] Gonda
    There he goes!
[15:06] Takuya
    Sh-Shinshi-san!
[15:09] Gonda
    Please stop!
[15:13] Gonda
    Shinshi-san!
[15:16] Takuya
    The police are gonna get involved!
[15:20] Gonda
    I'll lure him with a banana!
[15:23] Takuya
    Shinshi-san is human!
[15:24] Itsuki
    Maybe a gorilla calls for a tranquilizer gun.
[15:27] Gonda
    There he is!
[15:28] Takuya
    Shinshi-san!
[15:31] Hideo
    Papa! Papa!
[15:35] Komiya
    Honjoji-san!
[15:36] Hideo
    Papa!
[15:38] Rika
    Hideo-kun, stop!
[15:39] Hideo
    Papa!
SIGN    High-Quality Maps
[15:47] Rika
    Let's stay like this a little longer.
[15:50] Rika
    Your father will be right back.
[15:57] Takuya
    Shinshi-san!
[16:03] George
    Yah!
[16:06] Takuya
    George-san...
[16:08] Itsuki
    The gorilla...
[16:09] Gonda
    ...has stopped!
[16:11] George
    A gorilla would just be a target for humans.
[16:14] George
    Let's get you home, Shinshi-kun.
[16:18] Takuya
    Are you okay?
[16:21] Shinshi
    No, I don't want to go home.
[16:24] Shinshi
    If I do, misery's waiting for me.
[16:28] Shinshi
    I want to be a gorilla!
[16:30] Shinshi
    I've had enough of being human!
[16:33] Shinshi
    If I knew I'd feel this way,
    I wouldn't have gotten married!
[16:38] Shinshi
    I wouldn't have gotten married!
[17:00] Hideo
    Papa!
[17:05] Shinshi
    I'm sorry I lost control.
[17:08] Shinshi
    That I panicked.
[17:11] Shinshi
    Last night, I went out to buy a present
    since our wedding anniversary is near.
[17:17] Shinshi
    Then she said she wants a divorce.
[17:21] Shinshi
    My wife and I had never
    so much as had a fight.
[17:25] Shinshi
    I thought we were a 100% ideal couple.
[17:30] Shinshi
    Now it's like nothing makes sense.
[17:46] Kurokawa
    It's here again this year!
SIGN    Inter-Branch Contest
     Decoration - 1GP!!
[17:48] Kurokawa
    The JTC Inter-Branch Display Contest!
[17:52] Kurokawa
    This year's theme is the sea!
[17:54] Kurokawa
    As a diving enthusiast,
    I refuse to lose this one!
[17:58] Kurokawa
    Let's all make an incredible display!
[18:00] Kurokawa
    Go Kinshicho!
[18:06] Kurokawa
    What's wrong with everyone?
[18:08] Kurokawa
    Let's see some more energy!
[18:10] Itsuki
    Of course we're going to be gloomy
    after seeing last night's shocking scene.
[18:15] Isojima
    A full-grown adult turned
    into a gorilla, you know.
[18:20] Isojima
    Is that what divorce drives a person to do?
[18:23] Itsuki
    Who knows?
[18:25] Itsuki
    So, how's Shinshi-san today?
[18:27] Isojima
    Taking the day off.
    Maybe it's family meeting time.
[18:31] Saito
    I wonder if they'll really get divorced.
[18:33] Komiya
    He seemed so happy, and his kid is adorable.
[18:37] Komiya
    I would never have expected a divorce.
[18:39] Saito
    His wife didn't have to bring it up
    around their anniversary.
[18:43] Isojima
    I'll say.
[18:44] George
    His wife might have been
    putting up with a lot.
[18:48] George
    Maybe Shinshi-kun wasn't able
    to see beyond his own happiness.
[18:54] George
    Being married sure isn't easy.
[18:56] George
    Sometimes 100% happiness for one partner
[19:00] George
    means a lifetime of toil for the other.
[19:06] Gonda
    Think something happened
    in George-san's past?
[19:08] Saito
    He was uncommonly fired up
    about this whole thing.
[19:11] Isojima
    But it's true that sometimes
    men aren't very considerate.
[19:14] Isojima
    Presents are nice and all,
    but do some of the chores.
[19:17] Kitagawa
    That happens. They tend to
    only want to do big things
[19:20] Kitagawa
    with no thought about our circumstances.
[19:23] Isojima
    Is it like that for you too, Kurokawa-san?
[19:25] Kurokawa
    Huh? W-Well, I guess?
[19:28] Itsuki
    Hey now, it's turning into
    it being all the men's fault.
[19:31] Itsuki
    I don't understand guys who're still
    married after being told that stuff.
[19:35] Itsuki
    I'll pass on that.
[19:36] Itsuki
    Right, Gonda?
[19:38] Gonda
    No! I'm jealous of Shinshi-san!
[19:41] Gonda
    He's a lucky guy!
[19:43] Itsuki
    In what way?
[19:44] Gonda
    You can only get divorced if you're married.
[19:46] Gonda
    Talking about divorce sounds like bragging
    when I can't even get married.
[19:50] Itsuki
    What kind of thinking is that?
[19:53] Itsuki
    You should be careful too, Ohara-san.
[19:55] Gonda
    Hey! He only just decided to get married!
[19:58] Gonda
    Don't jinx him.
[20:01] Takuya
    I'm going to go get some tape.
[20:03] Saito
    Okay.
[20:05] Takuya
    I'm not sure I get it anymore.
[20:08] Takuya
    Even Shinshi-san has trouble, and
    he's always kind and respectable.
[20:13] (Flashback) Shinshi
    Put me back into my normal life!
[20:18] Takuya
    What the hell is marriage?
[20:21] Takuya
    What the hell is a normal life?
[20:28] Rika
    Oh, thank you.
[20:33] Takuya
    H-Hi.
[20:34] Rika
    Thank you.
[20:37] Takuya
    Honjoji-san is still distant today.
[20:41] Takuya
    Uh, what is this?
[20:44] Rika
    A canoe. I made it.
[20:46] Takuya
    A canoe?
[20:47] Rika
    For use in the display.
[20:57] Rika
    I hope Shinshi-san doesn't
    have to get divorced.
[21:01] Rika
    Hideo-kun wants his parents to get along.
[21:06] Takuya
    Oh, is she talking to me?
[21:08] Takuya
    H-How should I respond? Um, um...
[21:12] Takuya
    I feel like I'll mess up no matter what
    I say, so I'm too scared to speak.
[21:19] Rika
    Thank you.
[21:21] Takuya
    S-Sure.
[21:23] Takuya
    Sort of feels like everything's
    back to square one.
[21:38] Rika
    I'm not sure how to
    talk to Ohara-kun anymore.
[21:43] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Rika-san, as of today
    it's going to be just you and me.
[21:48] Rika
    Switch off.
[21:51] Rika
    Switch it off.
[21:54] Nao
    Hey! Rika-san?!
[21:57] Nao
    It is you!
[21:59] Nao
    Rika-san, I need help!
[22:02] Nao
    It's me, Miyama Nao!
[22:04] Nao
    From Aso!

7 - Can I Come Over to Your Place?

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[00:01] Nao
    Thank goodness I found someone I know!
[00:05] Rika
    Y-You're...
[00:08] Nao
    I moved to Tokyo today,
    but I can't find where I live!
[00:13] Nao
    The streets are too complicated!
[00:16] Rika
    Yes, Tokyo's streets are challenging.
[00:19] Rika
    Do you know the address?
[00:22] Nao
    This is it!
[00:24] Rika
    Sumida, Hikifune, 2-1...
[00:28] Rika
    Huh?!
[00:30] Nao
    What?! My apartment is in the
    building next door to yours?!
[00:36] Rika
    So it seems.
[00:38] Nao
    Wow!
[00:39] Nao
    Rika-san, what a nice building you live in!
[00:42] Rika
    It's average.
[00:43] Nao
    Thank you, you saved me!
[00:47] Rika
    No problem.
[00:48] Nao
    This is the workshop where I work.
[00:51] Nao
    Please come by, if you like.
[00:53] Rika
    Right.
SIGN    A Hands-On Glass School
SIGN    Comet Glass Studio
SIGN    Sumida, Tokyo
[00:56] Rika
    Comet Glass Studio...
SIGN    Can I Come Over to Your Place?
[02:34] Rika
    She was so cheerful.
[02:37] Takuya
    So...
[02:39] Takuya
    I've got to go do some out-of-office work.
[02:41] Rika
    Oh yeah.
[02:42] Rika
    Maybe I should tell Ohara-kun
    I ran into Miyama-san.
[02:46] Rika
    Or not.
[02:48] Rika
    I'm sure he knows by now anyway.
SIGN    A Hands-On Glass School
SIGN    Comet Glass Studio
SIGN    Sumida, Tokyo
[03:07] Rika
    A glassmaker, huh?
[03:17] Rika
    I wonder what kind of person Miyama-san is.
SIGN    Comet
[03:30] Rika
    Oh, so this place is a glass workshop.
[03:43] Nao
    Master!
[03:44] Nao
    Here goes.
[03:57] Hoshi
    Pick up the pace.
[03:58] Nao
    R-Right.
[05:08] Nao
    Yeah!
[05:14] Hoshi
    Still not good enough.
[05:16] Nao
    Awww!
[05:18] Rika
    Talk about tense.
SIGN    Comet
[05:23] Nao
    Rika-san!
[05:25] Nao
    You stopped by!
[05:27] Nao
    You should've said hi!
[05:30] Rika
    Oh, um. I thought it would distract you.
[05:33] Nao
    Not at all!
[05:35] Nao
    Oh, I know. Want to have
    a drinking party later on?
[05:39] Rika
    Drinking party? No, I—
[05:41] Nao
    Listen, can we do it at your place?
[05:45] Nao
    Let's drink up together!
[05:47] Rika
    My place? I've never had anyone over.
[05:50] Nao
    I've been wanting to talk with you.
[05:54] Nao
    Oh! I'll bring some Kumamoto goodies with me!
[05:57] Rika
    Uh, no...
[05:58] Nao
    Please!
[06:00] Nao
    I've never been in a big city
    like this! I'm so anxious!
[06:06] Rika
    Well, as long as I have time to clean first.
[06:11] Nao
    Yay!
[06:13] Nao
    I'll bring some mustard lotus root.
[06:18] Nao
    Cheers!
[06:23] Nao
    Good stuff!
[06:24] Rika
    Such power...
[06:28] Nao
    So, this is your apartment, huh?
[06:31] Rika
    I've never let anyone into my apartment.
[06:33] Nao
    Wow!
[06:34] Rika
    It feels so unusual.
[06:35] Nao
    Look at all the stones!
[06:36] Nao
    Do you remember how I said
    I'd like you to be my friend?
[06:41] Nao
    And then I run into you the day
    I move to Tokyo! Talk about fate!
[06:45] Nao
    Let's party hard today!
[06:49] Rika
    So much beer.
[06:51] Rika
    Is this the Kyushu way?!
[06:52] Nao
    I made these beer glasses.
[06:56] Rika
    That's impressive.
[06:58] Rika
    They're curious colors, sort of blue and green.
[07:01] Nao
    You get it, huh?
[07:03] Nao
    There's stone blended into this.
[07:06] Rika
    Stone?
[07:08] Nao
    That's right. Stones from Aso.
[07:14] Nao
    When I was young, I spent nearly all
    my playtime at mountains and rivers.
[07:19] Nao
    There was nowhere else to play,
[07:22] Nao
    and I was fearless.
[07:24] Nao
    I'd see how far upstream
    I could follow a brook.
[07:29] Nao
    And that was the only way you could
    get to this one swimming hole.
[07:42] Nao
    It was my little hideout.
[07:44] Nao
    I used to spend lots of time there
    after school let out.
[07:48] Rika
    That sounds nice.
[07:50] Rika
    Sounds like the kind of place
    Totoro might show up.
[07:54] Nao
    For reals!
[07:56] Nao
    But it was grey herons
    that showed up, not Totoro.
[08:01] Nao
    You hear all sorts of sounds
    when you're there.
[08:05] Nao
    The water in the river, birds calling.
[08:07] Nao
    The leaves swaying on the trees.
[08:11] Nao
    My glass uses stones from
    that mountain stream.
[08:15] Rika
    Is that so? It really is pretty.
[08:18] Nao
    I still have a long way to go.
[08:21] Nao
    The glass won't do what I want it to.
[08:24] Nao
    My witch of a teacher is always mad.
[08:27] Nao
    I have no idea which way to go.
SIGN    Bic Ice
[08:30] Nao
    It's been nothing but frustration since day one.
[08:34] Nao
    But what can ya do!
[08:36] Nao
    I'm here for training, 'cause I suck!
[08:40] Rika
    She really is a cheerful girl.
[08:43] Rika
    And very cute, as I noticed in Aso.
[08:46] Nao
    Did anythin' irritate you today, Rika-san?
[08:50] Nao
    Does anythin' ever get under your skin?
[08:54] Rika
    U-Um...
[08:57] Rika
    A corner of a map I bought
    yesterday was folded.
[09:01] Rika
    There's that.
[09:02] Nao
    That's all?
[09:04] Rika
    I try not to dwell on things too much.
[09:06] Nao
    That's very grown-up of you!
[09:10] Rika
    Also, that bookstore doesn't have
    many maps in stock in the first place.
[09:15] Rika
    I'm not saying they have
    to be in love with them, but...
[09:20] Rika
    Also, the travel show I enjoy came to an end.
[09:24] Rika
    Because of a cast member's scandal.
[09:26] Rika
    It's just horrible.
[09:29] Rika
    Also, when I take a walk, there's
    this dog that always accosts me.
[09:34] Rika
    It's so scary.
[09:35] Rika
    Also...
[09:37] Nao
    Now you're on a roll!
[09:41] Nao
    Oh, that reminds me.
[09:42] Nao
    You and Taku-chan ain't gettin' married.
[09:46] Nao
    His family told me.
[09:49] Nao
    They said "Taku-chan and Rika-san
    got 'em a phony marriage plan."
[09:53] Rika
    That's right. The two of us
    are just co-conspirators.
SIGN    Natural Water
[09:57] Nao
    There's really nothin' between you, then?
[10:00] Rika
    That's what I'd like to know!
[10:03] Rika
    I'd like Ohara-kun to be clear about things.
[10:09] Nao
    Rika-san?
[10:13] Rika
    He says things that are vaguely suggestive.
[10:17] Rika
    Yet I had no idea he was
    so close to someone so cute.
[10:21] Rika
    I don't understand human emotion at all.
[10:25] Rika
    Because I've never been close to anyone.
[10:28] Rika
    If there's nothing there,
    I'd like him to come out and say so.
[10:38] Rika
    For starters, are you and Ohara-kun really...
[10:44] Rika
    Wh-What am I trying to say?
[10:50] Rika
    The marriage is a fake plan anyway.
[10:52] Rika
    We're not even in a relationship.
[10:54] Rika
    Me, a coworker, asking Miyama-san
[10:57] Rika
    if she and Ohara-kun are really
    just childhood friends, would be...
[11:02] Nao
    Rika-san? Rika-san?
[11:08] Rika
    Oh, nothing.
[11:12] Rika
    Has Ohara-kun always been so vague?
[11:18] Nao
    Heavens, no.
[11:20] Nao
    One time, Taku-chan came to
    that secret spot I told you about.
[11:26] Nao
    We got so wrapped up in playin' that day,
[11:29] Nao
    it was dark out before we knew it.
[11:32] Nao
    I couldn't tell how to get back home,
    and I was set to start cryin'.
[11:39] Nao
    That's when Taku-chan
    showed me a lightnin' bug.
[11:44] Nao
    It perked me up.
[11:55] Nao
    Thanks to him, we made it
    back home safe and sound.
[12:00] Nao
    My parents were awful mad after that,
[12:04] Nao
    but Taku-chan stood up for me.
[12:08] Rika
    Oh yeah?
[12:09] Rika
    It's quite hard to imagine that
    from Ohara-kun today.
[12:14] Rika
    Whatever, I guess it doesn't matter.
[12:18] Nao
    Oh, in that case...
[12:22] Nao
    Let's ask him point blank
    about what you were saying!
[12:25] Rika
    Huh?
[12:26] Nao
    You want him to be clear
    about things, don'tcha?
[12:29] Nao
    Sure you do!
[12:30] Nao
    Best to ask him about it then.
[12:35] Nao
    Hello, this is Nao. Is this Taku-chan?
[12:39] Rika
    What?!
[12:40] Nao
    Bet you're surprised, huh?
[12:43] Nao
    I'm at Rika's place, drinkin' with her.
[12:46] Nao
    Huh? Didn't I tell ya I was comin' to Tokyo?!
[12:50] Nao
    Taku-chan, get over here right now!
[12:54] Nao
    Rika-san's got a bone to pick with you!
[12:57] Nao
    Get here at light speed, got it?
[12:59] Rika
    U-Uh...
[13:00] Nao
    Huh? The address?
[13:02] Nao
    Figure it out yourself.
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    Mute
SIGN    Contacts
SIGN    Keypad
SIGN    Add
[13:03] Nao
    Rika-hyan, Taku-chan's coming over!
[13:07] Rika
    It's too sudden!
[13:09] Rika
    M-Miyama-san?!
[13:14] Rika
    Please wake up.
[13:15] Rika
    You called Ohara-kun, didn't you?!
[13:21] Rika
    Ohara-kun's coming over, then.
[13:46] Takuya
    What's going on?
[13:51] Takuya
    U-Um, it's me, Ohara.
[13:54] Takuya
    I got some strange phone ca—
[13:55] Rika
    Hello...
[13:57] Rika
    I've been waiting for you, Ohara-kun.
[14:00] Takuya
    Something's clearly off here.
[14:03] Takuya
    Is Honjoji-san drunk?
[14:08] Takuya
    Nao?!
[14:10] Takuya
    Hey Nao, wake up!
[14:11] Takuya
    What're you doing?!
[14:13] Takuya
    Come on, wake up!
[14:15] Rika
    Leave her be! She's sleeping.
[14:18] Takuya
    Okay.
[14:19] Rika
    Please have a seat.
    I have something to ask you.
[14:24] Takuya
    S-Sure. What is it?
[14:28] Rika
    That night in Aso, what
    were you going to say to me?
[14:34] Takuya
    What are you talking about?
[14:35] Rika
    You don't remember?!
[14:37] Rika
    You know, that sentence you didn't finish.
[14:40] (Flashback) Takuya
    Uh, that's why I'm...
[14:44] (Flashback) Takuya
    I'm glad you—
[14:46] Takuya
    Oh, that's right.
[14:49] Rika
    Can you remember the words?!
[14:51] Takuya
    U-Um...
[14:57] Takuya
    Oh.
[14:58] Takuya
    It was "I'm glad you and I
    got to take a walk."
[15:03] Rika
    That's all?
[15:04] Takuya
    Yes.
[15:10] Rika
    I'm a fool.
[15:12] Rika
    I imagined all sorts of things.
[15:15] Rika
    Things I wanted it to be.
[15:18] Takuya
    Um, have you been mad
    recently because of me?
[15:23] Rika
    I wouldn't say I'm mad.
[15:25] Takuya
    Sorry, I'm not very good at conversation.
[15:30] Takuya
    I always thought I couldn't wait to grow up.
[15:35] Takuya
    When I was little,
[15:37] Takuya
    I thought I'd get good at doing
    all sorts of things when I was older.
[15:42] Takuya
    But the further I get into adulthood,
    the less sense the world seems to make.
[15:47] Rika
    That's right.
[15:49] Rika
    I don't understand human emotions.
[15:52] Rika
    It's the same as with my parents.
[15:56] Rika
    Something I thought was glowing with light
[15:59] Rika
    suddenly goes completely dark.
[16:02] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Rika-san, as of today
    it's going to be just you and me.
[16:10] Rika
    I didn't want Hideo-kun
    to go through the same thing.
[16:14] Rika
    Not that there's anything
    I can do regarding that.
[16:19] Rika
    That's why I have them turned off.
[16:21] Rika
    If I turn off my own feelings,
    I won't be let down.
[16:28] Rika
    And yet I can't seem to!
[16:30] Rika
    It's your fault, Ohara-kun!
    Why must it be this way?!
[16:35] Rika
    You say strange, wishy-washy things,
    so they won't turn off.
[16:40] Rika
    They won't turn off at all.
[16:42] Rika
    You and I are just co-conspirators!
[16:44] Rika
    Isn't that right? Be clear about this!
[16:47] Rika
    I want to switch it off!
[16:50] Rika
    What do you want to do?!
[17:10] Takuya
    I...
[17:16] Takuya
    I want to go out with you.
[17:20] Takuya
    Please be my girlfriend.
[17:28] Rika
    H—
[17:30] Rika
    Hngahh!
[17:36] Rika
    Wh-What just happened?
[17:39] Rika
    Things just went totally bonkers.
[17:41] Rika
    A-A-All I wanted to do was complain a little!
[17:45] Rika
    And suddenly, he's talking about dating!
[17:47] Rika
    I-I-I can't! I could never!
[17:49] Takuya
    I opened my mouth and insanity came out!
[17:52] Takuya
    She already hates me these days,
    so why'd I go and say that?!
[17:55] Takuya
    Now this whole plan is dead in the water.
[17:57] Takuya
    And I still have to sit across
    from her at work from now on!
[18:01] Takuya
    This is horrible!
[18:02] Rika
    No, there's no way anything
    like this could happen.
[18:04] Rika
    This is a hallucination.
[18:05] Rika
    It's a beer-induced dream.
[18:08] Takuya
    This has gotten incredibly embarrassing.
[18:10] Takuya
    Maybe I can pretend I never said it.
[18:13] Takuya
    I could say it's all a joke.
[18:17] Takuya/Rika
    I guess that's being unrealistic.
[18:20] Takuya
    It's not like I can take it back.
[18:22] Rika
    No getting around it, this is reality.
[18:29] Takuya
    U-Uh oh. Honjoji-san is angry.
[18:32] Takuya
    Lethally so.
[18:34] Rika
    Why does he want to go out
    with the likes of me?
[18:37] Rika
    I have no idea.
[18:39] Rika
    I have such limited experience
    with things like love and dating.
[18:44] Rika
    I can't imagine what it would be like.
[18:47] Rika
    Love and I...
[18:53] (Flashback) boy
    Honjoji.
[18:54] (Flashback) boy
    What're you looking at?
[18:56] (Flashback) grade-school Rika
    Kokura.
[18:57] (Flashback) boy
    Can I look too?
[18:59] (Flashback) grade-school Rika
    Sure.
[19:06] (Flashback) boy
    I'm gonna play outside. Bye-bye.
[19:09] (Flashback) grade-school Rika
    Bye-bye.
[19:12] (Flashback) male student library assistant
    Honjoji-san, did you finish
    the library assistant newsletter?
[19:16] (Flashback) junior-high Rika
    Yes.
SIGN    High-Quality Maps
[19:21] Rika
    Ugh.
[19:23] Rika
    No matter how much I look over my own life,
[19:25] Rika
    I can't find any real
    mixed-gender conversations.
[19:28] Rika
    And they only got scarcer as time went on.
[19:31] Rika
    I was okay with that.
[19:33] Rika
    I mean, I'm human, so it's not like
    I've never imagined love at all.
[19:39] Rika
    But for it to suddenly appear now,
    so huge and out in the open...
[19:44] Rika
    It isn't something I can handle!
[19:50] Rika
    Ohara-kun, I truly am a boring person.
[19:55] Rika
    I'm sure being with me would disappoint you.
[19:57] Takuya
    Come on, how long will she stay silent?!
[20:00] Takuya
    What is she waiting for?
[20:02] Takuya
    Honjoji-san hasn't budged in ten minutes.
[20:05] Takuya
    Why isn't she responding?
[20:08] Takuya
    Is she just going to ignore what I said?
[20:11] Takuya
    This has to be a no.
[20:14] Rika
    I just can't do it. I'm too scared.
[20:17] Takuya
    What if she actually already
    has a boyfriend or something?
[20:20] Takuya
    I didn't think of that possibility.
[20:23] Rika
    Maybe Miyama-san will wake up.
[20:25] Rika
    Isn't there some way out of this?
[20:27] Rika
    I can't stand the tension!
[20:29] Takuya
    Wake up, Nao!
    That can be my excuse to leave!
[20:33] Takuya
    I can't stand the tension!
[20:34] Rika
    But is that a good idea?
    Is that really what I want?
[20:39] Rika
    He looked so seriously at me
    when he uttered those words.
[20:44] Rika
    I may never experience
    anything like this moment again.
[20:49] Rika
    Yet here I am, drunk as a skunk.
    Talk about irresponsible.
[20:55] Rika
    I suppose it's how I've let all
    sorts of opportunities pass me by.
[21:01] (Flashback) boy
    I'm gonna play outside. Bye-bye.
[21:03] (Flashback) grade-school Rika
    Bye-bye.
[21:05] Rika
    I've got to say something. Something.
[21:08] Rika
    It can't end with me just saying nothing.
[21:11] Rika
    Um, um...
[21:13] Rika
    What do I say?!
[21:15] Rika
    Just say something! Anything!
[21:18] Takuya
    Please! Say something!
[21:21] Takuya
    How long has she left me hanging?!
[21:24] Takuya
    I'm at my limit.
[21:25] Takuya
    If it's "no," then just say it!
[21:29] Takuya
    Say something, I'm begging you!
[21:44] Nao
    I couldn't eat another bite.
[22:03] Takuya
    Now I've really done it.

8 - Are Declarations of Love Genuine?

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SIGN    Are Declarations of Love Genuine?
SIGN    Snooze
SIGN    Alarm
[01:48] Rika
    Morning...
[01:55] (Flashback) Takuya
    Please be my girlfriend.
[01:59] Rika
    I'm sober now, and it's as vivid as ever.
[02:04] Rika
    I've got to go to work.
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
[02:12] Rika
    Ow!
SIGN    Ache
[02:13] Rika
    Ow, ow!
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
[02:16] Rika
    Ow, ow!
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
[02:21] Rika
    Ow, ow...
SIGN    Ache
SIGN    Ache
[02:22] Rika
    Ow, ow, ow...
[02:24] Rika
    What's going on? I'm sore all over.
[02:28] Rika
    Ow.
SIGN    Ow
[02:32] Rika
    Ow, ow.
SIGN    Ow, ow
[02:35] Rika
    Ow, ow, ow!
[02:37] Rika
    Is this from all that tension yesterday?
[02:41] Rika
    I'm the woman whose muscles ache
    when she gets asked out.
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[02:47] Rika
    It's pathetic enough to make you cry.
[02:53] Rika
    I wonder what Ohara-kun thought.
[02:58] Rika
    Looks like he's off today.
[03:00] Rika
    What a relief.
[03:02] Nonoyama
    Good morning, Komiya-san.
[03:05] Komiya
    Good morning. Sure is hot.
[03:09] Nonoyama
    Whoa, look.
[03:12] Komiya
    Shinshi-san?!
[03:14] Isojima
    H-He dyed his hair blond?!
[03:16] Komiya
    What possessed him to do that?
[03:21] Rika
    I can't let things stay like this.
SIGN    Ohara-kun
SIGN    Voice call
[03:48] Takuya
    I keep asking myself why I went and did that.
[03:54] Takuya
    I want to do yesterday over again.
[03:57] Takuya
    I bet I could reload if this was a game.
[04:05] Takuya
    S-Stop that, Kama.
[04:09] Takuya
    It must be because I haven't
    spent enough time around women.
[04:14] Takuya
    I lost my mind.
[04:17] Takuya
    Sounds like a junior-high excuse, though.
[04:20] Takuya
    No, wait.
[04:22] Takuya
    It could be Honjoji-san was
    planning to give me an answer.
[04:26] Takuya
    Yeah, she's a quiet person. Thirty minutes
    of silence might be business as usual!
[04:31] Takuya
    Did I leave too soon?
[04:34] Takuya
    No, there's no way.
[04:35] Takuya
    This is me trying to twist things around.
[04:39] Takuya
    Wh-Who's there?!
[04:41] Rika
    Ohara-kun, I'm sorry about last night!
[04:44] Rika
    I'd like to go out with you!
[04:46] Takuya
    No, no! That's not going to happen!
[04:49] Takuya
    Who is it?
[04:51] Gonda
    Hi there, Ohara-san!
[04:57] Takuya
    Gonda... What do you want?
[05:00] Gonda
    Sorry to bug you on your day off.
[05:03] Gonda
    I need to talk with you
    about something, Master.
[05:04] Takuya
    Gonda.
[05:05] Takuya
    Give up on Komiya-san.
[05:07] Takuya
    Office romances are a terrible idea.
[05:09] Gonda
    Master, you're not doing so hot.
[05:11] Takuya
    I told you, I'm not your master.
[05:14] Takuya
    I don't understand romance or women at all.
[05:17] Takuya
    I'm the one who needs some coaching!
[05:20] Gonda
    It's not about Komiya-chan today.
[05:24] Gonda
    It's about an app!
[05:26] Takuya
    An app?
[05:27] Gonda
    Right, a dating app!
[05:28] Gonda
    I've gotten into this lately!
[05:31] Gonda
    At first I thought these things
    were worthless junk.
SIGN    Age 22 Chiba
SIGN    Age 20 Chiba
SIGN    Age 26 Saitama
SIGN    Age 19 Tokyo
[05:34] Gonda
    But, oh, the encounters you can have!
[05:36] Gonda
    A woman's heart? I know all about that now!
[05:40] Gonda
    I know all about it!
[05:42] Gonda
    All about it! All about it!
[05:44] Takuya
    Y-You serious?
[05:46] Gonda
    What? You doubt me?
[05:48] Gonda
    Want to join me, then, Master?
[05:51] Gonda
    Today, I'm meeting up with someone
    from the app. You should come along!
[05:56] Gonda
    I do know all about it, but I'm a little
    insecure about meeting up with a woman.
[06:03] Takuya
    Huh?
[06:06] Takuya
    What?!
[06:08] Takuya
    G-Gonda, that's you?!
[06:11] Gonda
    Nice pic, huh?
[06:13] Gonda
    I've spent sixty thousand on this dating app!
[06:15] Takuya
    Sixty thousand?!
[06:16] Takuya
    These apps cost that much?
[06:18] Gonda
    That's a typical amount.
[06:21] Gonda
    Everyone's going all-in on apps right now,
    so it costs that much to get in the door!
[06:26] Gonda
    Everyone at work who got married
    recently got started with an app.
[06:30] Gonda
    Like Yoshimura-san at the
    head office and Imai-san!
[06:33] Takuya
    Oh, they did?
[06:34] Gonda
    Yes, they just don't mention it.
[06:37] Gonda
    I think it'd be fine if they did, though.
[06:39] Gonda
    So many people use them.
[06:40] Gonda
    The era of drinking parties
    and mixers is behind us.
[06:44] Takuya
    Oh yeah?
[06:46] Takuya
    Oh, but don't you have your
    sights set on Komiya-san?
[06:49] Gonda
    You bet.
[06:51] Gonda
    But that's like a dream.
[06:53] Gonda
    I'm not getting any closer to being with her,
    but I'm getting older all the time.
[06:59] Gonda
    The one and only asset I have is youth!
[07:03] Gonda
    I don't look like much,
    and I don't get paid much.
[07:06] Gonda
    No one's eager to marry a guy like me.
[07:10] Gonda
    I want to find a companion
    while I'm young at least.
[07:13] Takuya
    So, why am I here with you?
[07:16] Gonda
    Because, Master, I'm in a bad slump.
[07:20] Gonda
    At first I tried contacting cutie after cutie,
    but they didn't give me the time of day.
[07:25] Gonda
    Then, when I tried sticking
    to my own league...
SIGN    ¥5
[07:29] (Flashback) gloomy woman
    I can see spirits. It's true.
[07:32] Gonda
    Almost all of those women were kinda scary.
[07:36] Gonda
    I've lost all my confidence.
[07:38] Takuya
    What happened to all that energy you had?
[07:40] Gonda
    Here's where I'm at now.
SIGN    Say what
[07:45] Takuya
    You're wearing that on a date?
[07:46] Gonda
    Oh, it's not a date today.
SIGN    Say what you will
[07:49] Gonda
    This is a happi coat for an idol
    group called Ambitious Seven.
[07:53] Gonda
    I'm a huge fan.
[07:55] Gonda
    There are communities on the dating app.
[07:57] Gonda
    I met this oddball girl who's an Am7 fan,
SIGN    Communities
SIGN    Community List
SIGN    Display
SIGN    Western music
SIGN    Idols
SIGN    Anime
SIGN    Comedy
SIGN    What the heck?
[08:00] Gonda
    and we ended up geeking out over them.
[08:02] Gonda
    Then we decided to do an offline Am7 thing,
[08:05] Gonda
    and this happi coat is so she'll recognize me.
[08:07] Takuya
    That's something you do on a dating app?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 35 0 35
SIGN    Age 28 Tokyo
     I adore Mikki from Am7.
     I'm looking for someone
    who'll talk with me about her.
[08:10] Gonda
    She's older than me, and sometimes
    idol otaku can be unhinged.
[08:15] Gonda
    Master, if she seems dangerous,
    get me out of there.
[08:19] Takuya
    That's what I'm doing here?!
SIGN    Mikki
SIGN    Ambitious
    Seven
SIGN    Ambitious
    Seven
[08:28] Takuya
    That's what modern romance looks like?
[08:32] Takuya
    Well, I'm no different from Gonda.
[08:35] Takuya
    My salary's low, and I'm not attractive.
[08:38] Takuya
    And youth won't last forever.
[08:41] Takuya
    I'm not the sort one wants to marry.
[08:52] Kaori
    Come on, let's go!
SIGN    Mikki fan
[08:55] Kaori
    I've got something to say!
SIGN    Mikki fan
[08:57] Kaori
    Mikki sure is the cutest!
[09:01] Gonda
    I finally found you, Princess!
[09:03] both
    Mikki! Mikki!
[09:05] both
    10^40! 10^44! 10^48! 10^52!
[09:07] both
    10^56! 10^60! 10^64! 10^68!
[09:12] both
    Mikki's so cute!
SIGN    Pardon my sauce
[09:15] Gonda
    Kaori!
[09:17] Kaori
    Gon-chan?!
[09:19] Kaori
    Anyone who can keep up
    with the Mikki Mix on demand
[09:23] Kaori
    is one cringey Mikki fan.
[09:26] Kaori
    Well, that's how it goes.
[09:27] Kaori
    Am7 Mikki fans are weirdos.
[09:30] Gonda
    Kaori!
[09:31] Gonda
    You don't look anything
    like your profile image!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 40 0 40
SIGN    Age 28 Tokyo
     I adore Mikki from Am7.
     I'm looking for someone
    who'll talk with me about her.
[09:34] Kaori
    Oh, that?
[09:36] Kaori
    Apps can be scary and all.
[09:39] Kaori
    You can't go revealing everything up front.
[09:42] Kaori
    But I couldn't help wanting to
    talk Am7 with you, so here I am.
[09:49] Gonda
    Th-Thank you for that.
[09:52] Kaori
    Aw, stop talking like that.
[09:54] Kaori
    Just talk like you do in the community.
[09:56] Kaori
    We already know each other's true nature.
[09:58] Gonda
    Th-That's true.
[10:02] Takuya
    I'm going home.
SIGN    Ambitious Seven
[10:04] Gonda
    Wow, these outfits!
[10:06] Kaori
    This takes me back! Let's get photos!
[10:09] Kaori
    I love how Mikki's the only one with a ribbon!
[10:11] Kaori
    So cute!
[10:12] Gonda
    She didn't have this ribbon at first.
[10:14] Kaori
    No way, she always had it.
[10:16] Gonda
    Nope, she added it later.
[10:19] Gonda
    I saw all their live shows from
    that era, so I know all about it.
[10:23] Gonda
    You didn't see them all, did you?
[10:26] Kaori
    But I had to work!
[10:28] Gonda
    Now you see I'm the bigger fan?
[10:30] Kaori
    Don't let it go to your head, Gon.
[10:30] idols
    One! Ten! Hundred! Thousand! Ten thousand!
[10:33] idols
    10^8! 10^12! 10^16! 10^20!
[10:36] idols
    10^24! 10^28! 10^32! 10^36!
[10:39] idols
    10^40! 10^44! 10^48! 10^52!
[10:42] idols
    10^56! 10^60! 10^64! 10^68!
[10:46] idols
    Mikki's so cute!
[10:51] Kaori
    What, it's this late already?
[10:54] Kaori
    Wow, we were talking forever.
[10:57] Gonda
    It's kinda like being back in school.
[11:00] Kaori
    But I've got somewhere to go
    after this. Sorry.
[11:04] Gonda
    Oh, okay. That's cool.
[11:07] Gonda
    Maybe if you have time again...
[11:08] Kaori
    Hey, Gon-chan.
[11:10] Kaori
    Let's talk over the phone tonight.
[11:11] Gonda
    Huh?!
[11:12] Kaori
    I want to talk more with you about Am7.
[11:16] Gonda
    Okay, sure.
[11:17] Kaori
    Really? Okay, I'll give you my number.
[11:19] Gonda
    It's okay if I call?
[11:21] Kaori
    It's fine. I've got time starting
    at about 10 PM every night.
[11:25] Kaori
    Oh wait, I never paid for the karaoke.
[11:27] Gonda
    Don't worry about it.
[11:29] Kaori
    No, I insist.
[11:31] Kaori
    Apps are amazing.
    I've never had this much fun.
[11:35] Kaori
    Talk to you tonight.
[11:40] Gonda
    Totally. Apps are amazing.
[11:45] idol
    Thanks for coming to our show!
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[12:07] Takuya
    Looks like Honjoji-san's off today.
[12:09] Gonda
    Master, get a load of this.
[12:11] Gonda
    I talked with Kaori
    on the phone again yesterday.
[12:14] Gonda
    That's three days in a row!
[12:15] Gonda
    We talk so much together!
[12:18] Gonda
    It feels like we've been friends for years!
[12:20] Gonda
    Never would have happened
    if we'd met normally!
[12:22] Gonda
    Apps are the best!
[12:24] Takuya
    Good for you.
[12:27] Takuya
    Suddenly, Gonda's got a fulfilling life?
[12:33] Gonda
    Master.
[12:35] Gonda
    I'm going to do it. I've decided!
[12:39] Gonda
    I'm going to marry Kaori!
[12:45] Takuya
    Huh?
[12:57] Gonda
    I'm going to marry Kaori!
SIGN    Bar and Grill Tonton
[13:00] Gonda
    What do you think, Master?
[13:02] Takuya
    I'm not sure how to answer.
[13:05] Takuya
    Why are we hanging out so much?
[13:08] Takuya
    Don't you think you're a little hasty?
[13:10] Takuya
    You still don't know what
    kind of person she is.
[13:12] Gonda
    Oh yes, I do!
[13:15] Takuya
    I want to tell him not to rush into this.
[13:17] Takuya
    But I rushed into it myself,
    so what right do I have?
[13:20] Gonda
    Marry me, Kaori!
[13:24] Gonda
    Maybe I should be less direct than that.
[13:27] Takuya
    I'm not really sure, but wow, that energy.
[13:34] Takuya
    Hey, Gonda.
[13:35] Takuya
    Why do you want to get married so badly?
SIGN    Mengyomen Ramen
SIGN    Open
[13:41] Gonda
    Is it weird to want to get married?
[13:43] Takuya
    Well, not many people around me do.
[13:48] Gonda
    You know, I was poor when I was a kid.
[13:52] Gonda
    Oh, please don't tell Keisuke-san about this.
[13:55] Gonda
    He'll turn anything into a joke.
[13:57] Takuya
    S-Sure.
[14:00] Gonda
    My father was a little problematic.
[14:02] Gonda
    He was in loads of debt, and
    all my parents did was fight.
[14:06] Gonda
    My big brother and I were close, though.
[14:08] Gonda
    I don't have many good childhood memories.
SIGN    Full-Color Field Guide
    to Japanese Fungi
[14:13] Gonda
    I ate lots of ramen and such
    back then, and now I love it.
[14:17] Takuya
    You eat too much.
[14:18] Gonda
    I was a big dummy who was no good at school,
[14:21] Gonda
    but thankfully I managed to land a job.
[14:24] Gonda
    My brother works for the government.
[14:27] Gonda
    Not bad, huh?
[14:30] Gonda
    I guess that's why I yearn for
    a proper home life or something.
[14:35] Gonda
    It doesn't have to be anything special,
[14:37] Gonda
    but I want to marry someone I love,
    be blessed with some cute kids,
[14:41] Gonda
    and enjoy life.
[14:44] Gonda
    I have a feeling I could do that with Kaori.
[14:48] Gonda
    Having kids would be great.
    I'd be such a loving father.
[14:53] Takuya
    You have some romantic ideas,
    which surprises me.
[14:57] Gonda
    I said it because it's you, Master!
[14:59] Gonda
    It must sound gross, coming
    from a guy who looks like me.
[15:02] Gonda
    Yeah, I could never hope to...
[15:03] Takuya
    Give it a shot, Gonda.
[15:06] Takuya
    I've got your back.
[15:07] Gonda
    Oh yeah, you bet.
[15:09] Gonda
    I'm gonna do it.
[15:14] Kaori
    Gon-chan, what's up?
[15:16] Gonda
    Kaori, could we meet up now?
[15:19] Kaori
    Tonight? Sorry, weekdays are no good for me.
[15:23] Gonda
    Please! The sooner the better.
[15:26] Kaori
    Well, okay, if it's quick.
[15:31] Kaori
    Thanks for waiting, Gon-chan.
[15:34] Kaori
    What's wrong?
[15:37] Gonda
    Kaori, let's date and eventually get married!
[15:51] Kaori
    Do you mean that?
[15:54] Gonda
    Of course I do! Of course.
[16:05] Kaori
    Gon-chan, come with me.
[16:29] teacher
    Oh, Ema-san. Hello.
[16:31] Kaori
    Sorry I'm a little late.
[16:34] teacher
    Mok-kun, look who's here for you.
SIGN    Tokyo Certified
    Day Care
SIGN    Takenoko Kids
SIGN    Certified Day Care
[17:01] Kaori
    Working while raising a child isn't easy.
[17:06] Kaori
    Gon-chan, you still mean it?
[17:09] Kaori
    Because I'm a single mother.
[17:20] Kaori
    It's okay, don't force yourself.
[17:24] Kaori
    See ya, Gon-chan.
SIGN    Deep Sea Bar
[17:33] Takuya
    Single mother?
[17:35] Gonda
    It doesn't bother me at all.
[17:38] Gonda
    I-I might have panicked for a moment, though.
[17:41] Takuya
    So, what'll you do?
[17:45] Gonda
    What'll I do? Well...
[17:56] Gonda
    I've got to talk to Kaori again.
SIGN    Bank
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 50 0 50
SIGN    Deposits made via other firms are listed
    in the description box, and the date on
     which they are payable is displayed on
     the corresponding line.
     Furthermore, the exact time a deposit
     is payable varies depending on the type
     of firm involved. Please ask a teller for
     details.
[18:08] Gonda
    I can afford to support a child.
[18:11] Komiya
    Gonda-san.
[18:12] Komiya
    You seem kind of down today.
[18:15] Gonda
    N-Nothing's wrong.
[18:17] Komiya
    No? Okay.
SIGN    See ya
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Kaori, sorry about the other day!
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Kaori, sorry about the other day!
SIGN    I'd like you to hear me out
     one more time.
SIGN    I'd like you to hear me out
     one more time.
SIGN    I'm waiting at the restaurant where
     we looked at pics together!!
[18:39] waitress
    You can get drinks over there.
[18:42] Gonda
    Sure, thanks.
SIGN    Overall Account Bankbook
SIGN    Gonda Hiromi
[18:53] Gonda
    Kaori sure was affectionate with her kid.
[18:59] Gonda
    What look did I have on my face back then?
[19:04] Gonda
    Kaori...
[19:09] Ichika
    Gon-chan?
[19:14] Ichika
    Gon-chan?
[19:15] Gonda
    Y-Yes.
[19:17] Ichika
    You look just like she described you.
[19:20] Ichika
    I'm Ichika, a friend of Kaori's.
[19:25] Gonda
    Her friend?
[19:26] Ichika
    Right. She and I use the same day care.
[19:29] Ichika
    And so, Kaori said she couldn't come today.
[19:33] Ichika
    I'm sorry.
[19:36] Ichika
    I have a message from her.
[19:39] Ichika
    She said, "Don't worry about it."
[19:44] Ichika
    She also said, "Thank you."
[19:48] Gonda
    Does she not like me anymore?
[19:52] Ichika
    Huh?
[19:53] Ichika
    I'm not really sure.
[19:55] Ichika
    Were the two of you dating?
[19:58] Gonda
    No, it wasn't like that. Uh...
[20:02] Ichika
    But listen, Gon-chan.
[20:04] Ichika
    It's a big decision, letting
    someone meet your kid.
[20:07] Ichika
    I'd use my kid to scare away
    a guy who won't take a hint,
[20:11] Ichika
    but Kaori's not that sort of person.
SIGN    Overall Account Bankbook
SIGN    Gonda Hiromi
[20:20] Ichika
    Sorry, Gon-chan.
[20:24] Ichika
    I guess it's not my place to say.
[20:35] Gonda
    Master, I'm going to stop talking
    about marriage and stuff.
[20:41] Gonda
    When it comes to marriage, I was all talk.
[20:44] Gonda
    I wasn't ready at all.
[20:48] Takuya
    I doubt anyone can be ready for that stuff.
[20:57] Gonda
    Kaori had faith in me, and I flinched.
[21:02] Gonda
    I really regret it.
[21:05] Gonda
    I went and hurt Kaori's feelings.
[21:11] Gonda
    I'm the worst!
[21:18] Takuya
    No, Gonda. You're amazing.
[21:23] Takuya
    Truly amazing.
[21:26] Takuya
    Have I ever taken Honjoji-san
    into consideration this much?
[21:29] Takuya
    Enough to move me to tears?
SIGN    Write a comment

9 - Rika-san, How Are You?

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[00:06] Gonda
    Master, I'm going to stop talking
    about marriage and stuff.
[00:12] Gonda
    When it comes to marriage, I was all talk.
[00:15] Gonda
    I wasn't ready at all.
[00:19] Takuya
    I doubt anyone can be ready for that stuff.
[00:27] Gonda
    Kaori had faith in me, and I flinched.
[00:32] Gonda
    I really regret it.
[00:36] Gonda
    I went and hurt Kaori's feelings.
[00:41] Gonda
    I'm the worst!
[00:49] Takuya
    No, Gonda. You're amazing.
[00:53] Takuya
    Truly amazing.
[00:56] Takuya
    Have I ever taken Honjoji-san
    into consideration this much?
[00:59] Takuya
    Enough to move me to tears?
[01:05] Takuya
    You should talk to her again for real.
[01:09] Takuya
    It's what I'll do too.
SIGN    Rika-san, How Are You?
SIGN    Begin a voice call with Ohara-kun?
SIGN    Cancel
SIGN    Begin
SIGN    Begin a voice call with Ohara-kun?
[03:03] Rika
    I can't bring myself to call him.
[03:05] Rika
    How should I respond?
[03:08] (Flashback) Takuya
    Please be my girlfriend.
SIGN    Be my girlfriend.
[03:12] Rika
    The more time passes,
    the more thoughts fill up my head.
[03:19] Rika
    I really should have
    answered him then and there.
[03:23] Rika
    If I even can answer him.
[03:26] Rika
    Oh!
[03:26] Rika
    Another day's liable to end
    with no resolution!
[03:29] Rika
    I need to call him
    before I get home, or else!
[03:33] Nao
    Rika-san!
[03:35] Nao
    I'm sorry for inconveniencing you
    the other day!
[03:39] Nao
    I've been waiting for you to come home!
[03:41] Rika
    Nao-san.
[03:42] Nao
    First I invite myself over, then I pass out!
[03:45] Nao
    I can't remember a thing!
[03:48] Rika
    Um, exactly how much do you
    remember about that night?
[03:53] Nao
    Let's see.
[03:54] Nao
    I remember having about three drinks.
[03:57] Rika
    That was so early on.
[03:58] Nao
    So, what happened after that?
[04:03] Rika
    That's a good question.
[04:05] Nao
    Huh?
[04:07] Rika
    I'm not sure what I should do.
[04:12] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Rika-san, I want you to live as you see fit.
[04:15] Ritsu
    A life of freedom!
[04:19] Rika
    I'm not good at making decisions.
[04:23] Rika
    I've spent so much of my life not making them.
[04:29] Nao
    Rika-san, do you want to try glass-making?
[04:32] Rika
    Huh?
[04:32] Nao
    My studio offers hands-on workshops.
[04:36] Nao
    You're welcome to try one for free,
    as my apology for the other day.
[04:39] Nao
    Glass-making will make
    all your troubles disappear!
[04:43] Rika
    Glass-making?
SIGN    Comet
[04:50] Nao
    Rika-san, come on in!
[04:53] Rika
    Uh, I've never worked with glass before.
[04:56] Nao
    No worries, I'll teach you how.
[05:00] Nao
    We're getting it ready, so hold tight.
[05:02] Nao
    Oh, this is my mentor.
[05:06] Hoshi
    Name's Hoshi.
[05:13] Nao
    I made some of those.
[05:16] Nao
    But she made some of them too.
[05:20] Rika
    It occurred to me before,
     but your work is very beautiful.
[05:24] Nao
    You can do it too, Rika-san.
[05:28] Nao
    You can, you can!
[05:30] Nao
    Let's have some fun!
SIGN    Comet
[05:39] Nao
    Time to get started.
[05:40] Nao
    The glass can reach 1300˚C,
    so I'll do the dangerous parts.
[05:45] Rika
    A-All right.
[05:48] Nao
    The glass is inside here.
[05:51] Rika
    Wow, that's incredibly hot.
[06:02] Nao
    Now it's time to blow.
[06:04] Nao
    Blow slowly, so you don't run out of breath.
[06:07] Rika
    Right.
[06:09] Nao
    Go for it.
[06:13] Nao
    Very good!
[06:15] Nao
    Next, blow gently at first.
    When I give the signal, blow hard!
[06:24] Nao
    Now!
[06:28] Nao
    Yay! Success!
[06:33] Nao
    Here.
[06:38] Rika
    Th-The tension and heat are intense.
[06:42] Nao
    Rika-san.
[06:43] Nao
    Next, we'll make the base.
[06:46] Nao
    Are you doing okay?
[06:51] Rika
    I'm good. Let's keep going!
[06:54] Nao
    Okay, time to make the base.
[06:56] Nao
    You press a wooden paddle against the glass.
[07:00] Nao
    The trick is to move your hands in sync.
[07:04] Nao
    Forward, back. Forward, back.
[07:07] Rika
    Okay.
[07:12] Rika
    Move my hands in sync.
[07:15] Rika
    Move my hands in sync.
[07:17] Rika
    Move my hands in sync.
[07:17] Nao
    That's the way! Well done, Rika-san.
[07:21] Rika
    Move my hands in sync.
[07:23] Rika
    Move my hands in sync.
[07:26] Rika
    Move my hands in sync.
[07:30] Nao
    Okay, great work!
[07:33] Nao
    I'll handle the finishing touches,
    so feel free to take a break.
SIGN    Comet
[07:50] Rika
    Th-Thank you.
[07:55] Rika
    Nao-san's amazing.
[07:58] Rika
    I was frazzled the whole time,
    thinking I'd mess up.
[08:02] Rika
    It might be the first time
    I've felt such nervousness.
[08:06] Rika
    But I sort of feel refreshed.
[08:09] Rika
    Who knew becoming absorbed
    in something could feel so good?
[08:14] Rika
    I don't understand human emotions.
[08:16] Rika
    It's the same as with my parents.
[08:19] Rika
    That's why I have them turned off.
[08:21] Rika
    If I turn off my own feelings,
    I won't be let down.
[08:27] Rika
    Becoming absorbed and turning off.
[08:31] Rika
    They're not the same thing.
[08:35] Rika
    Hope for nothing, expect nothing.
SIGN    High-Quality Maps
[08:39] Rika
    If I switch them off,
    I won't make Mom worry.
[08:45] Rika
    But by ceasing to put my feelings out there,
[08:48] Rika
    I wound up becoming someone
    who can't decide anything for herself.
[08:54] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Rika-san, be more confident.
[08:58] (Flashback) Ritsu
    You're a very smart girl.
[09:01] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Rika-san, I want you to live as you see fit.
[09:04] (Flashback) Ritsu
    I want you to live as you see fit.
[09:10] Rika
    "Live as I see fit." Easier said than done.
[09:17] Rika
    There's no changing
    my personality at this point.
[09:20] Nao
    Thanks for your patience!
[09:23] Nao
    It's done, Rika-san!
[09:26] Rika
    I-It's considerably lopsided.
[09:29] Nao
    It's still amazing for someone's first time!
[09:32] Nao
    Right, Master?
[09:35] Nao
    That means it's very good.
[09:36] Rika
    It does?
[09:37] Nao
    There's no 100% right answer with glass.
[09:40] Nao
    You just have to make what you like.
[09:49] Nao
    I think your glass is nice, Rika-san.
[09:52] Nao
    Please use it!
[09:55] Rika
    All right.
[09:57] Nao
    Okay, I'll deliver the glass once it cools.
SIGN    Comet
[10:00] Rika
    Thank you for this.
[10:09] Rika
    I wonder what I'll use the glass for.
SIGN    Ritsu
    
SIGN    Rika-san, how are you?
     I've come to Tokyo again.
    
SIGN    By the by, can we meet up tomorrow?
SIGN    read
SIGN    read
SIGN    read
SIGN    read
SIGN    By the by, can we meet up
     tomorrow?
SIGN    read
SIGN    How about next Sunday evening?
SIGN    Ritsu
SIGN    read
SIGN    That's fine!!
SIGN    Holiday Cafés
[11:15] Rika
    Okay, let's do this.
SIGN    Ohara-kun
[11:59] Ritsu
    Rika-san!
[12:02] Rika
    Mom!
[12:08] Ritsu
    It's been a while.
[12:10] Ritsu
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[12:12] Rika
    I only just got here myself.
[12:15] Ritsu
    This is a nice café.
    Do you come here often?
[12:19] Rika
    Y-Yes.
SIGN    First Time
    Here
[12:21] Rika
    You have a lot of bags.
[12:22] Ritsu
    I do. I have a consultation after this.
[12:25] Ritsu
    For interior consults, it always makes an
    impression if you have the goods on hand!
[12:29] Ritsu
    That's why I bought loads of stuff overseas.
[12:31] Ritsu
    I aim to always land the contract!
[12:34] Rika
    Sounds like your interior
    coordinator work is going well.
[12:37] Ritsu
    Here's a souvenir for you.
    I bought it in Belgium.
[12:40] Rika
    Th-Thank y—
[12:42] Ritsu
    Wait, I'm not sure it's your size.
[12:46] Ritsu
    Rika-san, stand up so we can check.
[12:48] Rika
    Uh, r-right now?
[12:50] Ritsu
    Of course.
[12:53] Ritsu
    Ah, perfect! Good.
[12:55] Rika
    We didn't need to do this here.
[12:57] Ritsu
    I knew it would look good on you!
[12:59] Ritsu
    This is genuine cashmere.
[13:01] Ritsu
    I figured it would have to be good,
    so I wanted you to wear it.
[13:05] Rika
    Th-Thank you.
[13:06] Ritsu
    Thank goodness!
[13:08] Ritsu
    I wasn't sure what I'd do had
    it not been the right size.
[13:12] Rika
    As always, Mom has incredible vitality.
[13:18] Rika
    I thought about asking her for
    a little advice, but no, I'll pass.
[13:22] Ritsu
    And so, Rika-san.
[13:24] Ritsu
    Oh, a hot soy latte, please.
[13:27] Ritsu
    How are things lately?
[13:29] Rika
    I'm managing, one way or another.
[13:31] Ritsu
    Oh, that's good. I've been concerned.
[13:34] Ritsu
    A travel agency is hard work,
    and I hear the pay isn't so good?
[13:38] Rika
    R-Right.
[13:39] Ritsu
    Why not go it alone, like me?
[13:42] Ritsu
    I think you could do well
    as a freelance ticket agent.
[13:45] Rika
    R-Right.
[13:46] Ritsu
    You probably wouldn't have
    the corporate headaches.
[13:49] Ritsu
    I bet it'd be great!
[13:50] Rika
    L-Listen, Mom.
[13:54] Rika
    I think I'd like to keep at it
    the way I'm doing it.
[14:04] Ritsu
    You've given it thought,
    and that's what counts!
[14:07] Ritsu
    It's your decision to make.
    It's your life, after all.
[14:13] Ritsu
    Rika-san, it's important to set goals.
[14:16] Ritsu
    Not dreams, goals.
[14:18] Ritsu
    If you accomplish goals one by one,
    you can achieve anything!
[14:24] Rika
    Mom's been driven like this for forever.
[14:29] Rika
    And she's amazing for raising me on her own.
[14:32] Ritsu
    Excuse me.
[14:34] waitress
    Yes?
[14:34] Ritsu
    Would it be all right
    if I took some photos here?
[14:37] waitress
    Oh, sure.
[14:42] Rika
    Mom's always facing forward, always right.
[14:47] Rika
    But it doesn't seem like
    I can be the same way.
[14:52] Rika
    I have no wild dreams and no friends.
[14:55] Rika
    Simply looking at maps
    is enough to make me happy.
[14:59] Rika
    And content.
[15:00] Rika
    I can't become the kind of
    person she wants me to be.
[15:06] Ritsu
    By the way, Rika-san.
[15:08] Ritsu
    Aren't you going to get married?
[15:13] Rika
    I'm afraid there's no sign that will happen.
[15:17] Ritsu
    Oh, no?
[15:19] Ritsu
    I thought maybe you already
    had someone in mind.
[15:22] Ritsu
    I failed at marriage and
    caused you a lot of hardship.
[15:27] Ritsu
    That's why...
[15:29] Ritsu
    you can't mess up your choice of partner.
[15:33] Ritsu
    You can't mess up... You can't mess up...
[15:35] Ritsu
    You can't mess up...
[15:38] Ritsu
    But don't mind me.
[15:39] Ritsu
    If it's someone you choose,
    I'm sure they'd be wonderful.
[15:43] Ritsu
    If you find someone like that,
    be sure to introduce me.
[15:47] Ritsu
    I mean it. You have to!
[15:49] Ritsu
    Oh yes, Rika-san.
[15:50] Ritsu
    Don't you think this sofa and table
    are just to die for?
SIGN    Ohara-kun
[15:53] Ritsu
    Your apartment could use—
SIGN    Honjoji-san
[16:00] Takuya
    Sure enough, no answer.
[16:02] Takuya
    Why?
[16:04] (Flashback) Takuya
    I want to go out with you.
[16:07] Takuya
    Wait, how can I even ask "Why"?
[16:09] Takuya
    Of course she doesn't want to answer!
[16:11] Takuya
    I'm the one who caused this,
    so what am I saying?!
[16:17] Takuya
    I wonder if she's taking days off when
    I'm at the office to intentionally miss me.
[16:23] Takuya
    But time-off requests are submitted
    at the end of the month,
[16:25] Takuya
    and these sorts of coincidences
    aren't so uncommon.
[16:29] Takuya
    If I try calling her again
    it'll just seem annoying.
[16:33] Takuya
    And we've already been getting
    those suspicious calls as it is.
SIGN    Tap above to answer.
SIGN    Tap below to reject.
[16:48] Takuya
    Hello!
[16:50] Takuya
    Oh, Doctor.
[16:52] Takuya
    Thanks for calling.
[16:55] Takuya
    Kama's immunizations?
[16:57] Takuya
    Well, what should we do?
[17:00] Takuya
    Yes, that's right. Yes.
[17:04] Ritsu
    Thanks for today, Rika-san.
[17:06] Rika
    You take care too, Mom.
[17:08] Ritsu
    I'll be in touch.
[17:10] Ritsu
    Be sure to believe in yourself.
[17:12] Ritsu
    You can do anything you want to, girl!
[17:14] Rika
    R-Right.
[17:16] Ritsu
    Bye.
[17:22] Rika
    It's been a while since I've been
    showered with Mom power.
[17:30] Ritsu
    Hello?
[17:31] Ritsu
    My daughter said nothing's going on.
[17:34] Ritsu
    Is that story about her
    getting married really true?
[17:42] Rika
    Ohara-kun tried calling me.
[17:45] Rika
    Twice, at that.
SIGN    There was a missed call from Ohara-kun.
SIGN    There was a missed call from Ohara-kun.
[17:47] Rika
    I was so preoccupied with Mom,
    I didn't notice at all.
[17:53] Rika
    B-But then, I didn't think he would call me.
[17:58] Rika
    I also barged in like a barbarian
    when I failed to notice his text.
[18:03] Rika
    Here we are again.
[18:05] Rika
    I at least need to return his call.
[18:08] Rika
    What do I say?
[18:09] Rika
    "Sorry I didn't notice your calls?"
[18:11] Rika
    Or "Sorry I never gave you
    an answer from that night?"
[18:16] Rika
    Or...
[18:17] (Flashback) Ritsu
    You've given it thought,
    and that's what counts!
[18:21] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Rika-san, you're a clever person.
[18:23] Ritsu
    Clever person... Clever person...
[18:26] Rika
    Or maybe "I'm sorry
    I'm such a foolish person."
SIGN    There was a missed call from Ohara-kun.
SIGN    There was a missed call from Ohara-kun.
[18:36] Rika
    I wonder what Ohara-kun sees in me, anyway.
SIGN    There was a missed call from Ohara-kun.
[18:42] Rika
    I'm sure he must have the wrong idea.
[18:44] Rika
    So, in other words, this unusual
    fake-marriage situation
[18:49] Rika
    is making him see a false image.
[18:51] Rika
    Yes, it's misattribution of arousal.
[18:53] announcement
    Akihabara, Akihabara.
[18:54] Rika
    I'm sure he'll be disappointed
    once he gets to know the real me.
SIGN    Akihabara
[18:56] announcement
    Thank you for riding.
[18:59] announcement
    This is Akihabara.
[18:59] Rika
    I mean, I'm no big deal.
[19:00] announcement
    This train stops at every station.
[19:04] Rika
    So, what did he see in me anyway?
[19:12] present-day Rika
    It was the same that time.
SIGN    I have something to tell you.
[19:14] present-day Rika
    We were classmates, but
    he and I had never really talked.
SIGN    XX Park, at XXPM on XXday
[19:19] high school Rika
    Why the heck did he send a text like this?
[19:22] high school Rika
    Did I do something worth
    asking me to meet up?
[19:29] high school Rika
    Don't tell me he's going to say he's into me?!
[19:32] high school Rika
    No, there's no chance.
[19:34] high school Rika
    There isn't even a remote
    chance it's like that.
SIGN    I have something to tell you.
[19:39] high school Rika
    But in that case, is this a prank?!
[19:41] high school Rika
    Some kind of joke?!
[19:43] high school Rika
    Maybe it's some new kind of scam!
[19:51] present-day Rika
    I was so scared, I wouldn't
    leave the house for three days.
[19:56] present-day Rika
    Good timing or bad, it happened
    to be a string of holidays.
SIGN    English
    Proficiency Test
SIGN    Classics
     Quiz
SIGN    Fujido
    Cave
SIGN    Hachioji
    Castle ruins
SIGN    Mt. Takao
SIGN    Respect for
     the Aged Day
     Shosenkyo
SIGN    Autumn Equinox
SIGN    Answer
SIGN    Ignore
SIGN    Incoming Call
[20:20] present-day Rika
    Calls came in every day.
[20:22] present-day Rika
    I holed up and hardly even ate anything.
[20:32] high school Rika
    Then, after the holidays...
[20:36] Rika
    The one who asked me to show up
[20:38] Rika
    had waited for hours all three days
    in the sweltering heat,
[20:42] Rika
    then ultimately collapsed
    with a bad bout of anemia.
[20:46] Rika
    It was no prank, no joke.
[20:49] Rika
    And of course, not a scam.
[20:53] Rika
    That's right.
[20:54] announcement
    Asakusabashi, Asakusabashi.
[20:55] Rika
    This is how big a fool I am.
[20:58] Rika
    I can't decide for myself.
[21:00] Rika
    Hope for nothing, expect nothing.
[21:04] Rika
    But why must I confirm this
    sort of thing this late?
[21:09] Rika
    I've known since long ago
    just what I amount to!
[21:15] Rika
    I had come to terms with that,
[21:18] Rika
    so why must all these thoughts
    run through my head day after day?
[21:21] Rika
    Why must Ohara-kun bother calling me?!
[21:24] Rika
    Why must he say he's interested in me?!
[21:29] Rika
    This nonsensical love and
    marriage stuff is distressing me!
[21:35] Rika
    I need to break these
    chains of love immediately!
[21:48] Takuya
    H-Honjoji-san?!
[21:49] Takuya
    Wh-Why? Um...
[21:56] Rika
    Ohara-kun! We should go on a date!
[22:01] Takuya
    Huh?

10 - Are You Okay with Dating?

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[00:08] Rika
    Why must Ohara-kun bother calling me?!
[00:12] Rika
    Why must he say he's interested in me?!
[00:15] Rika
    This nonsensical love and
    marriage stuff is distressing me!
[00:22] Rika
    I need to break these
    chains of love immediately!
[00:34] Takuya
    H-Honjoji-san?!
[00:37] Takuya
    Wh-Why? Um...
[00:42] Rika
    Ohara-kun! We should go on a date!
[00:47] Takuya
    Huh?
[00:52] Rika
    Tell me what day you have off next.
    Let's go then.
[00:55] Takuya
    U-Um...
[00:57] Rika
    We're going on a date! Is that okay?!
[01:00] Takuya
    Yes... It's okay.
[01:07] Rika
    Thank you.
[01:08] Rika
    I'll tell you where it will be later.
[01:11] Rika
    Bye.
[01:14] Rika
    Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't take your calls.
SIGN    Bicycles Only
SIGN    Hamura
SIGN    Are You Okay with Dating?
SIGN    Please come to the following
     place at 9AM next Sunday.
     Please dress for ease of walking.
SIGN    Hamurin's House
SIGN    Hamura Tourist Information Center
SIGN    Hamura Tourist Information Center
SIGN    Let us guide you to your destination.
SIGN    Remains of a Horse Watering Hole
SIGN    Keep Our River Clean
[04:07] Takuya
    I was right in the middle of despairing
    over whether she had ignored my calls,
[04:13] Takuya
    and then, suddenly, a date?
[04:16] Takuya
    C-Could this be her response
    to my asking her out?
[04:20] Takuya
    But if so, that exchange was strangely tense.
[04:24] Takuya
    And in the first place, why here?
[04:27] Takuya
    I think that's—
[04:28] Rika
    That's the Hamura Intake Weir.
[04:34] Takuya
    Honjoji-san!
[04:36] Takuya
    Oh, you wore leather shoes?
[04:40] Takuya
    I did message you to dress
    for ease of walking.
[04:43] Takuya
    Huh?
[04:44] Rika
    I'm about to do a tour
    of the Tamagawa Aqueduct.
[04:47] Rika
    If you get bored, you're free to leave.
[04:49] Rika
    Here I go.
[04:51] Takuya
    What?!
[04:52] Rika
    I'm done being considerate
    and trying too hard.
[04:55] Rika
    I won't be misled anymore by romance!
[04:59] Rika
    I'm going to be my usual self today.
SIGN    Tama, Tokyo
[05:02] Rika
    Once he sees my typical
    behavior outside the office,
[05:05] Rika
    Ohara-kun should realize
    he has the wrong idea.
[05:08] Rika
    And then, I'll return to my calm life.
[05:11] Rika
    This is the real-life me.
[05:14] Rika
    Now, Ohara-kun.
[05:16] Rika
    Prepare to be completely disappointed!
SIGN    Statue of the Tamagawa Brothers
[05:21] Rika
    Wow, the Tamagawa brothers!
[05:25] Takuya
    What is happening?
[05:27] Takuya
    Honjoji-san seemed so angry yesterday.
[05:30] Takuya
    But she was also talking
    about going out on a date.
[05:35] Takuya
    This seems like a strange mood
    for a date, though.
[05:39] Takuya
    "The Tamagawa Aqueduct.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 50 0 50
SIGN    Tamagawa Aqueduct
SIGN    The Tamagawa Aqueduct. A
    waterway stretching from
    Hamura to Yotsuya, dug by the
     Tamagawa brothers during the
     Edo period.
[05:41] Takuya
    A waterway stretching
    from Hamura to Yotsuya,
[05:44] Takuya
    dug by the Tamagawa brothers
    during the Edo period."
[05:48] Takuya
    So, Honjoji-san.
[05:50] Takuya
    Why are you doing a tour
    of the Tamagawa Aqueduct today?
[05:53] Rika
    Because they covered it on Bochi Komori.
[05:56] (Flashback) Komori
    Welcome to Bochi Komori.
SIGN    Tamagawa Aqueduct
     Precious Drinking Water for the Edo Period
SIGN    Bochi Komori
    Tamagawa Aqueduct
SIGN    Kida Misa
SIGN    Komori
[05:59] (Flashback) Komori
    Today, we've come to
    the Tama River's Hamura Intake Weir,
[06:02] (Flashback) Komori
    the starting point of the Tamagawa Aqueduct.
[06:04] (Flashback) lady announcer
    Komori-san, who knew there was
    a place like this in the Tokyo Metropolis?
[06:08] (Flashback) Komori
    You said it.
SIGN    Keep Our River Clean
[06:10] (Flashback) lady announcer
    It's amazing!
[06:11] (Flashback) lady announcer
    The dammed-up water is flowing forcefully
    into the Tamagawa Aqueduct over there.
SIGN    Tamagawa Aqueduct
     Precious Drinking Water for the Edo Period
SIGN    Bochi Komori
    Tamagawa Aqueduct
[06:17] (Flashback) Komori
    Ah.
[06:18] (Flashback) lady announcer
    Now, for today's topic.
[06:20] (Flashback) Komori
    "How did the Tamagawa Aqueduct
    benefit the city of Edo?"
SIGN    How did the Tamagawa Aqueduct
     benefit the city of Edo?
[06:26] Kusanagi
    Perhaps some of our viewers learned
    about this in grade school social studies.
[06:30] Kusanagi
    The Tamagawa Aqueduct was constructed
    in 1653 to deliver water to the city of Edo.
[06:37] Kusanagi
    Today it's been designated
    a national historic site.
[06:40] Kusanagi
    And believe it or not, it's still
    used as a water supply to this day.
[06:44] Rika
    I'm a fan of that show,
[06:47] Rika
    so on my days off, I often
    visit locations they feature.
[06:51] Takuya
    Gotcha. I saw that episode
    of Bochi Komori too.
[06:55] Rika
    Yes, you did say when we went to Aso
    that you're also a fan.
SIGN    Ome
SIGN    Hinode
SIGN    Akiruno
SIGN    Hamura
SIGN    Mizuho
SIGN    Fussa
[07:00] Rika
    I saw the Tamagawa Aqueduct
    frequently when I was in school,
[07:04] Rika
    as I lived in Hachioji.
[07:07] Rika
    I would walk along
    the river terraces around here.
[07:10] Rika
    And I'm looking forward to today.
[07:12] Rika
    How about it, Ohara-kun?
[07:14] Rika
    That's a very boring day off,
    if I do say so myself!
[07:17] Takuya
    I'm impressed.
[07:19] Takuya
    I've watched the show,
    but I never go visit the locations.
[07:24] Rika
    You know, I wonder if
    he saw last week's episode.
[07:28] Rika
    The one about Hakone!
[07:32] Rika
    No, no. I mustn't lose focus.
[07:35] Rika
    Act normally, act normally.
[07:37] Takuya
    What was that all about?
[07:45] Rika
    This flow is still being used
    as a water supply.
[07:52] Rika
    Oh, the Tachikawa terrace.
[07:55] Rika
    From here, the Tamagawa
    Aqueduct crosses two cliffs
SIGN    Ome
SIGN    Hamura
SIGN    Nishitama District
SIGN    Akiruno
SIGN    Hinode
[07:58] Rika
    and goes up over the Musashino Plateau.
[08:01] Rika
    That's incredible engineering!
[08:16] Rika
    G-Good.
[08:17] Rika
    As I expected, he's bored.
[08:19] Rika
    He can leave anytime!
[08:27] Takuya
    This is the everyday Honjoji-san.
SIGN    Hinode Wild Birds
    Sanctuary Nature Park
SIGN    Blessed Bell
SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 160 25 0 25
SIGN    Ring once for your own happiness.
     Ring twice for happiness for two.
     Ring thrice for everyone's happiness.
     Ring softly, and wish silently.
SIGN    Mt. Fuji can be seen from here. Please
     ring the bell while praying in your heart.
[08:50] Takuya
    Hey, Honjoji-san...
[09:09] Takuya
    Uh, Honjoji-san.
[09:11] Takuya
    It's about lunchtime.
SIGN    Tamagawa Aqueduct
SIGN    Tamagawa Aqueduct
SIGN    Free Passage
[10:13] Rika
    The Kodaira Observation Point.
[10:15] Rika
    From here, Tama River
    water passes through pipes,
[10:19] Rika
    and is conveyed to the
    Higashi-Murayama Purification Plant.
[10:21] Rika
    This is where the natural water flow ends.
[10:26] Rika
    The low aqueduct bridge.
[10:28] Rika
    This is the only place you can go
    right down to the aqueduct's waters!
[10:31] Rika
    I can't wait!
[10:33] Rika
    Although from this point onward,
[10:35] Rika
    the flow is water reclaimed through
    the use of wastewater treatment.
SIGN    Tamagawa Aqueduct
     Clean Water Recovery
[10:42] Rika
    This water once supported
    the daily lives of the people of Edo.
[10:48] Rika
    You route water through the empty wilderness,
    and then people gather to be near the water.
[10:54] Rika
    It produces a whole new landscape.
[10:57] Rika
    A single waterway creates a world.
[11:35] Rika
    So amazing.
[11:37] Takuya
    It sure is.
[11:42] Rika
    What, you're still here?!
[11:44] Takuya
    Oh, sorry.
[11:46] Takuya
    I was looking up stuff about the Tamagawa
    Aqueduct, and I just responded on auto-pilot.
[11:51] Rika
    I-I was totally off in my own world.
[11:54] Rika
    Wait, what?!
[11:56] Rika
    Was he watching while that
    whole fantasy played out?!
[11:58] Rika
    I mean, I wanted to show him the everyday me,
[12:02] Rika
    but I didn't want him seeing this*.
[12:05] Rika
    Uh, you must be bored.
[12:07] Rika
    You don't have to force yourself to tag along.
[12:09] Takuya
    W-Well, I'm enjoying it.
[12:13] Takuya
    It's the first time I've ever
    seen you having so much fun.
[12:18] Takuya
    Um, you really do love maps, huh?
[12:24] Takuya
    In fact, am I getting in the way of things?
[12:27] Rika
    Oh, no! No!
[12:31] Rika
    Th-This can't be.
[12:34] Rika
    There's no way he enjoys this.
[12:36] Rika
    It's just a typical day of mine.
    Nothing special.
[12:39] Rika
    There can't be a person like this.
[12:42] Rika
    Ohara-kun, are you actually human?
[12:46] Rika
    Or... are you some kind of phantom?
[12:52] Rika
    What in the world are you, Ohara-kun?
[12:54] Takuya
    Huh?
[12:55] Rika
    You're weird for thinking this is enjoyable.
[12:58] Rika
    All I'm doing is looking at waterways
    and surveying cliffs.
[13:02] Rika
    I'm just having my own fun.
[13:05] Takuya
    Uh, well...
[13:07] Rika
    I can't understand myself
    when I'm with you like this.
[13:12] Rika
    And so...
[13:19] Rika
    please make this the last time
    we see each other.
[13:26] Rika
    I'll take responsibility
    for the Alaska transfer.
[13:29] Rika
    So let's put an end to this.
[13:31] Rika
    That's what I wanted to tell you today.
[13:34] Rika
    I'm afraid of who I am when I'm with you.
[13:42] Takuya
    I see.
[13:45] Takuya
    Then, this is it.
[13:47] Rika
    Yes.
[14:02] Rika
    Huh, what's going on?
[14:05] Rika
    I feel like crying.
[14:09] Rika
    What is this?
[14:12] Rika
    It's always the same.
[14:14] Rika
    I'm turning off my feelings again.
[14:17] Rika
    Because I don't want to be disappointed.
[14:19] Rika
    I don't want anyone disappointed in me.
[14:21] Rika
    So I always turn them off.
[14:24] Rika
    Is it right to do it this time too?
[14:27] Rika
    It's not. It's not right at all!
[14:31] Rika
    The truth is... The truth is...
[14:36] Rika
    I want to be with Ohara-kun!
[14:40] Takuya
    Should I just turn around and go?
[14:42] Takuya
    I always do this. I always just accept it!
[14:47] Takuya
    How long am I going to be afraid?
[14:50] Takuya
    I don't even have anything.
[14:53] Takuya
    I can't just leave.
[14:55] Takuya
    I can't... just leave!
[15:00] Takuya
    I can't lose someone important to me!
[16:23] both
    Whaaaaaaaaaa?!
[16:52] Takuya
    U-Um...
[16:55] Rika
    I need a moment.
[17:10] Rika
    Ohara-kun, how about we reevaluate?
[17:14] Takuya
    Reevaluate?
[17:15] Rika
    That's right. So many overly
    unexpected things have happened.
[17:18] Rika
    Oh, this doesn't mean I'm angry.
[17:21] Rika
    We weren't even friends to begin with.
[17:24] Rika
    We were coworkers with differing seniority
    and fake-marriage partners.
[17:29] Rika
    Am I right?
[17:31] Rika
    Mere coworkers have no need
    to barge into one another's homes
[17:34] Rika
    or go for nighttime walks in Aso.
[17:37] Takuya
    T-True.
[17:39] Rika
    And yet, somehow, that's
    how things played out.
[17:43] Rika
    Do you know why?
[17:45] Takuya
    Um... Now that you mention it, I'm not sure.
[17:49] Rika
    I'm not sure either.
[17:51] Rika
    That's why I planned today's date
    in order to simplify it all.
[17:57] Rika
    Yet you claimed this plain old date is fun.
[18:00] Rika
    When I suggested we
    don't see each other again,
[18:02] Rika
    we instead held each other's hands
    and gazed at each other.
[18:08] Rika
    How did we end up kissing?!
[18:12] Takuya
    I-I'm not really sure why.
SIGN    Tama, Tokyo
[18:17] Rika
    You can have this map.
[18:19] Rika
    Sorry, but please walk the rest of it alone.
[18:22] Takuya
    Huh?!
[18:23] Rika
    I'm going home to think.
[18:29] Rika
    Oh, this doesn't mean I'm angry. Honest.
SIGN    Tama, Tokyo
[18:35] Takuya
    Honjoji-san, you're amazing.
[18:38] Takuya
    How can you be so calm?
[18:46] Takuya
    We went and kissed!
[19:47] Rika
    W-We went and kissed!
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[19:55] Kurokawa
    Yes?
[19:56] Kurokawa
    Ohara and Honjoji, you say?
[20:02] Kurokawa
    Yes, I see.
SIGN    301 days until the
     Anchorage Branch opens
[20:05] Kurokawa
    Understood.
[20:14] both
    G...
[20:24] both
    G-Good morning.
[20:28] Takuya
    Um, after you.
[20:29] Rika
    No, after you.
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[20:31] Takuya
    Um...
[20:33] Rika
    Okay then.
[20:36] Gonda
    G'morning!
[20:37] Gonda
    You two look great together this morning!
[20:40] Gonda
    Hope I'm not intruding.
[20:44] both
    Not at all, go on in.
[20:47] Komiya
    Good morning.
[20:48] Isojima
    I didn't get enough sleep.
[20:51] Saito
    What's going on with this booking?
[20:53] Gonda
    I submitted a request.
[20:54] Itsuki
    Five items, finalized.
[20:55] Gonda
    Thank you for that.
[20:56] Nonoyama
    Honjoji-san, please process this.
SIGN    Nonoyama
[20:58] Rika
    All right.
[20:59] Rika
    Ohara-kun.
[21:00] Rika
    Please confirm these hotels.
[21:03] Takuya
    Oh, sure.
[21:08] Rika
    Thank you.
[21:09] Takuya
    Will do.
SIGN    Travel Agency Proposal: Las Vegas City Lights and Cost Guide
     Bellagio Hotel
     Caesars Palace Hotel
    
[21:11] Takuya
    Is this the Las Vegas Bellagio?
[21:14] Rika
    Yes. Um, let's see.
[21:17] Rika
    Bellagio starts here,
    and from here, it's Caesars.
[21:20] Takuya
    U-Understood.
[21:21] Takuya
    It's no use. No matter what I do,
    I keep thinking about yesterday!
[21:26] Rika
    Calm down, calm down! You're at work!
SIGN    Be calm!!
[21:29] Rika
    No, there's no calming down!
[21:32] Rika
    Not when the one I kissed*
    is right in front of me!
[21:34] Rika
    A full-grown adult can't let
    something like this shake her!
[21:38] Takuya
    R-Right, I'm not some junior high student.
[21:41] Takuya
    Oh no. If we're a mess, everyone's going to
    realize something happened between us!
[21:47] Takuya
    Oh.
[21:48] Takuya
    But we were doing the whole fake
    marriage thing in the first place.
[21:52] Kurokawa
    Honjoji, Ohara. You got a minute?
[21:55] Rika
    Yes.
[21:58] Kurokawa
    I have something important
    to discuss with you two.

11 - Are You Serious About Living Under the Same Roof?

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SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[00:02] Takuya
    An in-depth report?
[00:04] Kurokawa
    Right.
[00:05] Kurokawa
    To recruit new graduates, we're doing
    a JTC company intro as an online project.
[00:10] Kurokawa
    And it's called...
SIGN    Our Worthwhile JTC Life
     Project Head: Ashida
[00:11] Kurokawa
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life!
[00:14] Rika
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life?
[00:17] Takuya
    What is that*?
[00:18] Kurokawa
    You've started living together, yes?
[00:22] Kurokawa
    I want you to chronicle your home
    and work life as a blog on the site.
SIGN    Full of life!
[00:27] Kurokawa
    That way, people will know JTC is a company
    that's all about husband-and-wife work teams.
[00:32] Takuya
    Seriously?
[00:33] Kurokawa
    Oh, of course, only
    to the extent that you can.
[00:36] Kurokawa
    It doesn't have to include anything
    about kissing or making out.
[00:41] Kurokawa
    Well, no need make a big fuss over it.
SIGN    Isojima
[00:44] Kurokawa
    Just be natural.
SIGN    Z Coffee
SIGN    Are You Serious About Living Under the Same Roof?
[02:17] Takuya
    A web-based report? Talk about sudden.
[02:20] Rika
    We're better off not doing it.
[02:22] Rika
    For some reason, Kurokawa-san
    thinks we're living together.
[02:26] Takuya
    But what if this is a trap?
[02:29] Takuya
    To find out if our marriage
    story is true or not.
[02:32] Rika
    Kurokawa-san suspects us?
[02:35] Takuya
    That I don't know.
[02:37] Takuya
    But I'm sure someone is watching us.
[02:40] Takuya
    We received those weird
    phone calls multiple times.
[02:43] Rika
    I think that makes it all the more dangerous.
[02:46] Rika
    We keep getting into all
    these unexpected situations.
[02:51] Takuya
    That's true.
[02:52] Rika
    To put this in sumo terms...
[02:54] Takuya
    Sumo?
SIGN    Dosukoi
[02:55] wrestler
    Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
[02:55] Rika
    In your mind, you're only
    going to take one step forward,
[02:58] Rika
    but somehow you end up
    falling out of the ring.
[03:00] wrestler
    Dosukoi!
SIGN    Dosukoi!
[03:01] Takuya
    That makes so much sense.
[03:03] Rika
    If you're not careful, you could end up
    all the way out in Tokyo Bay.
[03:07] Takuya
    Tokyo Bay?!
[03:07] wrestler
    Dosukoi!
SIGN    Dosukoi!
[03:09] Rika
    If we live together and blog about it,
    there's no telling what might happen.
SIGN    Be calm!!
[03:14] Rika
    That's why giving up might be an option now.
[03:21] (Flashback) Rika
    I'll take responsibility
    for the Alaska transfer.
[03:25] Takuya
    So, you're going to give up and go to Alaska?
[03:29] Takuya
    I don't want to go there,
[03:31] Takuya
    and I don't want you going there either.
[03:35] Takuya
    I say we do Our Worthwhile JTC Life!
SIGN    Dosukoi
[03:38] wrestlers
    Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
[03:43] Rika
    The truth is, I think we
    should do this project too.
[03:48] Rika
    But let's calm down and think about this.
[03:51] Rika
    If we take on this project, it might
    mean we have to live together.
[03:55] Takuya
    It would come down to that?!
[03:57] Rika
    Kurokawa-san is already
    under that impression.
[04:00] Rika
    In that case, your apartment
    is highly likely to be where it happens,
[04:03] Rika
    in terms of living space
    and societal aspects.
[04:07] Rika
    And I'm also concerned about Kama-chan.
[04:10] Rika
    We have to be able to maintain
    his lifestyle expectations.
[04:13] Rika
    I'm not good at snap decisions,
    so please allow me some time.
[04:17] Takuya
    Yes, all right.
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
SIGN    Nyotai-san Summit
SIGN    Tsukubasan Shrine
SIGN    Attention Mountain Hikers
[04:41] man
    Whoa, scary!
[04:43] woman 1
    This is Benkei Nana Modori?
[04:45] woman 2
    Looks like it'll fall.
[04:48] Rika
    I never get bored of looking at this rock.
[04:51] Rika
    It looks like it could fall at any moment,
    but it's been like this for ages.
[04:58] Rika
    I'm sure it won't work.
[05:00] Rika
    But...
[05:02] Rika
    things have been messy,
[05:05] Rika
    and so many things keep happening.
    It's like a deluge.
[05:07] Rika
    We even kissed.
[05:10] Rika
    Even now, I don't have my feelings sorted out.
[05:14] Rika
    I'm sure if I live with someone now,
    it will mean a mountain of shame.
[05:20] Rika
    But even if it won't work, I want to try.
[05:25] (Flashback) Takuya
    I want to go out with you.
[05:30] Rika
    Ohara-kun has reached out*
    to me again and again.
[05:34] Rika
    I have to make a decision!
[05:38] Rika
    Are you ready, Ohara-kun?
[05:40] Rika
    Here I go.
[05:45] Rika
    I'm taking the plunge!
[05:47] Rika
    Right into your world!
SIGN    Benkei Nana Modori
[06:12] Takuya
    Come on, "allow me some time"?
[06:15] Takuya
    It's been five days already, Honjoji-san!
[06:18] Takuya
    Then again, this isn't unexpected.
[06:22] Takuya
    One minute she can't stop talking,
    then she suddenly goes silent.
[06:26] Takuya
    She went straight from a kiss
    to situational analysis.
[06:28] Takuya
    I can never predict her next move.
[06:31] Takuya
    I'm gradually reaching the point
    where nothing can faze me anymore.
[06:35] Takuya
    It's amazing what you can get used to.
[06:45] Takuya
    Honjoji-san.
[06:47] Rika
    I know I took a long time.
[06:50] Rika
    Let's do it!
[06:51] Rika
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life!
[06:55] Rika
    And so, I have this.
[06:57] Rika
    Guidelines I made for today's project.
[07:00] Rika
    I call it the Stay Within Bounds Plan!
SIGN    Stay Within Bounds Plan
[07:03] Takuya
    The Stay Within Bounds... Plan?
[07:06] Rika
    In order to safely create
    this JTC cohabitation report,
[07:10] Rika
    I put together a draft plan concerning ways to
    prevent any and all trouble from occurring.
[07:14] Rika
    It's just like traveling.
[07:15] Rika
    The same way a trip has an itinerary,
[07:18] Rika
    you and I need a plan
    since we're bad at socializing.
[07:21] Takuya
    Th-That tracks.
[07:23] Rika
    Let's go over this together and decide
    how to approach the online report.
[07:27] Takuya
    All right.
[07:28] Rika
    This isn't going to inconvenience Kama-chan?
[07:30] Takuya
    Oh, it's fine right now.
[07:33] Takuya
    Kama is in his favorite room.
SIGN    Three Articles of Prevention
SIGN    Refrain from sudden actions.
SIGN    Be attentive to your own feelings, not your counterpart's.
[07:36] Rika
    These are the three basic rules.
SIGN    Raise your hand before taking action!
[07:39] Takuya
    Uh, about this "Raise your hand
    before taking action" one—
[07:43] Rika
    I wish to speak.
[07:45] Rika
    In this way, we raise our hand
    and announce it before any action.
[07:48] Rika
    I think this can protect
    against unforeseen accidents.
[07:51] Takuya
    Um, in that case...
[07:54] Rika
    Don't forget the hand.
[07:55] Takuya
    Oh, right. I wish to speak.
[07:57] Takuya
    Does this cover how we act
    inside this apartment?
[07:59] Takuya
    We aren't going to do this at work, right?
[08:01] Rika
    I wish to speak!
[08:04] Rika
    That's right.
[08:06] Takuya
    It kind of seems like prison.
[08:08] Rika
    In broad terms, the goal is the same.
[08:11] Rika
    As for where to cohabitate, when taking
    optics and Kama-chan's care into account,
[08:16] Rika
    I still think your apartment is the way to go.
[08:18] Takuya
    I agree.
[08:20] Rika
    During this time, should we equally split
    the rent and utility bills?
[08:24] Takuya
    Uh, that's...
[08:25] Takuya
    Oh. You have your own apartment,
    so you needn't bother!
[08:28] Rika
    Yes, but...!
[08:29] Takuya
    Don't worry, it's okay!
[08:30] Rika
    Let me at least help with utilities!
[08:32] Takuya
    No, no, no.
[08:33] Rika
    Yes, yes, yes!
[08:35] Takuya
    Raising our hand each time
    is going to get tiring.
[08:39] Rika
    That it is.
[08:41] Rika
    Let's forgo it when we're having
    an ongoing conversation.
[08:45] Rika
    All right, I will now set up the tent.
[08:47] Takuya
    Tent?
[08:49] Rika
    There are two people
    and a cat in this apartment.
[08:52] Rika
    We have to make sure this isn't a burden,
    especially for Kama-chan.
[08:56] Rika
    I will live in the tent, except
    when we're working on the report.
[09:00] Rika
    As for where it wouldn't be
    inconvenient for Kama-chan...
SIGN    Secondary
    Residence
SIGN    Wild Land
SIGN    Main
    Residence
SIGN    Wild (Food) Land
[09:03] Rika
    I will set up next to the window here.
[09:07] Takuya
    R-Right.
[09:10] Takuya
    I-I wish to speak!
[09:11] Rika
    Yow!
[09:12] Takuya
    U-Um, for today, what
    should we do about dinner?
[09:16] Takuya
    Are you hungry?
[09:20] Rika
    Right, dinner...
[09:22] Rika
    What were we going to do about dinner?
[09:24] Takuya
    I'll go buy something.
[09:26] Rika
    Huh? Don't trouble yourself.
[09:28] Takuya
    I was going to go shopping anyway.
[09:32] Rika
    I'll leave that to you, then.
[09:34] Takuya
    R-Right, I'll get going.
[09:39] Takuya
    I-I can't handle the tension!
[09:42] Takuya
    Are we really going to live together?!
[09:47] Rika
    It's bigger than I expected.
[09:50] Rika
    This has to be an inconvenience.
[09:53] Rika
    Let's see, what's left for us to consider?
[10:01] Rika
    K-Kama-chan!
[10:06] Rika
    The true head of this household!
[10:09] Rika
    Unless we get his permission,
    there'll be no report or anything!
[10:13] Rika
    He's a timid one.
[10:14] Rika
    I mustn't pay any attention
    or show any affection.
[10:18] Rika
    Hold still, hold still.
[10:21] Rika
    Kama-chan, I mean you no harm.
[10:24] Rika
    I won't interfere with you one bit.
[10:59] Rika
    Does this mean I've been accepted?
[11:04] Rika
    Or not?
[11:23] Takuya
    I-I'm home.
[11:26] Rika
    W-Welcome back.
[11:28] Takuya
    So, Honjoji-san.
[11:30] Takuya
    I'm about to cook dinner.
    Would you care to join me?
[11:33] Takuya
    Cook?
[11:34] Takuya
    Oh.
[11:35] Takuya
    Cook?!
[11:36] Takuya
    Uh, yes! What do you say?
[11:39] Rika
    Oh no.
[11:40] Rika
    We should have figured out
    where this line was ahead of time.
[11:43] Rika
    Right now it's an experiment to see how
    independent we'll be while living together.
[11:47] Rika
    Unless we firmly draw the line on
    where our boundaries are,
[11:50] Rika
    things will gradually erode, and
    unforeseen things will crop up!
[11:54] Rika
    Just like the other day.
[11:56] Rika
    But he's suddenly taking care of me.
[11:59] Takuya
    Oops. Maybe she doesn't want to
    eat something someone prepared.
[12:03] Takuya
    She bought her own food
    the last time she ate here.
[12:07] Takuya
    Uh, it'll just be a simple dinner.
    You don't have to feel obligated to eat it.
[12:10] Rika
    Oh, not at all!
[12:11] Rika
    I'll have some! I certainly will.
[12:19] Rika
    Things are falling apart already.
[12:22] Rika
    I guess there's no avoiding it, though.
[12:24] Rika
    What?!
[12:26] Rika
    It's only been 15 minutes.
[12:29] Rika
    You can make this much that quickly?
[12:31] Takuya
    I usually prepare in advance,
    so there wasn't much to make.
[12:34] Takuya
    Sorry that the rice was microwaved.
[12:36] Rika
    Uh.
[12:37] Rika
    Um, can I open a window?
[12:40] Takuya
    S-Sure.
[12:43] Rika
    I might smell like sweat
    after putting up that tent.
[12:46] Takuya
    What was that all about?
    Does my apartment smell?
[12:52] both
    Time to eat.
[13:02] Rika
    Th-This is very good!
[13:04] Takuya
    Thank you.
[13:05] Rika
    I've never tasted anything
    like this. Is it ethnic?
[13:09] Takuya
    It uses duqqa.
[13:12] Rika
    Duqqa? You mean the Egyptian condiment?
[13:15] Takuya
    That's right. I bought it
    at a bazaar in Cairo.
[13:18] Takuya
    I like collecting spices.
[13:21] Takuya
    I buy some every time I travel,
    so I have a lot of mystery spices.
[13:25] Rika
    Wow, I didn't know
    Ohara-kun had such a hobby.
[13:29] Rika
    When I travel, all I pay
    attention to is the terrain.
[13:31] Takuya
    When I make things like spiced curry,
    I enjoy mixing these in different ways.
[13:36] Takuya
    Like making potions when you're a kid.
[13:39] Rika
    Making potions? What is that?
[13:41] Takuya
    You didn't do that when you were little?
[13:43] Takuya
    You make medicine by mixing
    things like pepper and leaves.
[13:46] Rika
    So, that's the kind of kid he was.
[13:48] Rika
    Wow, he has all sorts of spices.
[13:52] Rika
    He's been to a range of countries.
[13:55] Rika
    These are pretty. What are they?
[13:57] Takuya
    Aren't they? They're chili
    peppers from Brazil.
[14:02] Rika
    Th-The meal was great.
[14:04] Takuya
    Oh, yes, it was.
[14:06] Rika
    Boundaries, boundaries.
[14:10] Rika
    And now, I'm faced with a big problem.
[14:14] Rika
    I need to go to the bathroom!
[14:16] Rika
    I'd also like to brush my teeth after eating.
[14:18] Rika
    And change into something more comfortable!
[14:20] Rika
    But I can't do those things here!
[14:22] Takuya
    How goes it? I'm willing to do the dishes.
[14:25] Rika
    Th-Things are fine.
[14:28] Rika
    I can't use the bathroom
    with him so close by.
[14:32] Rika
    O-Ohara-kun, listen!
[14:34] Takuya
    Yes?
[14:34] Rika
    I'm going to drop by my place.
[14:37] Takuya
    Huh?
[14:39] Rika
    I'm done with the dishes.
    I won't be gone long.
[14:43] Rika
    See you then.
[14:48] Takuya
    Now's my chance to use the bathroom!
[14:55] Takuya
    I was so nervous.
[15:06] Takuya
    This is how it feels to live together?
[15:13] Rika
    Is this going to go on indefinitely?
[15:17] Rika
    I didn't realize living alone...
[15:19] Takuya
    ...could seem so relaxing.
[15:26] Rika
    I'll exhaust myself if I have to run
    home for the bathroom every time.
[15:29] Rika
    Maybe I'll do it at a convenience store.
[15:31] Rika
    Let's see, things to decide on
    when I get back.
[15:34] Rika
    There's so much, it's overwhelming.
[15:41] Rika
    I've returned.
[15:42] Takuya
    Oh, welcome back.
[15:45] Takuya
    Honjoji-san, I was wondering.
[15:47] Takuya
    What will you do about bathing?
[15:49] Rika
    B-Bathing!
[15:50] Rika
    I'd have to undress here.
[15:54] Rika
    Not happening! I couldn't
    even manage to use the toilet!
[15:58] Rika
    But not bathing could be a problem.
[16:00] Rika
    And I'm already sweaty from putting up
    the tent and running to and from home.
[16:03] Rika
    Plus it's hotter than expected
    inside the tent!
[16:06] Rika
    Might as well go home again.
SIGN    My place
SIGN    Ohara-kun's place
[16:08] Rika
    But I just got back, so to go home
    right now would be weird!
SIGN    Go home
     Don't bathe
     Bathe here
[16:12] Rika
    I-I can't decide!
[16:16] Takuya
    Oh, um! I'm not saying
     you have to bathe here!
[16:19] Takuya
    U-Uh oh. Did I say something weird just now?!
[16:23] Takuya
    How should I have phrased it?
[16:25] Takuya
    I don't know,
    I've never been in this situation!
[16:30] Takuya
    I didn't mean anything weird by it!
[16:33] Rika
    I-I can't decide!
[16:35] Takuya
    Oh hey, how about a public bathhouse?
[16:38] Rika
    A bathhouse!
[16:39] Takuya
    There's one a short walk from here.
[16:42] Rika
    All right, I'll do it there.
[16:57] Takuya
    Hang on a minute!
[17:00] Takuya
    I'll go too.
[17:01] Rika
    Ohara-kun...
[17:03] Rika
    I'll go buy toiletries, then.
[17:05] Takuya
    Right.
SIGN    Monthly Bic Spitz
[17:11] Takuya
    I couldn't bring myself to send her to a
    public bath while I use my own at home.
[17:17] Rika
    I was going to pretend to go to the
    bathhouse and drop by home instead,
[17:20] Rika
    but now I have no choice.
SIGN    Hot Baths
[17:24] Rika
    So, you can feel free to leave
    as soon as you're done.
[17:26] Takuya
    Sure, all right.
[17:54] Rika
    I'm sure he left already.
[18:05] Rika
    You waited for me?
[18:07] Takuya
    Uh, well, I thought maybe I should.
[18:10] Rika
    Oh, thank you.
[18:23] Rika
    Someone was waiting for me.
    That makes me happy.
[18:28] Takuya
    Honjoji-san sure is pretty.
[18:33] Rika
    Oh.
[18:34] Takuya
    Sorry.
[18:35] Rika
    After this...
[18:37] Takuya
    ...what happens next?
[18:40] Rika
    Is something going to happen?
[18:43] Takuya
    Is something... going to happen?
[18:46] both
    Something like...
[18:52] Rika
    Well...
[18:58] Rika
    Good night.
[19:05] Takuya
    I can't sleep!
[19:08] Takuya
    It felt like something was
    going to happen between us!
[19:12] Takuya
    And yet, nothing did.
[19:14] Takuya
    I can't wake her up. What am I doing?
[19:17] Rika
    I can't sleep.
[19:19] Rika
    Part of me wants something to happen,
    and part of me doesn't!
[19:24] Rika
    And I'm starting to fry inside this tent!
[19:26] Rika
    It has great insulation!
SIGN    Weather
SIGN    Messages
SIGN    Here's hoping for the best.
SIGN    Agreed.
SIGN    What kind of relationship do we have right now?
[19:38] Takuya
    No way, there's no way I can send this!
[19:41] Takuya
    What would I do if she saw this
    and went, "Huh?"
SIGN    Are you still awake?
SIGN    I'm awake.
[20:04] Takuya
    H-Honjoji-san, what's this
    supposed to mean?!
[20:06] Rika
    I sent that because
    I couldn't stand the tension.
[20:09] Rika
    Now how do I reply?
[20:11] Takuya
    Does this mean "Let's talk," or
    does it mean "Stop rustling around?"
[20:15] Rika
    I wonder how he interpreted it.
[20:17] Rika
    It wasn't a big deal or anything.
[20:20] Rika
    "Never mind. Good night."
[20:23] Takuya
    "Talk to you again tomorrow."
[20:26] Takuya
    No, not that. Not that!
[20:28] Rika
    Um, um...!
[20:32] Rika
    Is the tent making it too difficult to sleep?
SIGN    Was I making too much noise?
SIGN    Is the tent making it too
     difficult to sleep?
[20:36] Takuya
    Was I making too much noise?
[20:38] Takuya
    Augh! I'm making her fret over me!
[20:40] Rika
    Augh! What I texted was overbearing!
[20:43] Rika
    I got impatient!
[20:44] Takuya
    It's not like that.
[20:46] Takuya
    It's not, it's not!
SIGN    Was I making too much noise?
SIGN    May I join you in there?
[20:50] Takuya
    May I join you in there?
SIGN    Was I making too much noise?
SIGN    May I join you out there?
[20:53] Rika
    May I join you out there?
[21:09] Takuya
    C-Can't press it!
[21:12] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?!
[21:15] Rika
    I'm sorry. It's so hot in there
    I thought I would die.
[21:19] Takuya
    Please, cool down outside!
[21:21] Rika
    Th-Thank you.
[21:33] both
    Grown-up romance is such a hassle.
[21:37] Takuya
    Every little thing seems so important,
    I can't make any decisions.
[21:43] Takuya
    If we...
[21:45] Takuya
    If we went ahead and got married,
    maybe we wouldn't have to worry so much.
[21:51] Takuya
    That's right.
[21:53] Takuya
    Would it be so wrong if we did get married?
[22:05] Rika
    Good night.

12 - Are You Really Getting Married?

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SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[00:02] Kurokawa
    Looking good!
SIGN    A Life With Travel!
SIGN    Even More Fun Plans!
SIGN    Major Anxiety While On the Job
SIGN    1. Pursuing shared interests
    and dreams
SIGN    2. A shared sense of
    accomplishment and excitement
SIGN    3. Establishing a cooperative
    approach
SIGN    4. Flexible work styles
SIGN    5. A married couple's unique
    mutual trust
SIGN    6. Career sharing and support
[00:03] Kurokawa
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life!
[00:06] Rika
    Thank you.
[00:07] Kurokawa
    You look so happy, it makes me enjoy it too!
[00:10] Kurokawa
    Must be your upcoming-wedding aura.
[00:12] Takuya
    N-Nothing like that.
[00:16] Takuya
    Would it be so wrong if we did get married?
[00:20] Takuya
    Once I start thinking about that,
    it's all I think about.
[00:23] Takuya
    I wonder what Honjoji-san thinks about it.
[00:26] Kurokawa
    Okay, keep doing this same thing
    for another month.
[00:29] Takuya
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[00:31] Takuya
    Well, let's keep at it.
[00:32] Rika
    Uh, right.
[00:34] Kurokawa
    Didn't I tell you?
[00:36] Kurokawa
    Those two aren't in a fake engagement.
SIGN    Mamaru
[00:38] Mamaru
    I'm not the one who said so.
[00:41] Mamaru
    The head office wanted to make sure.
[00:44] Mamaru
    They said you never know with young people.
[00:46] Kurokawa
    And I say again, it's not fake!
[00:48] Mamaru
    I guess that means it'll be this kid.
SIGN    Post:
SIGN    Kinshicho Branch
SIGN    Age:
SIGN    Hire Date:
[00:53] Kurokawa
    Does it really have to be one of ours?
[00:56] Mamaru
    Make up your mind already!
[00:57] Mamaru
    Somebody has to go there!
[01:00] Mamaru
    I mean, I know nobody
    wants to go anywhere cold.
[01:02] Mamaru
    But we also can't open
    an empty branch, now can we?
[01:06] Mamaru
    All we need is your okay to go this route,
    so could you finalize things soon?
SIGN    Name:
    Gonda
[01:13] Gonda
    What?! Me, go to Alaska?!
[01:16] Isojima
    Looks like it.
[01:17] Gonda
    W-Wait a minute! It's been decided?!
[01:20] Kitagawa
    Well, it's a rumor anyway.
[01:22] Isojima
    But that's what someone
    at the head office said.
[01:25] Gonda
    But I haven't even been told yet!
[01:28] Itsuki
    What's a good farewell gift? A down jacket?
[01:31] Gonda
    Give me a break, Keisuke-san!
[01:34] Gonda
    Th-This can't be true, can it?
[01:36] Gonda
    It's not true, right?
[01:38] Takuya
    Gonda?
[01:40] Rika
    Going to Anchorage?
SIGN    Are You Really Getting Married?
[01:53] Takuya
    What am I doing turning a blind eye?
[01:55] Takuya
    I must have known it
    would turn out like this!
[01:58] Takuya
    Thanks to our false plan, somebody
    else will be going to Anchorage.
SIGN    297 days until the
     Anchorage Branch opens
[02:04] Takuya
    Sending Gonda away now seems unthinkable!
[02:09] Takuya
    Should things end this way?!
SIGN    Blog 5
SIGN    Coming up with new plans!
[02:14] Rika
    Ohara-kun, you think the rumor
    about Gonda-kun is true?
[02:25] Takuya
    There's nothing wrong with this scheme.
[02:28] Takuya
    Honjoji-san's plan is perfect,
    and we needed it at the time.
[02:34] Takuya
    I just didn't bother to imagine...
[02:37] Takuya
    It's not just Gonda.
    Nobody should have to go in our place!
[02:42] Takuya
    I didn't see it at all.
[02:45] Takuya
    I'm not the only one
    who'd be inconvenienced.
[02:47] Takuya
    Everyone's the same.
[02:49] Takuya
    They're all living their lives
    the best they can!
[02:55] Takuya
    It was thanks to this scheme
    that I picked up on that.
[03:00] Takuya
    Thanks to Honjoji-san.
[03:15] Takuya
    Kurokawa-san, do you have a minute?
[03:19] Kurokawa
    Ohara?
[03:21] Takuya
    There's something I want to tell you.
[03:24] Takuya
    I'm going to tell her our marriage is a lie.
[03:29] Takuya
    I'll put an end to the whole thing.
[03:33] Kurokawa
    Tell me what?
[03:36] Takuya
    You know, something like this
    happened before.
[03:42] Takuya
    The day the pool opened when I was a kid.
SIGN    Public Pool
[03:46] Takuya
    On the way home, there was
    a grilled squid food truck.
SIGN    Grilled
    Squid
[03:50] Takuya
    It was free to use the pool
    on its opening day.
[03:53] Takuya
    But my mother made me bring
    some money, just in case.
[03:58] (Flashback) mother
    Don't go spendin' this
    on food or nothin', now.
[04:02] (Flashback) Takuya
    But...
[04:07] (Flashback) mother
    Taku-chan.
[04:10] (Flashback) young Takuya
    Mom!
[04:11] (Flashback) mother
    You have fun at the pool?
[04:13] (Flashback) young Takuya
    Yep.
[04:13] (Flashback) young Takuya
    U-Uh, today, you hadta pay to
    get in, so I spent the money.
[04:18] (Flashback) mother
    Oh.
[04:20] (Flashback) mother
    What's that on your mouth? Looks like sauce.
[04:23] (Flashback) young Takuya
    Huh?
[04:25] (Flashback) mother
    Takuya.
[04:26] (Flashback) mother
    I'm not angry because you bought food.
[04:29] (Flashback) mother
    That was bad too, but why'd you
    lie about needin' the money?
[04:33] (Flashback) mother
    You knew you'd done a bad thing,
    and you tried to hide it.
[04:37] (Flashback) mother
    That's what I have a hard time forgivin'.
[04:40] (Flashback) father
    Takuya, do you know full well
    why you got in trouble?
[04:46] (Flashback) father
    Tell me in your own words.
[04:51] (Flashback) young Takuya
    Uh, I went to the pool with my friends.
[04:55] (Flashback) young Takuya
    After, there was this grilled squid.
[04:59] (Flashback) young Takuya
    Uh, I bought some with
    Mom's money and ate it.
[05:05] (Flashback) young Takuya
    A-And then...
[05:08] (Flashback) young Takuya
    I lied to Mom and said
     that I spent it on the pool.
[05:19] Takuya
    It wasn't so much that I bought the food.
[05:21] Takuya
    It was that I lied to cover it up
    that made me cry from shame.
[05:30] Takuya
    I haven't grown up at all, have I?
[05:37] Takuya
    Kurokawa-san.
[05:39] Takuya
    I'm not getting married at all.
[05:41] Kurokawa
    Huh?
[05:42] Takuya
    I-I was lying.
[05:45] Takuya
    I didn't want to go to Anchorage,
    so I faked an engagement.
[05:50] Takuya
    I gave no consideration to anyone else.
[05:53] Takuya
    I deceived everyone!
[05:56] Takuya
    I truly am sorry!
[06:00] Takuya
    I'll be the one to go to Anchorage!
[06:05] Kurokawa
    Okay, I hear you.
[06:07] Kurokawa
    Come with me now.
[06:13] Kurokawa
    In here.
[06:22] Takuya
    Honjoji-san?
[06:24] Kurokawa
    As it turns out, she told me
    the very same thing earlier.
[06:29] Kurokawa
    That your marriage wasn't real.
[06:32] Kurokawa
    And that she would go to Anchorage.
[06:35] Kurokawa
    Looks like neither of you
    knew about this part.
[06:38] Kurokawa
    In other words, you both wanted to
    avoid going to Anchorage so much,
[06:42] Kurokawa
    you lied about getting married?
[06:45] Takuya
    That's right.
[06:49] Kurokawa
    I couldn't tell one bit!
[06:52] Kurokawa
    Looks like you were
    stressing big-time over this.
[06:55] Kurokawa
    But you don't need to worry anymore.
[06:59] Kurokawa
    I'll go to Anchorage!
[07:03] Rika/Takuya
    What?!
[07:03] Kurokawa
    Don't make a fuss.
[07:05] Kurokawa
    I've already told the head office,
    so you two won't have to go anywhere.
[07:11] Kurokawa
    So, back to work!
[07:13] Kurokawa
    Carry these!
[07:14] Kurokawa
    Make it snappy!
SIGN    295 days until the
     Anchorage Branch opens
[07:22] Takuya
    Kurokawa-san's going to Anchorage?
[07:24] Rika
    This settles things... but that's not okay!
SIGN    not good
[07:29] Itsuki
    Please donate funds for Gonda's down jacket.
[07:31] Gonda
    Keisuke-san! It's still not a done deal
    that I'm going to Alaska!
[07:36] Isojima
    Oh, but Gonda-kun's a big guy.
    Wouldn't a sweater be enough?
[07:42] Kurokawa
    Sorry to drag you out here.
[07:45] Takuya
    It's fine.
[07:46] Kurokawa
    I figured you might be concerned.
[07:49] Kurokawa
    About the fact that I'm going in your place.
[07:52] Takuya
    Very concerned!
[07:53] Rika
    Without you, what will become
    of the Kinshicho Branch?
[07:57] Kurokawa
    Our branch will be fine.
[07:59] Kurokawa
    Everyone there is outstanding.
[08:01] Kurokawa
    And besides...
[08:07] Kurokawa
    Right now I'm excited!
[08:09] Kurokawa
    Because I get to go on another journey!
[08:12] Kurokawa
    I used to spend all my time traveling.
[08:15] Kurokawa
    Asia, Africa, Europe—all over the world.
[08:19] Kurokawa
    I love the sea, and
    I've seen so much.
[08:22] Kurokawa
    Isn't it the same for you two?
[08:24] Kurokawa
    You came to this company
    because you love traveling.
[08:27] Kurokawa
    But now I'm married and running a branch.
[08:30] Kurokawa
    I help others travel,
    but I no longer do it myself.
[08:34] Kurokawa
    I spend every day in meetings,
    I manage projects and figures,
[08:37] Kurokawa
    and I make my employees do unpleasant tasks.
[08:40] Kurokawa
    Once I get home, I'm a good wife
    and daughter-in-law.
[08:43] Kurokawa
    I have to balance work and home life.
[08:46] Kurokawa
    I treat myself with one trip
    a year to the Maldives.
[08:50] Kurokawa
    It's not that I hate that arrangement.
[08:52] Kurokawa
    It's just, it occurs to me...
[08:54] Kurokawa
    There's a clear, straight road
    stretching out ahead of me.
[08:58] Kurokawa
    I walk along it, taking care
    not to step off of it.
[09:01] Kurokawa
    This is my life now?
[09:04] Kurokawa
    No, it's not!
[09:06] Kurokawa
    I need more adventure than that!
[09:09] Kurokawa
    Taking every path,
    overcoming every difficulty.
[09:13] Kurokawa
    All in the name of seeing things
    I've never seen in places I've never been.
[09:20] Kurokawa
    That's the joy of living!
[09:25] Takuya
    Uh, but, is your family on board with this?
[09:27] Kurokawa
    Well, we did start out as travel companions.
[09:31] (Flashback) husband
    Huh?! You're going to Anchorage?!
[09:33] (Flashback) Kurokawa
    Sorry, I've got to go cultivate Alaska.
[09:35] (Flashback) husband
    It's kind of a relief.
[09:38] (Flashback) husband
    It's like you've been stuck on the straight
    and narrow since we got married.
[09:41] (Flashback) husband
    I thought I might be holding you back.
[09:44] (Flashback) Kurokawa
    What a thing to worry about!
[09:46] (Flashback) husband
    I'm jealous. Maybe I'll go to Alaska too.
[09:51] (Flashback) Kurokawa
    You're welcome anytime.
[09:53] Kurokawa
    And so, other than my
    husband's family, no worries.
[09:57] Takuya
    I-Is that so?
[10:01] Kurokawa
    Thanks for coming out here with me.
[10:08] Takuya
    Kurokawa-san said all that, but
    does it really have nothing to do with us?
[10:14] Rika
    That I don't know.
[10:16] Rika
    But it seemed like she was telling the truth.
[10:19] Takuya
    "Things I've never seen," huh?
[10:23] Takuya
    I get that, now.
[10:25] Takuya
    We've been on the biggest journey
    of our lives, these past two months.
[10:31] Rika
    Well, there's no longer
    any need for our plan.
[10:42] both
    Thanks for all you've done.
[10:45] Takuya
    Thus, our journey came to an end.
[10:52] Rika
    Maybe it's for the best
    that this plan is over.
[10:56] Rika
    I doubt it would have worked until the end.
[10:59] Rika
    It isn't good to go on lying indefinitely.
[11:03] Takuya
    That's true. Let's put an end to the lies.
[11:06] Takuya
    And let's think about what happens next.
[11:09] Rika
    All right.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 180 110 0 110
SIGN    Inform those at work about
     the pretend marriage
     Contact Ashida-san about taking over
    Our Worthwhile JTC Life
     Return wedding gifts
     Kurokawa-san - goodie basket
     Shinshi-san - tea set
     George-san - pair of Hawaiian shirts
     Kitagawa-san - bath salts
     Isojima-san - soup set
     Saito-san - towel set
     Itsuki-san - wine
     Gonda-san - husband-and-wife chopsticks
     Komiya-san - paired glasses
     Nonoyama-san - flowers
     Should we inform Princess Claudia?
     Expense report
     Cushion ¥2090
     Globe ¥3460
     Mug ¥2000
     Toothbrush ¥620
     Desk lamp ¥2180
     Beer ¥3780
     Low table ¥2860
     Tent ¥2680
[11:11] Takuya
    We'll need to tell everyone
    at work that it was a lie.
[11:15] Rika
    Yes, we can inform them tomorrow.
[11:18] Takuya
    Should we tell anyone at the head office?
[11:20] Rika
    I think we'll have to tell Mamaru-san.
[11:23] Rika
    Although I expect it will be rather awkward.
[11:26] Rika
    Is it all right if we go together?
[11:28] Takuya
    O-Of course it's all right.
[11:30] Takuya
    Let's do that.
[11:33] Rika
    Cost of the two cushions: ¥4180.
[11:36] Rika
    The globe we got for the blog cost ¥3460.
[11:39] Takuya
    Do we include the water bill?
[11:41] Rika
    Let's add everything and calculate it.
[11:43] Rika
    What do we do with the table, light, etc.
    we used for the blog?
[11:46] Takuya
    Anything we aren't going to use,
    I'll sell online.
[11:51] Rika
    That was relatively easy to sort out.
[11:54] Takuya
    Well, it was only two months' worth.
[11:57] Rika
    It almost feels like a dream.
SIGN    Bottles
SIGN    Cans
SIGN    Plastic bottles
[12:09] Rika
    I suppose actual marriage is a lot harder.
[12:12] Takuya
    Yes, I'm sure it is.
[12:16] Takuya
    Even if it's fun for a short time, being
    together all the time must be too much.
[12:21] Takuya
    You have to be attentive to each other
    constantly, and it's much easier to be alone.
[12:26] Takuya
    I feel like I'd spend an eternity fretting.
[12:28] Rika
    I'd be worried about work and money too.
[12:31] Rika
    And you'd no longer have time for yourself
    or be free to go out whenever you want.
[12:36] Takuya
    Married couples probably
    also have different values,
[12:39] Takuya
    and there's bound to be lots
    of arguments over little things.
[12:42] Rika
    Hanging out with family is troublesome too.
[12:45] Takuya
    It's annoying when everyone
    says "congratulations,"
[12:49] Takuya
    and we can do everything
    by ourselves as it is.
[12:52] Takuya
    The more I think about it,
    the more I reach the same conclusion.
[12:55] Takuya
    It's fine not to get married.
[12:58] Rika
    Yes, it feels like it's nothing but risk.
[13:01] Rika
    It takes so much effort
    to live on your own as it is.
[13:04] Rika
    So, to have to support someone else?
[13:07] Rika
    Marriage is all an illusion.
[13:15] Rika
    Well, the trains will start running soon.
[13:18] Takuya
    Right.
[13:43] Takuya
    A straight road continues on and on.
[13:47] Takuya
    I just keep on walking,
    taking care not to leave that road.
[13:51] Takuya
    This is my life...
[14:09] Takuya
    Honjoji-san!
[14:10] Takuya
    Honjoji-san!
[14:19] Takuya
    U-Um, we're just coworkers.
    Not even friends.
[14:34] Takuya
    But can we get married anyway?!
[14:45] Rika
    Y-Yes, we can!
[14:47] Rika
    We aren't even going out,
    but can we get married?!
[14:51] Takuya
    Yes, we can!
[14:52] Takuya
    Nothing amazing's happened to us like
    in a TV show, but can we get married?!
[14:57] Rika
    Yes, we can!
[14:57] Rika
    Maybe we didn't have any fated encounter or
    anything, but can we get married anyway?!
[15:03] Takuya
    Yes, we can!
[15:10] Rika
    Please just tell me one thing.
[15:14] Rika
    Do you love me?
[15:18] Rika
    I do so many weird things,
    and I'm always regretting it.
[15:23] Rika
    I have no confidence in myself.
[15:26] Rika
    But the truth is, there are many things
    I want to do and talk about with someone.
[15:34] Takuya
    I do love you, Honjoji-san!
[15:42] Rika
    And I... love you, Ohara-kun!
[15:52] Rika
    I was thinking marriage was the finish line.
[15:55] Rika
    But it's really a beginning, isn't it?
[15:59] Takuya
    That's right.
[16:01] Takuya
    You can begin at any time.
[16:05] Takuya
    And so, Honjoji-san. Once again...
[16:09] Rika
    You can call me "Rika."
[16:12] Takuya
    Okay.
[16:13] Takuya
    R-R-R...
[16:16] Takuya
    R...
[16:18] Takuya
    Rika-san, will you marry me?
[16:24] Rika
    Yes.
[16:28] Rika
    Let's start over again!
[16:31] Takuya
    Yes.
[16:40] Rika
    So, Ohara-kun, first things first.
[16:43] Takuya
    Oh, so I'm still "Ohara-kun."
[16:45] Rika
    Let's go apologize to everyone at JTC.
[16:49] Takuya
    Right.
SIGN     JTC Tourist
     JTC Travel
[16:52] both
    We apologize!
[16:54] everyone
    What?!
[16:55] Komiya
    You weren't getting married
    and now you are?!
[16:57] Kitagawa/Isojima
    Say what now?!
[16:58] someone
    Do we say "congratulations" to this?
[16:58] Saito
    Oh, so happy!
[17:00] someone
    Why not?
[17:01] someone
    How about another party at Bau Bau?
[17:03] Takuya
    No, pass on that!
[17:04] Gonda
    Congratulations, Senpai!
[17:06] Gonda
    We don't have to worry about
    Alaska anymore, and you'll see!
[17:09] Gonda
    I'll find my own happiness!
[17:11] Shinshi
    For now...
[17:13] Shinshi
    For now, I'll say "congratulations."
[17:16] Shinshi
    But the day may come
    when that word becomes a curse.
[17:21] Kurokawa
    All right!
[17:23] Kurokawa
    Let's knock it out of the park again today!
[17:25] Kurokawa
    Go on, take your seats.
SIGN    Number withheld
[17:37] Takuya
    Hello?
[17:39] voice
    So, you're really getting married.
[17:42] voice
    I knew from the start things
    would turn out this way.
[17:46] Takuya
    Why do you make these calls?
[17:49] voice
    I thought you were telling a silly lie.
[17:53] voice
    That's all.
[17:55] voice
    But then, this does seem
    appropriate for you two.
[17:59] Takuya
    You couldn't be more right.
[18:03] voice/Itsuki
    Sorry to cause you any anxiety.
[18:07] voice/Itsuki
    And also, congratulations.
[18:10] Takuya
    Thank you.
SIGN    Today
SIGN    I just got a bunch of veggies while on attendant duty,
    but it's more than I can use. Would you like some?
SIGN    I just got a bunch of veggies while on attendant duty,
    but it's more than I can use. Would you like some?
SIGN    I'm at Asakusa Station.
[18:18] Takuya
    It's Rika-san! Asakusa Station!
SIGN    I just got a bunch of veggies while on attendant duty,
    but it's more than I can use. Would you like some?
SIGN    I'm at Asakusa Station.
SIGN    I'll be right there.
SIGN    Asakusa Station
[18:31] Takuya
    R-Rika-san's glowing!
[18:35] Takuya
    She's going to be... my wife.
[18:40] Takuya
    Rika-san!
[18:42] Rika
    Ohara-kun's... glowing!
[18:46] Rika
    He's... going to be... my husband.
[18:51] Takuya/Rika
    Bliss.
SIGN    Bliss
[18:54] Rika
    Today, I was the attendant
    for a foreigner in Chiba,
[18:57] Rika
    and a farmer we visited gave us produce.
[19:00] Takuya
    That's a lot!
[19:01] Takuya
    Okay, I'll carry it to your place.
[19:04] Rika
    I'll carry half.
[19:05] Takuya
    Don't worry, I've got it.
[19:08] Rika
    I called him out here for something trivial.
[19:10] Takuya
    She called me out here for something trivial.
SIGN    Bliss
[19:14] Takuya/Rika
    Bliss.
[19:17] Rika
    Oh, then Ohara-kun,
    I'll treat you to tea as thanks.
[19:21] Takuya
    I appreciate that.
[19:23] Takuya/Rika
    Bliss.
[19:23] both
    Here we are, just having tea.
SIGN    Bliss
[19:26] Rika
    Ohara-kun, can I do my
    Today's Five Minutes bit?
[19:30] Takuya
    Go for it.
[19:31] Rika
    A new island has emerged near Iwo Jima!
[19:35] Rika
    It's so cool that the island
SIGN    10 minutes later
[19:37] Rika
    is made of volcanic products
    like lava flow and rock lumps.
[19:40] Takuya
    Wow.
[19:41] Rika
    What's more, just when it
    seemed activity had stopped
SIGN    30 minutes later
[19:44] Rika
    and the waves and
    such would make it shrink,
[19:47] Rika
    signs were seen that it would
    become active again!
[19:50] Takuya
    Far out.
SIGN    1 hour later
[19:51] Rika
    The Hawaiian Islands were formed
    by volcanic activity and plate movement,
[19:54] Rika
    but when you think about it, how much lava
    must have to erupt to form islands that big?
[19:58] Rika
    By the way, Indonesia also
    has many volcanic islands.
[20:01] Takuya
    Oh yeah?
[20:02] Rika
    He seems to have so much fun listening.
[20:05] Rika
    I feel like I could keep talking forever.
[20:07] Takuya
    Rika-san talks about such interesting things.
[20:09] Takuya
    I feel like I could keep listening forever.
[20:12] Takuya/Rika
    Bliss.
SIGN    Bliss
[20:12] both
    This rules.
SIGN    The volcano talk continued for two more hours.
[20:20] Rika
    I love how Ohara-kun walks so casually
    on the side next to the road.
[20:23] Takuya
    I love how Rika-san always
    takes Kama into account.
[20:27] Rika
    I love Ohara-kun's unruly hair!
[20:29] Takuya
    I love Rika-san's profile!
[20:32] Rika
    I love how broad Ohara-kun's shoulders are!
[20:34] Takuya
    I love listening to Rika-san's footsteps!
[20:37] Takuya
    I love seeing our shadows walk side by side!
[20:44] both
    I love how we can just be together like this.
[20:49] Takuya
    Rika-san, since we're here,
    let's cut through the park.
[20:52] Rika
    Sounds nice.
[20:54] Rika
    Um...
SIGN    Rika-san is really getting married after all!
SIGN    Ambitious
     Seven
SIGN    Ambitious
     Seven
SIGN    Mikki
SIGN    Sender:
SIGN    To: Mamaru-san; JTC Personnel Department
SIGN    Subject: Re: My Successor (Kinshicho Branch Manager)
SIGN    Everyone,
     Hello to all. This is Kurokawa from the Kinshicho Branch.
     As I mentioned the other day, I, Kurokawa, will be
    transferring from the Kinshicho Branch when the Alaska Branch opens in order to become that new branch's manager.
SIGN    My transfer will therefore require a new
SIGN    There's one person I would like to recommend
SIGN    We're getting married!
SIGN    Comet
SIGN    Croquette burger
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Tama River
SIGN    Yokohama
SIGN    Tokyo Bay
SIGN    Lake Inba
SIGN    Chiba
[23:05] Takuma
    Rika-san.
[23:06] Takuma
    Sorry, I was just now leaving.
[23:10] Rika
    Good morning, Ohara-kun.
[23:12] Takuya
    Good morning, Rika-san.